Simona Halep Thinking About Breast Reduction Surgery
Here’s the deal, there’s this tennis player named Simona Halep, she’s got this absolutely amazing looking breasts. I mean, as far as perfect breasts go, these are pretty damn close to being the best set I’ve ever seen jiggling around. Well, I’m reading an adult forum and sure enough someone posts that she’s contemplating breast reduction surgery to help her tennis career.
NOoooOoooOooooOo!!!! I’m seriously thinking we need to get a petition going to prevent this tragedy from happening. Now before you think I’m just fucking with you on this topic. Here’s some still picture and a video of her playing:
Please, please, don’t do it Simona, I’m thinking about getting a petition going just so thousands, yes, thousands, maybe even millions, of people will agree with me that you shouldn’t destroy that beautiful perfection.
I will personally…that’s right, personally, contact people at Nike to get you a huge contract, wait, I’ll make you an internet celebrity, you won’t even have to win tennis matches…we’ll just give you money to play. No pressure to win.
Okay, I haven’t thought all this through but plan on seeing a Simona Halep Petition in the near future, because we have to stop this horrible thing from happening! You’ll notice there is no links on this post…this goes beyond the average post…we have to save these breasts from getting operated on.
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