Jonathan Coulton is inspiring this post.  If you don’t know who Jonathan Coulton, he writes really weird and funny songs.  Granted, sometimes I’m the only one laughing and everyone else looks at me like I’m crazy or something.  He wrote a song called First Of May:

The lyrics that inspired me was this:

Cause it’s the first of May, first of May
Outdoor fucking starts today
So bring your favorite lady
Or at least your favorite lay

Okay, so, it’s not the first of May, but it’s the middle of April and I could smell spring in the air and I want some outdoor fucking.  How does this remind me of Aaliyah Love?  Here we go:

Now if this photo doesn’t put you in the mood for outdoor fucking…you’re a lost cause.

See, this is the type of girl you want to take when engaging in outdoor fucking.  Here’s why, even if someone finds you fucking outdoors, they’ll most like just watch and leave you alone.  If you’re fucking a nasty looking girl outside…they’ll probably call the police on you.

Okay, would it be wrong if I just printed up this picture and jacked off outdoors?  Okay, maybe not.

• Aaliyah Love’s Personal Website
• Aaliyah Love at Pichunter Models

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