I never liked John Mayer, in fact I always thought his music didn’t have any soul to it, more like a manufactored sound to reach a certain demographic.  Also, he kind of comes off like a stuck up prick, and I always thought he kind of played up to to a certain group of people.  Like someone that said they were a huge John Mayer fan, you kind of would be able to tell what type of person they were just by admitting that.

However, I find myself kind of amused at him saying the following in Playboy Magazine article:

Playboy: Do black women throw themselves at you?
Mayer: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.

So, I sit here, Mayer lobbed a softball right at me.  I don’t like the guy in general, I could be outraged like the rest of the peckerheads that are jumping on his ass, fuck, they probably have all his CD’s and thought he was God’s gift to music before this.  However, the guy that hated him before hand, just fucking laughed at him saying his dick is a white supremacist.

Come on, it’s a funny way of saying he’s never fucked a black woman, and so what if he said it kind of edgy, that shit was somewhat funny.  It’s not going to change my opinion of him, I still think he sucks, but for people to get worked up over the one damn funny thing this cracker said just amuses me to no end.

I sit here and wonder though, “Is my dick a white supremacist?”  I say this because I’ve never had sex with a black woman.  I stopped and thought about this for a moment and have to honestly say…My dick is an equal opportunity employer.

That’s right, I’ll fuck any race, any religion, any age, any shape, fat, thin, tall, short, even the nasty looking ones might get a fucking from me if enough alcohol is present.  So, I’m kind of pissed off now that my dick hasn’t managed to fuck a black woman.  This got me thinking of Tarpy’s Rolodex of pornstars that I could possibly hook up with if I were single again.  I wonder if he has any black pornstars there, hmm, anyway, off the top of my head (of my penis of course), I’d totally want to fuck Alexis Silver.

Alexis is the black woman I want to fuck.  She’s busty, curvy, and has a British accent and since I have no chance in hell of hooking up with Vivica A. Fox or Halle Berry, she’s the only one I might actually be able to hook up with…here’s a little sampling of what my equal opportunity dick wants to tap:

Hey John, come on, your dick can’t be a White Supremacist after seeing that.  As a sidenote…Mayer…now that you pissed off that demographic you were writing music for, maybe try to write some good music now, something worthwhile, something that doesn’t suck.

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