Slut Vs. Stud
Okay, first off, Jim Jefferies is hilarious and he does do a fair share of raunchy material. However, he did one joke regarding sluts vs. studs:
Now, this topic has been talked about before, hell, I remember having this conversation with friends years ago, but it’s nice to see someone bringing the message to the masses. I hate to say it, but damn is it easy for women to get laid. You could be the ugliest looking beast on the planet, but stay long enough at a bar, some guy is going to want to take you home and fuck you.
This isn’t to put down the sluts, god bless them, I love sluts, and they are wonderful additions to the world. However, you have to give props to the guy that can fuck a lot of women. I’ll admit, I’m not a stud, in my youth, I was doing alright, but I never reached that “stud” status. I’ll just tell you right now, being a stud, too much work for most men.
I’m too lazy to be a stud, I like beer too much, I don’t like working out any more, and honestly, I like watching tv and being a couch potato. That’s right, my lazy side outweighs my desire to be a stud. I think I need more money to compensate, but that’s another post.
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