Want to be a porn photographer?
When I grow up I want to be a….yeah, they should ask that question later in life as 9 out of 10 guys would want to be a porn photographer. You know the funny thing is, I know a bunch of porn photographers and they’re complete jackasses. I’m not kidding, you would think seeing naked women, fucking models, you would think they’d be in a pretty damn good mood.
I’d be like that guy that smiles in those penis enlargment commercials…that’s right I’d be the Enzyte dude if I was a porn photographer:
That’s right, that would be me, I couldn’t get the fucking smile off my face if I was a porn photographer. I think I know why some of the porn photographs I know are assholes. If you had a job that everyone wanted and everyone thought they could do, you might get pissed off. Even though I’m still thinking I’d be the guy pictured above.
Now, what sparked this thought again? Rachel Roxxx and a scene she did for Brazzers. That’s right, she’s a model that has sex with a photographer. All I can say is, yes, this is why I want to be a porn photographer.
That’s right, strike the pose, but but but I think you need to get more nakeder, umm, nekkid, umm….see I’m already failing being a porn photographer.
I’ll admit it, at this point, I’d probably put the camera down and move in for the fucking. So, this is another reason I’d fail…it would be like 1 or 2 pictures and I’d have to stop and fuck the model.
Yeah…I’d have to stop and do that….
And plenty of that….see….don’t you want to be a porn photographer?
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