Monogamy anyone?  The question before you is pretty simple.  Are men genetically hardwired to be in monogamous relationships?  Men are capable of being monogamous, I’m in a relationship, I wouldn’t cheat on her, and it shows that I’m capable of restraining my natural urges in order to maintain that relationship.  However, men have natural urges, genetics, and that animal instinct that tells them constantly that they’re meant to fuck as many women as possible.

How much sperm does a man produce in his lifetime?  A quadrillion.  I’m not fucking with you…men produce a quadrillion sperm in their lifetime.  Do you think we were meant to fuck one woman that’s squirting out an egg per month and has a limited supply?  I’m telling you we’re genetically hardwired to fuck around.

What’s a man to do?  What should a woman do to help him?  Let’s look at some thinking on the topic:

Let’s look at Religion quickly…wait…I committed adultery every time I looked at and lusted at another woman?  Holy heck!  Okay let’s not look at religion for the answer because they’re mental. Wait, maybe they got something there, but they didn’t put it exactly right.  Out of sight, out of mind?  That might have been what they were going for there and hey, in the year 0 that might have worked.  It’s not like they had TV, Magazines, Media, and the Internet to offer you all those tasty treats.  For that matter, you were probably in some hut somewhere and the only woman available was your wife.  Hey, it makes it easy to be monogamous if the only female there is your wife.  Wonder if barnyard animals count?

How to be monogamous in a few simple steps:

1. Embrace the lazy part of being a man.  That’s right, I embrace it completely, and it helps me be monogamous.  Let’s face it, impressing a new bitch is hard work.  You have to bathe regularly, they expect gifts, compliments, and they expect you to take them to nice restaurants.  Whoa, that’s a lot of work.  +1 for Monogamy.

2. Tell your woman what you want.  Let’s face it if you’re fucking like a wild junk yard dog all day long, you’ll be well satisfied and won’t need to go searching for more pussy.  That’s right, as long as your quadrillion sperm gets released, you’re probably not going to have a wandering eye…one eye.  Also, quick note to women: Satisfy your man.  If you’re putting out like a nun, then expect to be cheated on.

3. Think about all those nasty diseases you won’t get by fucking one woman.

4.  Jerk the gerkin’, beat the bishop, that’s right folks…masturbation.  A quadrillion sperm set free still gets set free.  I still masturbate regularly.  A sexy chick has less appeal if you’ve just jerked off.  I promise you…a cheeseburger or a nap looks better than a hot chick if you’ve just jerked off.

5. Love your partner.  Ewww, he’s getting all sentimental, but yeah it’s true.  Sex is great, it’s a driving force, but so is love.  There comes a point in your life that you find that person you want to spend your life with, all the moments, not just the fucking times.  That’s right, someday you’ll find the girl that you want to give a quadrillion sperm to.  Please note, don’t say, “baby, I want you to have my quadrillion sperm” because that just sounds weird and they’ll feel like a cum bucket.

To answer the question:  Are men meant to be monogamous?  The answer is no.  Can men be monogamous?  Yes they can.  If you find a man that is faithful to just you, give him a blowjob in appreciation, as they’re fighting natural instinct everyday to be just with you.

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