John Malkovich Saying Fuck
Alright, I’m kind of weird guy. I find things funny that most people might not find funny. To me John Malkovich saying Fuck is one of the funniest things EVER. You could set up like a reel of John Malkovich movies where he just says fuck and it would be a comic tour de force.
I came to this discovering watching the movie Burn After Reading. The movie itself tries to be strange funny, which kind of fails, but there’s two things in it worth watching. John Malkovich saying fuck and Brad Pitt getting shot in the face.
Back to John Malkovich though…I’ve decided that somehow in the future…I’m going to be friends with John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Walken, and I’m going to take them out to dinner one night. Stop for a moment and think about this. John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Walken, and myself. I could have included a few other creepy guys but to me this is the holy trinity of creepy. Why all three? You have to have all three there to create that scenario that would make for a great fucking story the next day.
You start doing shots with this group and suddenly you have this beginning to a story. “I was having dinner with Malkovich, Buscemi, and Walken, we got a little drunk, and…” at this point the average human would be kind of alarmed having those three in the same room together, but add liquor, and this suddenly becomes the story of legend, if you managed to survive it.
Where am I going with this post? No where other than the fact I wanted to post this clip of John Malkovich saying fuck. I couldn’t find a Christopher Walken clip of him saying Oompa Loompa which might in fact be funnier than John Malkovich saying fuck, but you’ll just have to live with the second funniest thing going.
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