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Zombies in the Snow

Submitted by on February 11, 2010 – 7:07 pm3 Comments

Yes, this is a rant of sorts, more of an odd thought and porn posts will soon follow.  A lot of us are covered in snow at the moment, I personally got 15 inches, and as I’m digging out of this the only thought that entered my mind was…you don’t see many Zombie movies set in the snow.

Then I started on the driveway and I kept thinking about this, then it dawned on me, I couldn’t think of 1 zombie movie that was set in the snow.  WTF????  You’ve gotta be kidding me, no one set a zombie flick in the snow?  This is amazing, kind of weird, but completely true.

Now, I’m a Zombie flick fanatic, and there’s always the chance that I’ve missed one Zombie picture set in the snow, but off the top of my head, I can’t remember one.  So the question becomes why hasn’t there been one?  Answer, Zombies can’t walk right.

That’s right, how are you going to have a busty chick running away from a Zombie when the fucker is stuck in snow.  I’m thinking snow ups your chances of survival by 10x.  BRAINSSSS….not getting no brains mofo if my ass can out run you in the snow.

Also if it was set in a snow theme, everyone would have a shovel…now you have to hope that its one of those good metal shovels, but there’s a lot more “smash the zombie brain in” potential with the regular tools found in snowy climates.  A snow plow anyone?  That’s right, you see a street full of Zombies, you hop in that snow plow and mow those motherfuckers down.

Damn, Zombies have it rough in the snow.  Now is there anything that would benefit the Zombie?  Yeah, blood splatter on snow would look totally cool.  So if a zombie gets lucky and manages to get you in the snow, your death will look way cooler than any other Zombie kill because of the blood splatter in the snow.

If you find yourself in a Zombie Apocalypse, make your way to Alaska, because not only do they have snow, but they got a crapload of guns.

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