That’s right bitches, I’m one of the most powerful men in porn, and it’s fucking funny how this only makes sense when I’m totally drunk.  So, like a week ago, Tarpy calls me, he’s doing shots as he’s speaking to me….and somehow, we get on the topic of who’s the shit in porn.  Who’s got the power, who can make a bitch famous, who can send them mass traffic…the answer was like Pichunter.

So, Tarpy, as he’s doing shots, mentions how I’m one of the most powerful people in porn.  I’m thinking as he’s talking, “that must be some good shit he’s drinking if he actually believes that.”  So, tonight I’m drowning my sorrows in some Ouzo, I’m half greek, half irish, basically means I was born to drink Ouzo and Guinness and actually like the taste of both.  Try not to mix the two, because that’s kind of nasty but once you get a good buzz on you can drink floor cleaner and it’ll taste good.

Now that my mind is totally lubricated and in that same place Tarpy was when he muttered those words, I’m actually believing this shit, but what good is power if I’m not going to abuse it?  Right?  I mean let’s face it, power is great an all, but abusing power is way better.

I’m thinking I can get some pornstar fucking out of this.  Heaven knows, I deserve some pornstar fucking, and I mean not just a little pornstar fucking, I mean a lot.  Not only pornstars though, I want strippers, escorts, and free booze, I want to abuse the power that the Tarpy has given me for my own personal pleasures.

Here’s the catch though, the only time I’m really powerful in porn…is when the topic is brought up when the mind is so pickled with alcohol that it all makes sense.  So, here’s the problem, I need all you pornstars to get fucking drunk, then contact me, because you will believe…I’m one of the most powerful men in porn….say it with me, take the red pill, not the blue one.

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