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Hot Lesbian Fun

Janessa — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:58:15 +0000

Nothing like a visit to your hotel room by a sexy and horny bi girl dressed in sexy lingerie and stockings. Well that is exactly what I did to Renna and she sure did not complain about my unexpected visit hehehhe

Sexy in my new Pichunter.com gear

Janessa — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 17:34:18 +0000

Thank you Tarpy and Pichunter.com for my awesome sexy new gear! It put a huge smile on my face I can’t wait to do a hot shoot in it! Hot Pichunter gear photoset coming soon!!!

Big Titty Katie Kox Riding Meat

69blue — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 13:38:38 +0000

You ever have one of those friends that will notice shit that you wouldn’t notice, but they notice the stuff enough where they start getting you to think about it. Well, that’s Tarpy, you might know him from other Pichunter junk, but as I’m looking at this photo set featuring Katie Kox. I’m not going to say what it is, but I’ll show you a picture first:

All I see is a busty chick about to get naked and fucked. It’s the Naughty America way. However, Tarpy would notice…..the stretchmarks. I swear he probably was a pro at Where’s Waldo when he was a kid, but I was about to send Tarpy and email and this is what I get for looking at porn and mixing it with work.

Huh? Tarpy who? Yeah see his powers of notice shit like stretchmarks soon fades away the second I get to see some titties.

Katie Kox, you picked a silly pornstar name, you got stretch marks, but I don’t care at this moment.

Now that’s a proper riding and I bet no one else at this point is picking out any flaws in the scene.

Top 5 Reason To Not Say, ‘Oh God!’

69blue — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 11:04:20 +0000

Before you start complaining that I’m discussing religion, stop right there, I’m not. Basically religion is what it is and I’m not going to ruin anyone’s mojo by ranting on the topic. Granted, you’re on a porn website, even if I was writing about religion your big old hypocrite self should keep your pie hole shut. Okay okay, but it’s not about religion exactly, it’s about people using ‘OH GOD’ during sex.

I shouldn’t just say using the saying like it happens randomly every once and awhile. No, some people will say, “Oh God!” around 100 times during sex. It’s this abuse that has led to this article. I’m sorry, you’ve all ruined a good thing by overusing it. Here’s the Top 5 reasons why you shouldn’t.

5. Conformity. That’s right. Conformity. Do you really want to be like every other shmuck that’s fucking and using the term, “Oh GOD!” while doing it?

4. Political Correctness. What if you’re fucking a hindu chick and you scream OH GOD. No, that would just be wrong! I’ve always wanted to scream out OH VISHNU!!!!!! But I’d probably start laughing and it might ruin the fucking mojo if I start screaming OH VISHNU every time it felt good.

3. European Pornstars. That’s right. Let’s blame the Euros! See, I was kind of okay with using, “Oh GOD” during sex until I entered the porn world. I was watching this one video in particular. It starred this amazing looking redhead, nice fake boobs, she was getting fucked nice and hard. Perfect right? It was until she kept saying “Oh GOD” like Arnold FUCKINGSchwazzengger.

It wasn’t her fault. The producers of the film was trying to palm off this beautiful Euro chick as an American. So, they taught her two words to say, and she worked, oh not just once, but repeatedly. I could have tolerated that, but then the euro guy that was fucking her also decided to start yelling OH GOD. Suddenly it was like Hans and Frans fucking.

You don’t want to be like a European pornstar? That’s right, so stop saying Oh GOD!

2. I’m starting to run out of real reasons for not saying Oh God. I think I shot my load on OH Vishnu, Oh GOD that’s cracking me up, oops. So #2 reason is just that I said so. Stop it!

1. Now the #1 reason is about the type of sex you’re having. If you can form words, any words, you are not FUCKING properly! That’s right, if you’re not grunting like some sort of pig at dinner time, you’re just not fucking properly. When you’re in the full swing of sex you should be grinding like some kind of wild animal, you should lose your ability to verbalize, and you shouldn’t be able to form 1 single word.

Oh GOD, should not even be possible say. If you’re able to communicate, you’re not fucking, there’s an amateur video that’s circulating on the porn tube sites. It’s this kind of nerdy guy, fucking some nerdy chick, and they’re having a full conversation as they fuck.

That’s right, I found the 20 minute long video and I’m telling you, watch it, they’re talking too much. You know what though…It all started with OH GOD for this couple. They were probably silent grunt fuckers and then that annoying chick said Oh GOD…then she decided that she should string full sentences together while she’s fucking. NO NO NO Save yourself from the perils of becoming a talker. Stay a grunter! Don’t Verbalize! OH VISHNUUUU!

Vintage Sasha Grey

TarPy — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:23:34 +0000

Been a while since I wrote, but there’s a time for everything. First of all, I’d like to commend Sasha Grey. Sometimes, I love a girl, but it’s just one of those things where I find this girl to be way hotter than my friend’s do. Sasha started out like this. In this movie, she’s not THAT tight, her boobs are the trademark Sasha size, and she’s even sporting a bush, which I’m never down with really. But girl LOVES dick, it’s what really sets her apart.

Sasha takes the two old men challenge

Here she’s takin two dicks for fun.

She's goin the distance, she's goin for speed

Now Sasha’s a bit of a freak in real life, she likes to get choked, slapped, yelled at, gagged, and I think even puked on occasionally. A bit too much for my tastes, but it gives you a very comfortable feeling that if you fuck her, at least you CAN’T break her. Here she’s takin some speed cock, no issues for her of course.

FUMBLE!!!

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Spooge dropping from Sasha's Mouth

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Natalli Dangelo As A Naughty French Maid

69blue — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:09:00 +0000

Every man at some point in their life wishes they had a French Maid. I realize that most of us will never be rich enough to just have a hot maid walking around the house, or should I say, Mansion. Still that doesn’t mean we can’t have our girlfriends dress up as a French Maid and do a little role playing. I happened to recently have this done to me, I woke up, my beautiful girlfriend was dressed in a French Maid Uniform, and she…served me. Totally hot, I highly recommend it, and this gallery from Twistys features that perfect french maid Natalli Dangelo: