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May 2011 Babe of the Month Tanner Mayes

TarPy — Sun, 01 May 2011 15:57:54 +0000

Tanner Mayes brings a nice combination of a young fresh face, and an outright aggressive slut. Seeing her talk dirty is like watching a baby bunny rabbit vomit dead babies. The shit that comes out of her cute little mouth can curdle milk and harden dicks, that much is absolutely certain. Tanner Mayes deserves the princess treatment and fucking expects it. Young and aggressive, sweet and terrifying. Enjoy.

Face

One of the cutest smiles, on one of the filthiest whores… We’re in love. Tanner Mayes looks great with club makeup and glamour outfits, but looks right at home in a teeny bedroom with scrunchies and bullshit in her hair. I can’t ever decide if I want her dressed up like a high class escort, or wearing ribbons and stupid knee high socks. Whatever, her face makes a gorgeous landing pad for the troops.

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Body

Tanner has a youthful body, slim but not skinny, tiny but not tight. Always well tanned, frequently accenting her tanlines, Tanner Mayes clearly puts the work into maintaining her hair and tan. Small enough to be flyer on the cheerleading squad it’s a secret pleasure of mine to watch Tanner Mayes get overwhelmed by much larger men and much larger cocks. She loves a good dicking, but we’ll get to that later, for now, check out Tanner’s fuck chassis.
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Her Tits

Real Tits, fucking real tits. Tanner Mayes has REAL FUCKING TITS. Pornstars are under constant pressure to get bolt-ons, not that I don’t love a good bionic woman. I’ll fuck a barbie doll anyday if she’s cool enough to hang out, but something about small tits with puffy little nipples gets me. And I’ll tell you what, it gets a lot of other guys too. Tanner Mayes’ puffy nipples are probably the best puffy nipples you can find on a girl with small real boobs. Faye Reagan is another strong choice. But in Brunette, Tanner tops our list. Not big enough to titty fuck, but they fit right in your mouth nicely.

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Her Feet

Sucking on Tanner Mayes’ toes is a delicacy in at least three eastern block countries. In France, being stepped on by one of Tanner’s tootsies is considered a badge of honor, the English actually serve bangers and mash on them. Alright, none of that shit happens, and I’m not the biggest foot guy. But they are fucking cute for feet. No gangly ones, very soft and feminine, shit I can’t describe feet, just LOOK AT EM.

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Her Pussy

If a hoard of librarians with tiny hands studied origami, they would have been used by god himself to neatly and tightly fold Tanner Mayes’ pussy during her crafting. I mean, her pussy looks like an ikea apartment, tidy, attractive, and cramped for space, which, in vaginas, is a good thing. Looks like it might drip actual golden honey. This right here, is my kind of pussy. I’ll take all kinds, but if I had to pick a pussy, Tanner Mayes might be THE pussy of choice. Definitely a fitting choice for May.
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Her Ass

I can’t go crazy for everything. Sometimes I have to draw a line, her ass is good. Not amazing, not great, but good. I think it fits her body, Tanner Mayes has a good teen ass. Her butt doesn’t bubble out, it’s not huge, or a focal point on her, but it’s by no means unattractive. Her ass looks great in lingerie, it’s always nicely tanned. Enough said, witness the glory, I’ll see you after the jump.
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Blow Jobs

Tanner Mayes gives really good head. I mean really really good head. Tanner Mayes appeared in Break Em In 12 where 6 or so guys dumped a warm load down her throat. Tanner got some brutal deepthroating in Gag Factor 28, when given her way like on her Fucked Hard 18 scene, Tanner gives a polite but deep blowjob, getting all the way to the balls. Speaking of the round uglies, she transitions nicely from deep throating to the handjob/ballsuck combo men adore. With all this talent, and being nice enough to service 6 at a time, Tanner Mayes is Cock Approved.

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Cum Shots

A pretty face makes for a gorgeous pasted face, and Tanner Mayes does not let you down. She’ll take a load of the creamy gunk and still cheese a big teeny smile. Tanner Mayes holding a load of cum in her mouth goes down as one of my favorite things to see in a day. I wish I saw it on my bedroom floor, and not on my screen, who knows maybe someday we’ll make that happen. For now, suffice to say that Tanner is willing to attend the gangbang, work the crowd, get the bukake and smile for the postcard you’ll send everyone inviting them back for next year. Check the photo below with the scrunched up nose! We fucking love this girl, I wonder if she books office staff parties for computer nerds?
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Tanner and Dildos

When you film as much as Tanner Mayes has, you take on just about every sex toy man has made. Tanner Mayes rides a sybian, Mayes gets rammed buy a fucking swing, Tanner Mayes definitely fucked a machine. She sucks dildos, licks vibrators, gets stuff full of so many fucking toys it’s like she’s Santa Claus’ Christmas Sack or some shit. Speaking of which, Santa, toss Tanner Mayes down my chimney this christmas, I’ll clean off all the soot, then get her fucking filthy all over again, and she’ll probably just wink at me and float back up the chimney or some shit.

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Girl On Girl

Thin, Teen, Cute, Young, Soft, Tanned, Trim, Fit, Sexy, Lesbo ACTION!!!! w000t! Ok, composing myself for a minute, there’s something about the old cliche of young girls “exploring their bodies” together and “discovering their sexuality” that makes girl on girl scenes featuring flexible trim cute young teens my absolute favorite girl on girl scenes. Tanner Mayes licking Bree Olson is something everyone you know should see, and now, thanks to us, you can send it to anyone you know. I’ll give you a minute, go ahead, change someone’s life, or use this time to furiously pound your meat while looking at two of the world’s hottest women gently lapping in the honeydew drops of god’s tears from each other’s finely manicured pussies. You know, whatever kind of person you are, Tanner Mayes will still lick pussy and let you watch, even if you didn’t send this to any friends, or worse don’t have any. Thank you Tanner Mayes, it’s cloudy today, but I don’t care, because you’re fucking hot naked, and better, you eat pussy like Bobby Flay eats grilled bullshit.

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Hardcore

She takes dick, neigh, Tanner Mayes loves taking dick. I’d love giving her dick, in reality, we should hang out. I would take her out for a night of clubbing, booze, cocaine and GHBs that she’d never be able to remember. I’m joking! This girl puts waaaay to much into a scene to waste all that on her being “asleep”. Tanner Mayes attacks a cock, she rides it like she needs a lift, Tanner Mayes loves the penis, and performing on or around it. Thank god, because that saves me all the begging I would have to do if she was just doing centerfold work.

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Knee High Socks

Tanner Mayes is already an adorable teen who acts like a complete slut, but the knee high socks are fucking killer. Special request from me to Tanner, please wear some socks and come right over. They seem to be a trademark of hers, of sorts, so we thought we’d throw a whole section to honor all her socks, the pink ones, the plaid ones the blue ones, they’re all fairly hot.

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Bondage

I can really only think of two good reasons for tying up Tanner Mayes. As we’ve discussed before, she ads a lot of energy to a scene, so it’s a shame for her to be tied down during one. Reason number one, the obvious, that’s your shit, and you tie everybody up. I get you, that’s cool. Reason number two, you CANNOT sexually challenge Tanner Mayes without artificial help, and I think this bites straight to the core. Some girls you can hold down and drill them, just a regular missionary pounding, and it’s plenty to overwhelm her, not Tanner Mayes, she’d probably spit in your face and scream a you for being such a pussy, hence the ball gag and general restraints.

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Groups

Bring your friends, got 2 girls and 3 dudues, she’s down. Just a couple booking? She eats pussy like a pro, and loves your penis. Tanner Mayes just may be the ultimate party favor, and there’s the occasional rumor that she IS one. What a girl! Everyone should be so privileged.

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Squirting

Splish splash she can give you a bath. Not every woman has the unique ability to give you the female geyser, but she certainly does. Below you can see that she can really drench a scene when she gets going, so behold the amazing feat of the female eruption.

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Best Scenes

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Natural Busty Milf Rachel Love

69blue — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 07:39:08 +0000

Stay in porn long enough or even surf porn long enough, you know that models can be called milf one day and add pigtails and suddenly they’re shot for a teen website. It’s the nature of the beast, but sometimes you come across a milfy milf, you know, the ones that couldn’t pass as a teen even if they tried. Rachel Love, just happens to be one of those really hot milf that I came across this morning and thought of doing a quick post before I start my day or finish my day as I haven’t slept yet.

Rachel Love has those nice big natural funbags and I’m just waiting for that woman that wants me to play with her tits all day long. See this is what women don’t get, they’ll let you fondle them during sex, but let’s face it, I want to squeeze those breasts all day long. I mean some dudes when they’re watching tv, they’ll shove the hand down their pants and chill. For me, I want to squeeze breasts all day long and when I watch tv. I think I should start a club, ADBS (All Day Breast Squeezers), because some of us just need more than others.

Anyway, get enjoying this hot milf, and when I say something like, “I’m whipping out the dick and jerking now” that’s exactly what I’m doing because I’m not just some guy spewing stuff, I’m a certified porn junkie.

Epic Post: Nikki Benz Perfect Cleavage

69blue — Tue, 18 May 2010 23:00:21 +0000

Nikki Benz is the total package and she’s just got a drop dead gorgeous body. However, in this industry we tend to find that one bit of perfection and we go with it. Don’t get me wrong, I would lick every inch of Nikki Benz body and know I was tasting perfection, but her cleavage…ohhh the cleavage…is probably one of the most recognizable breasts in the business.

I was going to do a test of, “Can you pick out Nikki’s Breasts” but as I started writing it, it was simply too redonkulously easy. Instead….that’s right….the birth of an EPIC THREAD.

Before I start though I’d like to ask you if you’re like me. Nikki Benz has such a perfect rack that I’m pretty sure I’d want to do stupid things with it after I’ve done all the common things like fondling, sucking, motorboating, etc. Here’s what I mean: Nikki Benz is my girlfriend, I’d probably create a drinking game around her breasts. Example, the olive toss, you toss an olive at her breasts, if it sticks in the cleavage, everyone drinks a martini.

Or, like, have her make a cast of her breasts so I could have like a jello mold out of it and then server Nikki Benz Breast Jello. Wait? Too Weird? Okay let’s get going with the pictures…Ode to Nikki Benz Breasts:

Starting off with her clothed because you know what, these breasts just radiate a power, and even with clothing covering them, they still are hypnotic, yes, mind altering, yes, like some really good drug or mushrooms or something like that.

This is only the beginning…I don’t think I’ve ever had an epic post that will go this long featuring one model and just one body part, but…it’s Nikki Benz damn it and her breasts!

Now I promised after my first rant that I wouldn’t type much and just let the Nikki Benz pictures do all the talking, but you’ll see in this thread that I have a lot of bikini pictures of her. How does someone like Nikki Benz go to the beach? I don’t know how because guys like me would come up to her and be like, “Do you want suntan lotion?” and proceed to whip the dick out and jizz all over her.

Next set has this like, diamond bra thing, I don’t know, it looks stiff and like I might injure myself in the process of yanking it off to get at those glorious breasts.

Have I posted too many pictures? FUCK NO!

Next set is my favorite few pictures…

I wonder if I’m going to break the blog putting this many pictures in one post. What a way to break it though, I can hear the phone call already, “DUDE, you fucked the blog up” and all I’ll say in a calm cool voice….”It was breasts that killed the beast”

You think hair color matters….brown hair, fucking all I can see is the breasts, until I masturbated and went, “Oh look, she changed her hair color” and then I waited 15 minutes and masturbated again.

Now to prove my point, blonde, then back to brunette, and tell me if it matters!

….and back to brunette….

Nope, breasts are the thing that moves me. Now I’ve reached the point in the thread that I have to tell you something. I jizzed all over this thread. That’s right man, you’ve been reading a jizz covered thread. What? You Jizzed as well? Hey we gave Nikki Benz her first Bukkake then…

Alright bitches, this is Mr. Blue signing off and hoping all your perverted dreams come true.

The Perfect Ribcage

69blue — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 06:39:14 +0000

Doing a quickie post because I’ve had one of those shit weekends and I just want to look at porn and not really talk a lot. When you got a splitting headache, your girlfriend is telling or implying to you that you’re not as financially successful as her past significant others…you just got go…stop, I need some porn. If porn were real life, most men would be happy, cause lets face it…in porn movies: Rich guys all have small dicks and its the poor guy that ends up boning all the bitches.

Who’s my fantasy fuck for the day? Rachel Starr! You’re probably going to think I’m a pervert or extremely odd here, but sometimes I like the way a woman’s ribcage / torso area looks. What’s this Mr. Blue? You like women’s ribs? Okay you say it like that you think I like anorexic chicks….no, I want a woman with big breasts, don’t care if it’s fake or not, a big fucking ass, and then a ribcage that looks sexy and giving that hourglass look.

Rachel Starr has a perfect ribcage, also Amy Ried, and a few others also fall into that category. Is there a fucking name for this ribcage fetish? I don’t know, but I’m willing to lay claim to founding it if no one else has.

Okay, so I’m done fucking typing…enjoy.

Nikki Benz And Liv Tyler

69blue — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:18:33 +0000

This is the beginning of a series of quicker posts dedicated to one model and the body of her work, oh the body of it, and of course the first model we pick is Nikki Benz, a fan favorite, and she’s been really good to the blog.

So of course we’re going to start off with a lesbian sex scene she did with Liv Tyler for Brazzers.

You can’t go wrong with Nikki Benz doing lesbian scenes, I’m not kidding, you can’t go wrong!

Epic Post: Shawna Lenee

69blue — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 05:10:24 +0000

My last epic post wasn’t epic enough. I’m giving it another try with some Shawna Lenee and just see how many different sets of photos and videos I can post of her. I might be here for awhile and you might be here as well. The true porn pervert will go through all the pics and galleries before deciding on one to whack off to…the amateur won’t make it past the first two galleries.

I’ll be using some of my favorite sponsors for this, so, Brazzers, and prepare for a lot of pics.

Lets start off with her most recent scene shot for Baby Got Boobs. I think she’s starting to get more of a pornstar look to her now. I remember her pre-boob job and when she was really dirty and hardcore, but she’s certainly changed and for the better.

And normally this would be enough for a regular post, but no…this is an epic post, let us continue with more. This is a scene she did for Day with a Pornstar. Now, this scene has her in a bikini and damn I’ll never get too old to enjoy a blonde in a bikini…

Don’t try this at home! I think they should put that type of warning on some of these sex scenes. I mean this really looks cool fucking on the rocks, but in reality it probably totally sucked and you’re worried about getting a rock up your ass with one wrong move. Please save love on the rocks for professionals.

Shawna Lenee goes back to school for our next set of pics. Yeah she’s doing a shoot for Big Tits At School. Granted, if I knew where this school was located I’d go back and retake high school all over again:

Yeah that’s her, “I’m getting fucked hard” face.

The next offering is Shawna Lenee, in a kitchen, getting fucked by a stranger…which is a completely plausible scenario…

Out comes the, “i’m getting fucked hard” face again, lol, yeah I know…but really you get used to her making that face whenever she’s getting plowed.

I won’t write much about this next one other than….NAKED TWISTER ANYONE?

Been years since I played naked twister, shoot, I think I need to do that this weekend, even if I’ll be alone and it would kind of be weird, umm, okay maybe not.

Oh oh, next scene is super hot, she’s in a threesome with Kagney Lynn Karter. Trust me you’ll stand at attention but first….a comment on….

What’s with the dude in the white suit? I don’t know, personally he’s creeping me out, thank god the nakedness of these women will help.

Was this a Christmas set and I didn’t say ho ho ho yet? Okay I’ll save you from that obvious one.

Now for a race inspired theme, Shawna doing a threesome in a convertible…

Now I’m running out of steam to type any more new stuff. So, instead I’m just going to go picture posting crazy….no descriptions for the rest but you can click on them for more pictures.

I’m in the home stretch of posting every single pic set that Brazzer has on Shawna Lenee, if you haven’t found a favorite, you’re running out of choices:

Wow, that woman next to her would be hot, if she wasn’t kneeling next to Shawna Lenee. What I mean to say is that she looks like giant big compared to Shawna.

Okay now that’s hot, she kind of has that milfy, experienced woman look, and you know she’s going to be sucking on Shawna’s tits before too long.

Like a moth to a flame, people just gotta lick Shawna’s Tits. Okay I’ve run out of steam. I gotta work my way up to longer epic posts. I think I pulled a groin muscle on this one.

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Wild Haired Tommie Jo At Twistys

69blue — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:40:19 +0000

Just throwing a quick one out there because it’s morning and I want to eat me some breakfast. I’m trolling through a bunch of porn and came across a model named Tommie Jo. My first thought is, “That’s one stupid sounding name” and you know that’s saying a lot for an industry full of stupid sounding porn names.

Granted, the only way this name could have failed a little more is if they added Cox to the end of it. Tommie Jo Cox, you’d think it was a male pornstar, but anyway, at least they didn’t add the Cox. The problem with all this? Tommie Jo is hot as hell. I mean she’s a little 1980′s retro hot playboy look about her.

Anyway, you decide, I’d still hit it 2x even with the silly name.

Yeah she does have that retro playboy magazine look about her. Totally hot and I’ll be the first to admit I miss that style of model.

Shawna Lenee Getting It Rough

69blue — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 13:49:40 +0000

Thought I would drop a quick dose of Shawna Lenee because what better way to start a new day? I mean some people want a cup of coffee, but I want a little high quality porn with one of my favorite models. Shawna Lenee + Brazzers = High Quality Porn.

Don’t need to take my word for it, let’s just watch:

Good Morning Shawna…

See, a blowjob from Shawna Lenee first thing in the morning…

…And riding the bone.

The rough part of it….yeah you have to admit if you had her naked you’d want to be a little rough and pornstar fuck her just like this.

Super Curvy Sophie Dee

69blue — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 06:13:47 +0000

What can I a say about Sophie Dee? She’s changed a lot since she entered porn. When she first started she had a hot tight little body and I think her big claim to fame was the fact she was so hardcore that you couldn’t ignore her. For me though it was Sophie Dee’s big eyes. Sophie Dee still has big eyes, but ummm she’s changed a lot.

Her most recent change was making her tits huge. I mean those things are huge now, but she did like some other pornstars do, when she got really big titties, she gained some weight so the junk in the trunk matched her big new titties. Now I know some guys got a thing against a woman getting a little curvy, but for me, HELL YEAH!

She’s British you know, got the cutest little accent, and yeah I kind of got a thing for the Mary Poppins does Porn thing.

I know, some guys would be like, “Her ass kind of got fat” but me I’m loving the ass. To me curves on a woman are like handles for me during sex. Grab the titty handle, grab onto the hips, slap the ass, oh yeah I don’t favor the boney assed chicks. I like I little something I can slap.

Some of my favorite porn scenes featured Sophie Dee getting a facial. She’s got those big eyes so there’s almost a guaranteed chance of shooting some jizz in the eye.

Missed the face completely, wtf, if you’re going to fuck Sophie Dee you gotta jizz on her face, god, amateurs!

Drunk Blog Posting – Tits

69blue — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:12:07 +0000

I’m hammered tonight and totally shitfaced drunk. Do I crash and burn on a bed or do I fucking launch wordpress and throw down some thoughts. You got it, throw down some thoughtage. I’m editing this pictures of this chick pouring milk on her tits. Huge natural tits getting covered in milk. FUCKING HOT. Then I started that deep thinking that ruins all the base insticts. Why is it hot?

Come on let’s face it, breasts are just fat, you suck on the tit, it’s not like it fucking tastes like cavier or something, it’s like, tastes like skin, maybe if you get this bitch that’s lactating or something but breast milk is kind of nasty anyway, but screw it…put a set of titties in front of me and I’m going suck them like I’m drilling for oil in Alaska.

But when I’m drunk enough, I think, wtf, why is that shit so appealing? Also, it’s so appealing I don’t mind if a woman jacks herself up with pounds of silicon to make fake versions of it. So what’s the deal? It’s genetics? I’m some sort of slob of an animal that I have a pavlovian response to someone shoving a tit at me to suck on?

Fuck yeah. Should I question it? Probably not, but let’s face it, you’re totally fucked if you a male because you got all these genetic triggers for survival that makes you weak and suseptible to all sorts of shenanigans, that’s fucking right, shenanigans.

Months ago I was watching that milk toast of a morning show “The Today Show”….fucking show me the “The Tomorrow Show” and I might be interested in the crap their spewing, but no, I get to learn what’s happening today today…fucking no time machine show for me. Anyway, the show runs this segment on how 80% of women fuck just to get guys to do stuff around the house? WTF I said, and then I thought, fuck that, I’m not bringing out the garbage and see if it buys me a blowjob. Fixing the garage door should get me Anal. Here’s the problem though, that makes me some sort of fucking animal that’s so dependent on my base instincts that I don’t give a shit if the woman really wants to be boned as long as I get some.

Full circle and back to tits. Does some busty bitch pouring milk all over her tits appeal to me? Yeah it does, probably some instinctual urge to get fed from big breasts, but does it always make me feel good that I’m slave to my instincts? Not always, because it means life is just about this genetic instinct to reproduce and survive as a species. It means all the other artificial stuff like love, romance, all that junk is just window dressing for our genetic instinct to breed, which means we’re nothing more than animals that live through urges and die, hopefully successful in propogating the species.

Now here’s some tits for you dirty stinking animals that want your cyber fix of genetic urges.

These are some of the pics that inspired this animalistic posting…that’s right show me those tits so I become an unthinking animal.

Maybe if I wasn’t so shitfaced drunk I would have just whipped the dick out and jacked off. But I’m drunk enough not to be a slave to my urges, that and I already jerked the gerkin earlier today. This hot shit brought to you by twisty…feeding the cyber animal since 1886.

Janessa Brazil looking HOT in an Elvis jumpsuit

Janessa — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:51:40 +0000

Hubba Hubba Yes I’m dressed as Elvis in this set, and yes I was playing Elvis music while posing. I LOVE Elvis!!! I felt like a Queen in this Elvis jumpsuit A horny queen I get naughtier and naughtier as the set goes and my pussy even gets wet a little. I have included a couple screen shots of the HOT and sexy striptease video that goes along with the pictures, if you think the set is hot just wait and see the video!

Lady Sonia Tit Flash Pics

69blue — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 10:52:28 +0000

Lady Sonia is the type of woman you’d expect to live in a penthouse. I think of her as a trophy wife that stayed a trophy longer than anyone expected. Let’s face it, most trophy wives only have a shelf life of a few years, but the guy that got Lady Sonia hit the jackpot because she’s just getting better looking as the years go by. Doubt it? Let’s take a look at Lady Sonia flashing her tits:

I wonder if the peeping tom across the way ever saw a woman like Lady Sonia before.

Yep, definitely belongs in a penthouse and definitely one of the best trophy wives I’ve seen in a really long time.

Cherokee In PhD Mentorship

Shadow Woods — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 02:24:53 +0000

Johnny is doing his PhD at Brazzers University under the mentorship of Cherokee. He meets at her office for the weekly meeting with the mentor. After one too many test and distractions, he confronts her with his issues. She lets him know that he’s been performing well. She then has him fuck her on her desk for the ultimate test. Episode update from Big Tits At School.

Cassandra Calogera – Twitter Babe Of The Day

69blue — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 10:09:41 +0000

Iâ€™ve been posting about Cassandra Calogera long before I knew she was on Twitter, so, when I did find her there I was more than happy to follow her and Iâ€™m hoping once this gets posted I can get a little quality time with her, umm, I mean, for an interview, umm, and other things for the blog.Â What?Â I didnâ€™t mean it to sound perverted, but generally it seems to come out that way.

Hereâ€™s here Twitter Page: http://twitter.com/casscalogeraxxx

Now hereâ€™s a little sample from her personal website.

Mmmm, now canâ€™t you see why Iâ€™ve been a fan of her for awhile now.Â Very cute, curvy, and did I mention curvy?

Last Twitter post she made said that she had a headache.Â She should have contacted meâ€¦I have cures for a headache.Â Wait, did that sound perverted again?Â Little known fact if you run your hands under hot water, as hot as you can take, it helps break blood vessels in the hand and takes away your headache.Â What?Â You thought I was going to say sex?Â Well, yeah that works to, but sheâ€™d have to be a lot closer for me to help her with that.

Oh Iâ€™m an idiot for giving that hot water cure for a headacheâ€¦

My goodnessâ€¦yes sheâ€™s definitely a Twitter Babe of the day.

Oklahoma in Gonna make you sweat

Shadow Woods — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 02:29:39 +0000

Today we present the lovely big titted Oklahoma, and no thats not the state of Oklahoma but rather this super delightful to watch performer named Oklahoma. This hotty is yet another reason I love porn so dearly. Brazzers brings us this mouth watering doll in a episode update of Big Tits At School. It seems Oklahoma hates everything to do with gym class. She hates the uniforms, the exercises and especially breaking a sweat. She is constantly making up one excuse after another to Coach Sins so she can miss class. Motivational coach that he is he canâ€™t stand her lazy attitude and after one excuse too many decides itâ€™s time that this little princess gets the workout of a lifetime. Good Stuff!

Busty Peach In The Bath

69blue — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 03:00:21 +0000

So Iâ€™m listening to this song by a band called The President Of The United States Of America and the song is called Peaches.Â Where am I going with this?Â Well, I was thinking of doing a second post today and I thought about the busty model called Peach when I was listening to the song.Â Shut up, you think itâ€™s easy to think up new introâ€™s everyday?Â Bitch!

Okay, so Peach is doing a Twistys shoot and sheâ€™s stripping off before she takes a nice bath.

After seeing Peach, do you really mind what inspired me to post about her?

Me likely Peach!

One of the first pornos I ever saw featured this natural busty stripper and she was licking her tits.Â Apparently this has made me have a Self Tit Licking fetish.

Okay Peach is ready for her bath and Iâ€™m going to join her (okay I wish)â€¦enjoy Peach and listen to the song if you find it on Youtube.

Pichunterâ€™s Peach Model Page

Natural Busty Brandy Talore Riding A Dick

69blue — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 17:00:42 +0000

Brandy Talore is that girl next door that just happened to be a natural busty which made her the girl you most wanted to see naked.Â Sheâ€™s got that small town look about her, born and raised in Ohio, you can just see a hint of innocence on her face.Â Her measurements though, I seriously doubt she could stay innocent with at 36 DDD chest on a petite 5â€™ 2â€ frame.

Brandy has done a lot of work in porn and this set is taken from a site called Love Your Tits, and thatâ€™s right, we really really love Brandy Tayloreâ€™s Tits:

Could you look into her eyes and stay there?Â Donâ€™t feel bad if you canâ€™t, the girl is advertising her tits and youâ€™re bound to look down.

Am I being a tease here by not showing her naked yet?Â Aww, poor baby gotta wait, but hell, just let your imagination go with this, imagine her slowly stripping for you and how erotic it would be.

I love natural boobs.

Reverse cowgirl is probably not the position Iâ€™d want with her.Â Letâ€™s face it, seeing her tits bouncing up and down is exactly what Iâ€™d want to see if I were fucking her, but hey, we get to see it because weâ€™re not fucking herâ€¦damn it, oh well, at least we get to enjoy her.

Memphis Monroe one for the truckers

Shadow Woods — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:46:49 +0000

Memphis started working as a hostess in a Hooters restaurant at age 16. While working at of all places freaking Hooters she posed for their calendar. Upon turning 18, she began doing nude modeling, in April 2005 she began performing in adult films. Which is where we come in lol. Our good buds over at Brazzers Network bring lovely Memphis to us today in a episode update for the mega titty site Big Tits At Work. Now Memphis Monroe is one of those well proportioned ladies and once our boy Jordan invites her back to his place after a long day of trucking, you know putting the hammer down,10-4′ing and all like that. Well thats when the real fun starts.

Once they get a few drinks in them watch out. Memphis doesn’t waste anytime making it very clear she loves to get nasty. So of course Jordan happily obliges her! Memphis is yet another very legitimate reason porn rules all that is good and just, and she is lso a part of the most awesome Big Boob Pass.

Shyla Stylez A Very Anal Co Worker

Shadow Woods — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 19:15:39 +0000

It’s seem Jordan is a total fuck up at the big slimy corporate office headquarters. He can’t get shit for work done and the main office is super pissed about his lack of accomplishment. So what do they do, they send “the enforcer” out to help him clear his clouded head. The Enforcer being none other than the lovely blonde Shyla Stylez. This episode update of a Brazzer’s Network original scene from the most jiggly site Big Tits At Work is one of the main reasons it not at all necessary to leave the house to get first class entertainment. Cancel the cable, stop delivery of the biased newspaper, tell publishers clearing house to sucks balls on the dumb ass magazines and just watch Shyla Rock.

Anilos Jordan Blue Pleasures Herself with a Glass Dildo

kNubiles — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 20:39:17 +0000

Jordan Blue is a cougar goddess that should be worshipped as such! Her face alone is a vision of beauty, with it’s pouty lips and sparkling blue eyes. Not to mention her long platinum blonde hair and her enormous tits!

One of the things I love about Jordan Blue is her eagerness to show off her perfectly shaved pussy. It is a beautiful milf snatch and even has a cute little piercing to increase her pleasure! Jordan Blue is stunning and sexy in all of her cougar videos!

Like you I didn’t want to wait a second longer! I have to see Jordan Blue stuff her tight pink pussy with that long glass dildo!

Jordan Blue at Pichunter Models
Jordan Blue at Anilos.com
Anilos.com Mature Women

Raven Riley peaks out her landing strip

TarPy — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 02:36:16 +0000

Courtesy of the Free Blog from Raven Riley we have this tight little shot of a younger raven showing her landing strip. I believe she has a shaved pussy nowadays.

Raven Riley at Pichunter Models

Free Blog at Raven Riley

Natalie Sparks is straight up hot

Shadow Woods — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 04:00:49 +0000

Step right up don’t be shy. Again we visit with the ever lovely Natalie Sparks. Now if you haven’t had the pleasure of feasting your eyeballs on this doll then first off I would like to ask you where the smecking you been, freezed dried or doing some hard time somehwere. I mean come on just look at her and pay attention your old friend here knows a thing or two about things like this,so trust me this little lady gonna be putting the hurt on your heart for a long time to come. The Vixen from Vegas, Enjoy!

Faith Leon In The Ropes of Love

Shadow Woods — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:08:35 +0000

Lots of porn stars are married but I am willing to bet they met their husband while shooting a porn scene. Here we have the succulent Faith Leon who not only met her husband outside of porn but didn’t know he was a porn star just like she is. Faith also has undergone a slight name change but amid that change she has remained true to herself. Blessed with gorgeous blue eyes coupled with thick dark hair, Faith has a look that sets her apart from a lot of the other porn stars in Biz. She may have a look that sets her apart but the action is the same and thats why we love it so. Naughty America brings us Faith today in a super sizzling episode of I Have A Wife.The scene sets up as follows: Faith Leon just got some bad news. Lavish told her that she overheard Faithâ€™s future husband on the phone bragging to his friends about fucking his friendâ€™s hot mom. But Faith doesnâ€™t get angry, she gets even. And the way she gets back at Pete is by fucking his dad. ENJOY!

Julia Bond plays repo woman

Shadow Woods — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:57:36 +0000

Julia Bond plays the porn whore with a side job. You gotta love this chick, hot ass,lots of energy and not to full of herself to let go and have some fun. She rock’s it here with help from our suprema compadres the Brazzers Network. This scene from the sizzler Porn Stars Like It Big finds Julia taking dick for payment from a deliquent dumbass lowlife. Good stuff people. Julia is truly a playa in the game I call LOVE.

Introducing and banging out of the pink corner Jenna Haze

Shadow Woods — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 02:42:32 +0000

That’s right jack Jenna is back.This time with a little help from our holme boys good buddy rows over at Brazzers Network. Jenna bangs out yet another instant classic with this episode update of Porn Stars Like It Big. We catch up her at the gym doing some MMA type training. So she isnt just hot and sexy in this scene she is fucking cool as hell to, becasue we love MMA ’round here so lets get it on. Enjoy!

Jenna Haze on Pichunter Models

Jenna’s Brazzers Profile

Jenna Haze Offcial Site

Jenna Haze At PH Forum

Jenna Haze on Wiki

Eva Angelina big tits at work

Shadow Woods — Sat, 27 Sep 2008 22:44:33 +0000

Eva Angelina joins us this time with help from her sexy friend August. Our good buds from Brazzers hook us up with this steamy episdoe from their killer cock hardening site Big Tits At Work. I am a big tit fan and these guys really nail this shit!!

Lezley Zen is wicked sweet

Shadow Woods — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 13:00:15 +0000

Lezley’s first adult film was Wicked’s Serenity’s Roman Orgy in 2001. She has stated in interviews that she originally became a porn star to both pay off debts she had accumulated from her divorce and to “spite” her fiancÃ©, who began appearing in pornographic movies at the same time she did. The two also appeared in scenes together in several movies. Crazy shit and we love it that way. Seems to me if these guys she married were cool then they wouldnt have blown it with this beauty. We catch up with Lezley doing some horny work with Brazzer’s in a production shoot for Big Tits At School.

Zen was represented by herself and appeared in various softcore movies for Playboy , HBO,, Cinemax and Showtime. She was nominated in 2002 for AVN’s Best New Starlet Award, and eventually won AVN’s Best Supporting Actress – Film Award in 2005. She has also been nominated for 4 XRCO Awards, including Unsung Siren and Best Single Performance – Actress. She been around long enough to cause multiple boners. She took a break in 2006 but as we know she is back and really looking fine!! Here are a few vital statistics for ya, Zen was born on February 19,1974 in Charleston, South Carolina. Her Measurements are 34D-25-34 and she is 5’4″. This beautiful is said to be 60% Cherokee Indian/40% Irish. SWEET! Next we find this lovely lady enjoying some time with our buds at Naughty America doing a fun and steamy shoot for the site Diary Of A Milf.

Austin Kincaid is very naughty

Shadow Woods — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:00:53 +0000

Austin Kincaid was born in Asheville, North Carolina on January 14, 1980. She was first a waitress, then worked as a dancer and a feature entertainer. After that, she did shoots for magazines and nude contests. Eventually, she came to the porn business (Yeeaaahh). Her first porn shoot was in Atlanta for the crew over at Naughty America. Some of her work includes episodes of Naughty Office. Like say for instance this episode below.

Next we catch up with Austin sharing some screen time with the lovely Ms. Valentino’s for some fun in the classroom doing a Brazzers production of a episode of Big Tits At School. The shoots sets up as follows.

Johnny kept failing Ms. Valentino’s class, so he decided to take it up with Principal Kincaid. Now Principal Kincaid called Ms. Valentino into her office and had a talk with her. Turns out that the reason why she was failing him is because he never appreciated her tits.

Penny Flame is burning up

Shadow Woods — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 15:11:02 +0000

Penny Flame is the stage name of this sexy American porno actress. She is known for her girl-next-door looks, her sassy attitude and her passion for smoking marijuana. Most of her films have been gonzo or reality porn. Penny was born February 22, 1983. We catch up with her doing a very hard and steamy shoot with the Brazzers crew for a episode of Big Tits At Work.

Thru the years Penny has racked up some awards. With the energy she brings we are not at all surprised.

2005 AVN Award for Best Solo Sex Scene Repo Girl
2006 AVN Award for Best Couples Sex Scene (Film) Darkside (with Herschel Savage)
2006 AVN Award for Best Group Sex Scene (Film) Darkside
2008 AVN Award for Best Actress (Film)
2008 AVN Award for Best Couples Sex Scene
2008 F.A.M.E. Awards – Favorite Oral Starlet

Penny is a practicing artist and creates paintings in her spare time. On her MySpace accounts and in her films, she has expressed her advocacy for marijuana. So in other words she is cool as shit.

Next we find Penny doing some even harder type action over at the Porn Star Network. This shoot for Hostile Fucking is the kind of energy and dedication we love in our porn chicks.

Abbey Brooks blonde pornstar

Shadow Woods — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:28:28 +0000

Today we revisit the lovely Abbey Brooks. Born in Chicago Illinois, 23 year old Abbey is one of the hottest porn stars in the industry today. Blonde hair, brown eyes, and nice juicy round tits, this girl is one level above smoking hot. She is currently enjoying doing girl on girl scenes, and has been featured in countless hot lesbian movies. Yummy! Below enjoy her in a Brazzers production of Real Wife Stories.

Next and keeping with the Milfy theme Abbey seems to pull off so well, we catch up with her over at Naughty America doing a steamy shoot episode of I Have A Wife. It breaks down as follows. Abbey and Chris have been working late together every night this week, so tonight Abbeyâ€™s wearing his favorite color panties and has planned her seduction. She knows heâ€™s married, and she doesnâ€™t care. What does casual sex with a co-worker have to do with his marriage? Hot stuff folks!!