Raises an interesting dilemma for someone like me, lol, because I’m pretty laid back and relaxed about sex, but not sure if I’d be that relaxed. Shoot, I’ll be thinking about this for the rest of the day.
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]]>I have to admit this hits on a fetish of mine, that white tank top, slightly ripped, showing lots of cleavage. I swear I almost like that look more than complete nudity (I said almost, don’t send me an email complaining).
Only complaint I may have…Soccer? Okay I know there’s a lot of soccer fans out there, but I’d rather play touch football with Nikki Benz, heavy on the touching if you know what I mean.
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]]>Anyway, as I’m checking YouTube today I cross this video featuring a model named Shendelle Schokman and all I can say is….I think I’m love or well, lust which is the closest thing to love I come to:
Now tell me that’s not the hottest video on Youtube at the moment.
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]]>Yeah no, lol, trust Mariah, we only noticed you in those photos. Now, here’s some screen caps of the video, just click on any of them to download the whole super hot video.
Visiting our site….that’s right…all the pornstars surf us…at least that’s what I like to think, lol.
What perfect cleavage. I think I might have to runaway and marry that cleavage some day. Wait, okay that doesn’t make sense, but I’m pretty sure you know what I mean.
She fills that shirt soooo nicely!
She got it coming. She got it going.
Do you now know why we (as in me) loves Mariah Milano?
Need I say more?
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]]>What got this thought going again is Gina Lynn appearing on a site called Day with a pornstar. Sigh, yes, spending a day with a pornstar can infact happen…it just…hasn’t happened to me yet! Enjoy and let’s live vicariously:
But but but, I wanna spend a day with Gina Lynn, ughhh.
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]]>So of course we’re going to start off with a lesbian sex scene she did with Liv Tyler for Brazzers.
You can’t go wrong with Nikki Benz doing lesbian scenes, I’m not kidding, you can’t go wrong!
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]]>However, I find myself kind of amused at him saying the following in Playboy Magazine article:
Playboy: Do black women throw themselves at you?
Mayer: I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.
So, I sit here, Mayer lobbed a softball right at me. I don’t like the guy in general, I could be outraged like the rest of the peckerheads that are jumping on his ass, fuck, they probably have all his CD’s and thought he was God’s gift to music before this. However, the guy that hated him before hand, just fucking laughed at him saying his dick is a white supremacist.
Come on, it’s a funny way of saying he’s never fucked a black woman, and so what if he said it kind of edgy, that shit was somewhat funny. It’s not going to change my opinion of him, I still think he sucks, but for people to get worked up over the one damn funny thing this cracker said just amuses me to no end.
I sit here and wonder though, “Is my dick a white supremacist?” I say this because I’ve never had sex with a black woman. I stopped and thought about this for a moment and have to honestly say…My dick is an equal opportunity employer.
That’s right, I’ll fuck any race, any religion, any age, any shape, fat, thin, tall, short, even the nasty looking ones might get a fucking from me if enough alcohol is present. So, I’m kind of pissed off now that my dick hasn’t managed to fuck a black woman. This got me thinking of Tarpy’s Rolodex of pornstars that I could possibly hook up with if I were single again. I wonder if he has any black pornstars there, hmm, anyway, off the top of my head (of my penis of course), I’d totally want to fuck Alexis Silver.
Alexis is the black woman I want to fuck. She’s busty, curvy, and has a British accent and since I have no chance in hell of hooking up with Vivica A. Fox or Halle Berry, she’s the only one I might actually be able to hook up with…here’s a little sampling of what my equal opportunity dick wants to tap:
Hey John, come on, your dick can’t be a White Supremacist after seeing that. As a sidenote…Mayer…now that you pissed off that demographic you were writing music for, maybe try to write some good music now, something worthwhile, something that doesn’t suck.
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]]>I’ve always held that some of the best porn out there is when the model flashes a genuine smile. Now let’s take a look at this tight bodied Twistys Treat of the Month of March:
Yeah she’s thin but she can make me a convert…
There’s the first of many smiles.
I do take a little issue with the fact she’s off center of the picture, but then I realize I’m just happy she’s naked.
You know how people repeatedly use certain terms for porn descriptions? Tight Bodied gets used a lot, but in this case, that’s exactly what she has…a toned tight body.
I call DIBS, wait, does that work? If it does, I got dibs, I called it first.
I never been with a super thin woman before. I wonder if there’s some rules you have to follow?
Dibs still carries over to new pic sets.
Damn, she’s cracking a smile….wait….hehe, nvm.
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]]>I came to this discovering watching the movie Burn After Reading. The movie itself tries to be strange funny, which kind of fails, but there’s two things in it worth watching. John Malkovich saying fuck and Brad Pitt getting shot in the face.
Back to John Malkovich though…I’ve decided that somehow in the future…I’m going to be friends with John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Walken, and I’m going to take them out to dinner one night. Stop for a moment and think about this. John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi, Christopher Walken, and myself. I could have included a few other creepy guys but to me this is the holy trinity of creepy. Why all three? You have to have all three there to create that scenario that would make for a great fucking story the next day.
You start doing shots with this group and suddenly you have this beginning to a story. “I was having dinner with Malkovich, Buscemi, and Walken, we got a little drunk, and…” at this point the average human would be kind of alarmed having those three in the same room together, but add liquor, and this suddenly becomes the story of legend, if you managed to survive it.
Where am I going with this post? No where other than the fact I wanted to post this clip of John Malkovich saying fuck. I couldn’t find a Christopher Walken clip of him saying Oompa Loompa which might in fact be funnier than John Malkovich saying fuck, but you’ll just have to live with the second funniest thing going.
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]]>Groggy, tired, I make my way to the comp and think, “I wonder what Milly Moris looks like laying down naked?” It’s my opinion that a natural busty model laying down with her boobs falling to the side happens to be what every single woman should look like laying down. Do you think I’d find this picture to prove the point? Let us look and see:
Milly is good look woman, but let’s face it, we’re all waiting for her to show the tits.
I don’t discriminate against those that choose plastic surgery to enlarge their breasts, but there’s just something super special about an all natural busty model.
You know those stress management balls? You’re supposed to squeeze them when you’re feeling stressed, etc. I totally wouldn’t need one if Milly Moris was my girlfriend. I’m not kidding, at the end of a hard day of work, I’d just be squeezing those breasts and totally forget what was stressing me.
Okay, we’re almost there….lets see the fully laying down position….
See, see what I mean, now you know why today was a Milly Moris kind of day.
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]]>Mariah Milano is a Latin beauty, 34DD-24-34, and she doesn’t know it yet, but she definitely wants me. I was going to talk a lot and blah blah blah but let’s just get right to the pictures:
Mmmmmm, the Pichunter name never looked so good. Btw, I’ve done a gallery with all the pictures she sent us, a nice 54 picture gallery awaits you, so just click the pic and you’ll see all of them.
She really knows how to stretch a tee in all the right kinds of ways.
Yes we doooo love free porn. The Sultan of Nudiestan is happy at the moment. The Mini-Sultan of Nudiestan is also pleased.
I’m pretty sure this is the picture of the day. What an amazing body she has.
She just makes me lose the ability to communicate!
DAMN! Coming and Going she’s got all kinds of hot. Okay, now click the pics to see the gallery of all her Pichunter Pics and then make sure to join her website. This should have made you a diehard Mariah Milano fan!
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]]>Pornstar fucking, that’s what it would be all the way with her. I mean having that romantic type of sex, even if she wanted it, just wouldn’t happen. She’s the type of pornstar you just gotta pornstar fuck. I mean take this set from Brazzers. Fucking Shyla Styles in an expensive car, yeah, that’s pornstar fucking.
With a body like that she’s pretty much advertising to the world that she is infact a pornstar.
She comes with built in airbags. I meant the car, umm, yeah that’s what I meant.
That’s right, on the hood fo the car, pornstar fucking.
For all you car guys out there that just looked at this scene and thought, “Fuck, she’s putting her high heels on the car”…all I gotta say to you….FUCK YOU. See this is why car guys suck. You gotta a pornstar, you want to fuck her, and if she puts her shoes on your candy ass car and you complain about it….you need to die.
There’s a pecking order in the world of man. Sex should always come first. Personal property never trumps the ability to have sex. So if that means your bitch wants to dig her heels into the hood of your car…as long as you’re tapping that ass when she does, it’s all good. Don’t forget this.
Sidenote: If you have an ugly girlfriend that doesn’t match the sexy of your car…then you can tell her to get her shoes off or you’re kicking her to the curb.
There you have some Shyla Styles. Now, check in later today as we have some Pichunter Exclusives coming up.
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]]>Whenever I see Lady Sonia there’s just that thought that passes through my head….”She’s going to force me to do some weird shit I’m uncomfortable with…” That’s right, something odd that you’d go, wait, that’s not sexy, but you do it anyway because she’s commanding you to do it. Suddenly the thought of Spinal Tap and their album Smell the Glove came to mind.
That’s right, I could picture just chilling on the couch, Lady Sonia comes in, tosses a glove at me and says, “Smell the Glove” and I’d be like, umm, fuck no. But she’d keep saying it until I smelled the damn glove. Wait, is this post getting a little weird? Let’s just watch some Lady Sonia icing her tits.
Yeah, this, she’s scares me but she’s also hot in her milfyness.
The whole iced nipples thing. Kind of hot, but not one of my favorite fetishes.
She still has the best boob job ever.
Whoa, that’s like….whoa…
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]]>If you’re a fan of Reality Kings then you know this buxom redhead with a vibrant smile and a willingness to do almost anything. Innocent, yet mischievous, Sierra Skye has made quite an impression on yours truly.
So sit back and please welcome Sierra Skye:
Q: Some pornstars are made and others are born. Your an all natural 38DD and I was wondering even before getting into porn, did you know the power your breasts had over mere mortal men?
Sierra Skye: First off, I recently got measured and they’re not 38dd anymore, they’re 36F! Crazy, huh? Secondly, of course I knew the power I had. I get in moods where some days I like my crazy big tits and then other days, I hate them. I like them because the attention can be fun and they can get me out of trouble with speeding tickets and what not. They suck too though because they’re heavy, painful, awkward, and the worst part, it’s SO hard to go clothes shopping and lingerie shopping. Do you know how hard it is to find a cute bra and panty set for 36F tits?? It’s damn near impossible, let alone expensive. I sometimes consider them a curse 
Q: When did your breasts start to blossom and was it difficult the attention they got you?
Sierra Skye: I was YOUNG. I was in the 5th grade when they started to grow. Everyone thought I was a freak because I had my growing spurt early. I was one of the tallest girls in my school, I was growing weird bumps on my chest and that was the year I got my period for the first time. Let’s just say 5th grade was a rough year. I hated life at that point.
Q: What made you get into porn?
Sierra Skye: Sex. I love, love, love to fuck. My sex drive is out of control and having natural big tits is pretty rare in the industry so it’s worked for me. I’ve also always liked to be watched ( I started out as a webcam girl) so I’ve pretty much have always been a freak. You tell me when, and I’m down to fuck anywhere 
Q: You come off as a quiet type person, maybe even a little innocent, yet you do porn. Are you a wild child at heart though?
Sierra Skye: The one thing I love about me is my innocent look. I can go out in public and do normal things and NO ONE would guess that I do porn. Every time I tell someone new that I do porn, I always get the same reaction. The “YOU? Really??” is the usual response. I might look innocent and don’t come across aggressive, but I really am a freak. It’s also the redhead in me too. I can be a mean bitch but for the most part I’m really chill and laid back.
Growing up though, I gave my parents a hard time. I didn’t have a good home life so I fought to get my way and I moved out young. I was really promiscuous but I never did drugs or got out of control that way. I was just always juggling guys and having my way with them
Q: You have your own personal website, how is it different running that than just working for another company like Reality Kings?
Sierra Skye: Shooting for a company is just a day of work. I show up, do my thing and then go home. With my site I’m starting from ground zero with my business partner and webmaster. I’m learning everything dealing with the business side while setting up my own shoots. I’m in control which is awesome because I get to do what I want to do, wear what I want to wear, etc. I’m also not a big fan of the typical porn look so I get to show myself the way I want to; natural and real
Q: Do you ever use sex just to get what you want? Scenario, you’re getting cable installed, the guy will give you free premium channels for life, do you fuck him?
Sierra Skye: Unfortunately with as much as I like sex, I’ve never been in a situation like that. I wish I had! Maybe I should make it happen?? I’ve offered bjs and pussy to my bf to get what I want. Like, help me clean and I’ll blow you! It usually works ;–)
Q: How active are you on the net with things like Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, and do you think pornstars should be actively promoting themselves using these types of sites?
Sierra Skye: I’m on twitter ALL the time. I’m so addicted. My original twitter got fucked up because twitter is dealing with an issue so I recently had to make a new account. It sucked because I spend so much time on it and I had 8,000 followers and now I have to start all over. I should be getting my old account back, I just don’t know when, so follow my new one @misssierraskye !!
As for promoting, I think it’s extremely important to do so. it’s helped me so much and I’ve grown really close with a lot of my fans. I love getting to know them and talking to them on a daily basis. It’s not for everyone I suppose because it can get hectic but if girls aren’t going to take the time to do so, it will affect them. The fans want that interaction and to know that they are appreciated. They are afterall the consumers and now not many of them are actually paying for porn so being appreciative is extremely important. It’s a business just like anything else. I take it further then that because I like getting to know the fans on a personal level, but that’s just me.
Q: You started right out of the gate doing girl/boy scenes. Why was it the right choice for you and why do so many other pornstars start off solo or girl/girl scenes?
Sierra Skye: A lot of girls start out doing g/g bc of boyfriends. Most boyfriends will be ok with their girl doing porn but not with any other guys and I guess that’s understandable. I on the other hand, do what I want. I do have a boyfriend and we talked about it before I decided to do it. I asked him his opinion because I care what he thinks, but I was thinking about doing porn way before I was with him. I actually got the balls to do it because of him tho. We’ve had fun inviting other people in the bedroom with us so he’s never had a problem sharing me. He knows I love him and what I do is work so there’s no need to be jealous. It takes a strong relationship to survive this business and even though we have our moments, we seem to be doing alright
There’s also probably girls that are testing the waters of porn and don’t know if they’re going to like it so they start off slow. It really is a good idea to start off that way because if you do well, then you’re in high demand for your first b/g and you can stretch your time and money longer in the business but it doesn’t work for everyone. I just decided to jump right in!
Q: Have you ever been recognized in the “real world” as a pornstar and what were the reactions you got?
Sierra Skye: The closest I’ve had to that was ‘you look really familiar’. I’ve never had anyone come up to me and go ‘omg are you sierra skye?’ I’m still waiting for that one
Q: Do you have a lot of friends outside the industry and how do they feel about what you do?
Sierra Skye: I USED to have a lot of friends outside of the industry but not anymore. You asked earlier about my innocent look and my quiet manner and that’s how I usually act. To all of my friends, they never knew the freak in me. I kept that in the bedroom for the most part. They knew I wasn’t too shy to flash my tits or makeout with someone random but they NEVER thought I would do porn. It was a huge shock when they found out and the rumors flew and everyone stopped talking to me. It was horrible and I was extremely depressed about it because I thought everyone was a true friend but I found out that none of them were. No one even called me up to see WHY I was doing what I was doing. They all just talked shit and called me a whore. I know I’m a good person and have good intentions but it really sucks that I had to lose friends over it all.
Q: Have to ask some sex questions now 
Have you learned anything about sex that you didn’t already know once you became a pornstar?
Sierra Skye: I always thought my bj skills were awesome before porn, but apparently they’ve gotten a lot better. My bf reminds me all the time of how much better I’ve gotten. I also seem to fuck more like a porn star now. I scream a lot more and I don’t even realize it. I guess I’ve just gotten even more comfortable with myself and fucking.
Q: Favorite Position?
Sierra Skye: Used to be doggie, but anything that makes me cum. I like them all depending on my mood.
Q: Dick Size, what’s your preference? Is there situations where large is just too large?
Sierra Skye: I really don’t like huge dicks. I always wind up sore after sex and most guys think they can just jam it in and fuck like the energizer bunny. I have a tight pussy and sometimes when I finger myself with 2 fingers, it hurts, so a 10in cock CANNOT be jammed in there. I want to be able to be fucked deep and have it be enjoyable. Now, if the guy has a huge cock and knows how to fuck me right, then I’ll be good to go!
Q: Where’s the wildest place you had sex?
Sierra Skye: Church parking lot on the hood of my exes civic, at night, in the middle of a thunderstorm. Hottest sex ever, and yea I know I’m going to hell.
Q: Do you have a boyfriend and if no, can I be your boyfriend? Wait, is that creepy weird? Okay maybe.
Sierra Skye: Yes I do have a boyfriend. We’ve been together for a year and a half. He likes to share and sometimes would like some time off, so you can be a fill-in. I think that’s a good position. He doesn’t last long so he can tap out and you can jump in and finish me off!
Q: Is it hard to be in a relationship when you’re a pornstar and have sex with other people for a living?
Sierra Skye: Nope. It does get stressful when I have time off when he’s working and he’s off when I’m working. Sometimes we can’t even sit down and have dinner together. We have good communication and he knows everything I do. We don’t have secrets and we’re on the same page. I find it really healthy for us to be as open as we are.
All in all, I’m happy to be doing something I enjoy. This won’t be forever so I’m just enjoying it while it lasts.
Q: You’re not what I would call an A-typical pornstar. You’re not blonde, you haven’t had plastic surgery, and did I mention you’re not blonde with fake boobs? Do you think the industry pushes for a cookie cutter style look?
Sierra Skye: I do and it’s hard to get a name for yourself when you’re not what everyone wants you to be. I like being different. I like to stand out. I don’t want to be bleach blond and be fake. Nothing about me is fake! I’m as real as you can get and I take pride in that. Why would I want to look like everyone else? That’s so lame and so boring! If that’s someone’s cup of tea then cool, but I don’t see what’s so wrong with redheads and REAL tits.
Q: Best music to fuck to?
Sierra Skye: Depends on my mood. I loveeeee to fuck to NIN “Closer”!! Mmm, so hot! But for the most part, anything that has a nice hard beat 
Q: A man comes up to you and….(fill in the blank, what would impress you most, and make you want to go home with him).
Sierra Skye: I don’t like questions like this because it varies on the type of guy, the place, my mood, etc. Some nights (when I was single) I would just be happy being out with the girls and I didn’t want to be bothered.
I hate the typical which is ‘you have huge tits’ or anything being said about my tits. C’mon guys, have some fucking class. Someone that’s intelligent and has their life together is going to impress me. He HAS to have manners (open doors, is polite, etc) and treat me with respect. If I don’t fuck you the first night, it shouldn’t be a big deal. If I like you, I will fuck you eventually and it WILL be amazing, so I think being patient is totally worth it. Whatever happened to actual dating? Stir up an interesting convo with me, maybe even a fun debate of some sort, and you have my attention.
Q: I’m out of questions…so maybe we should revisit that whole…you being my girlfriend thing. What? It’s still kind of creepy isn’t it? Yeah, I’m totally feeling like a perv at the moment…so this isn’t a question, but a thank you for playing 20 questions with Mr. Blue
Sierra Skye: You can be my 2nd boyfriend anytime! I’m naked and waiting for you…..?
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]]>I’d be like that guy that smiles in those penis enlargment commercials…that’s right I’d be the Enzyte dude if I was a porn photographer:
That’s right, that would be me, I couldn’t get the fucking smile off my face if I was a porn photographer. I think I know why some of the porn photographs I know are assholes. If you had a job that everyone wanted and everyone thought they could do, you might get pissed off. Even though I’m still thinking I’d be the guy pictured above.
Now, what sparked this thought again? Rachel Roxxx and a scene she did for Brazzers. That’s right, she’s a model that has sex with a photographer. All I can say is, yes, this is why I want to be a porn photographer.
That’s right, strike the pose, but but but I think you need to get more nakeder, umm, nekkid, umm….see I’m already failing being a porn photographer.
I’ll admit it, at this point, I’d probably put the camera down and move in for the fucking. So, this is another reason I’d fail…it would be like 1 or 2 pictures and I’d have to stop and fuck the model.
Yeah…I’d have to stop and do that….
And plenty of that….see….don’t you want to be a porn photographer?
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]]>However, I think we should lobby for porn on those not so popular holidays. I think someone would be easy, like, national secretary day. I mean, come on, there’s tons of secretary porn already, this one wouldn’t be a biggie. What about St. Patrick’s day though? Pornstar screwing a dwarf dressed up as a leprechaun? I think that’s possible, but what about….Ground Hog’s Day? Wait, I think there’s laws against what I was thinking there.
Anyway, for all you saps that bought into this commercialized holiday and you don’t have a strong enough pimp hand to say, “Bitch, bake me a pie, happy v-day and I mean venereal disease day!” I was thinking of the theme song from Shaft while writing that.
Anyway, Valentine’s Day Porn for all you perverts.
Lexi Belle to start:
Fuck, what are those panties called? I think they’re like some french cut frilly thing, but damn her ass looks great in them.
That’s a good looking piece of pussy right there. Is eating her considered a v-day gift?
When did she get such a fine ass? I don’t remember Lexi Belle having that fine of an ass but yeah it is. Wait, would spanking her ass count as a Valentine’s day gift?
Is it just me or do she kind of look like the older sister from The Wonder Years…Yeah she kind of does and I always had a hardon for her.
Okay more V-Day Porn because I know if you’re reading this, you’re probably not getting any tonight or your getting it and the woman looks like a wildebeast.
A little Alexis Texas in da house. Yeah she’s got this amazing ass so of course I show her front to start…it’s called a build up, deal with it.
Damn! Would it be wrong if I wanted her to stand like that next to my recliner and just like…put a drink on that ass shelf she’s got?
I’m starting to get into this Valentine’s Day porn thing. Especially if I get to see shots like that.
I know. I don’t need to say anything…but we share that same mental thought that only twins share. Yes, we know what we’re both thinking. I’m thinking it. You’re thinking. There’s no need for words.
Finally a little Tori Black. Tori is almost like a girlfriend experience. That’s right, the really hot girlfriend that you wished you had in high school.
Hellllloooo Tori. So many different versions of hot posted in this threat.
lol, okay so she’s making a silly face. If I were forced to touch my dick in front of a camera you’d see nothing but sheer terror. At least she’s having fun with it.
Once again…I need not say a word.
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]]>Then I started on the driveway and I kept thinking about this, then it dawned on me, I couldn’t think of 1 zombie movie that was set in the snow. WTF???? You’ve gotta be kidding me, no one set a zombie flick in the snow? This is amazing, kind of weird, but completely true.
Now, I’m a Zombie flick fanatic, and there’s always the chance that I’ve missed one Zombie picture set in the snow, but off the top of my head, I can’t remember one. So the question becomes why hasn’t there been one? Answer, Zombies can’t walk right.
That’s right, how are you going to have a busty chick running away from a Zombie when the fucker is stuck in snow. I’m thinking snow ups your chances of survival by 10x. BRAINSSSS….not getting no brains mofo if my ass can out run you in the snow.
Also if it was set in a snow theme, everyone would have a shovel…now you have to hope that its one of those good metal shovels, but there’s a lot more “smash the zombie brain in” potential with the regular tools found in snowy climates. A snow plow anyone? That’s right, you see a street full of Zombies, you hop in that snow plow and mow those motherfuckers down.
Damn, Zombies have it rough in the snow. Now is there anything that would benefit the Zombie? Yeah, blood splatter on snow would look totally cool. So if a zombie gets lucky and manages to get you in the snow, your death will look way cooler than any other Zombie kill because of the blood splatter in the snow.
If you find yourself in a Zombie Apocalypse, make your way to Alaska, because not only do they have snow, but they got a crapload of guns.
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]]>Name: Carmella Bing
Height: 5′ 10″
Weight: 134 lbs
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brunette
Birthdate: October 21, 1981
Birthplace: Salem, Oregon
Measurements: 38F-26-34
Now you got the vitals and if I put her measurements first you would have been like, “WTF, stop typing, show pictures” and yeah that’s why I saved that stat for last.
What do I love about Carmella Bing? I’m a fan of pornstars that have a uniqueness about them. You see Carmella Bing and its not like you can go, “She kind of looks like….” No, that’s not happening here, she’s not blonde, she’s not the pornstar size, she’s Amazonian in stature, and yes, she has amazing breasts.
I’m going to bring a little of everything here so you get the complete Carmella Bing experience. Starting with shots from her website and then other sites.
To start, when you talk about Carmella, you need to focus on….the boobs. It’s not like you can ignore them:
Even in clothing you can’t ignore them….especially when it happens to be a wet t-shirt
Holy….mother of….I’m pretty sure there’s been Japanese monster movies based on her boobs attacking Tokyo
There was this Russian Scientist named Pavlov and he did these experiments with dogs. He’d ring a bell whenever there dinner was served, then one day the sick fuck just rang the bell with no food there, and the dogs were salivating even without food present. Right now I’m that dog that just sees a set of tits, my mouth is watering and my hands are in a cupped shape for some reason.
You see all the white but I know you’re eyes are 1 place, lol.
Every busty woman should be forced to do this pose at least once. Wait, no, they she be forced to walk around like this, hmm, okay, that might be asking too much but damn it looks good!
lol, gotta admit she’s kind of looking like….okay, I’ll show you the breasts because that’s what you want to see. For those camel toe lovers though, it’s also a good shot.
Boobs, latex, corset, yeah, that’s right…the perfect combo…
What do you say to something like that? I don’t think there is anything to say, but the small waist, cinched in, big boobs, god, perfect.
Oh and she peels it off…it’s like unleashing perfection.
Now, a side comment…How does Carmella Bing go to the beach? In regular clothing she looks x-rated in a bikini I’d just like walk up to her laying down and jack off over her…and it would be like totally legal because she’s just that hot.
No really, she can’t go to the beach…unless she wants to get my special brand of sun tan lotion.
Okay, so…at this point I’m going to turn the focus away from her breasts and address another something about her. I know, right now you’re like, “Mr. Blue don’t go away from the breasts!” but I must.
Here’s the thing, Carmella Bing aint’ a small woman. She’s not chubby, she’s not a bbw, she’s just like womanly sized. Now a lot of you guys are fucking pussies. It’s like a woman got a little more to love and you’re ready to send her onto the biggest loser. Me, I like them with a little extra, a little something something, and that’s why Carmella Bing is one of my favorite models. Now, to illustrate this I’m going to her most recent Brazzer sets…
She’s a little fuller figured here, but I wanna pound her pussy more than ever!
Just picture your hands running all over her and how many different squeeze points there are. Come on, there’s curves there that the average man should dream about.
And that’s right, you still want to see her covered with cum with her busty friends.
Cum Covered you say? Yes, I say cum covered because when a model has those tits and that many curves, you want to just cum all over her. Pretty much where ever you cum lands, it’s all good. So, let’s get a little Carmella Bing Cum Shot Crazy…
Where do you cum on Carmella Bing? I think the obvious choice would be the tits, and it’s a good solid choice, don’t get me wrong, personally though I’d be aiming for the face. Here’s my thinking, you cum on the face, it’s going to drip down on the tits anyway, so you’re getting the most cum covered scene. As in the picture above.
See, he nailed it on the chin and let the sliding happen…for the most cum covering.
Dude definitely cums more than me, but I think even my load would get some good coverage and rolling on all her curves.
And on the tits, still a great choice as well.
Okay, so it’s 3 am in the morning and I need sleep, but I can hear the chant of moarrrrrr….so, let’s just see what Pichunter.com has to offer
Now if you want to see a lot more galleries featuring Carmella Bing, just check the Pichunter Link Below.
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]]>This is the type of ass that makes men rob banks. That’s right, theft occurs to support an ass like….
The one on Mackenzee Pierce…holy hell, I think I need to go rob me a bank. Funny thing is that once you got done doing all the ordinary stuff to that ass, you’d try to think of some other fetish regarding it. I mean there has to be more uses for it. Bouncing quarters off it? I don’t know…come on…I’m trying to think of something to do with it as it should be used constantly.
Just….I wish this was 3D because I wants to squeeze the charmin.
I don’t think they’re going to do conventional exercises here.
See what I mean, dude is fucking pussy but that ass is still on his mind. He had to drop the finger in because it’s just calling out for you to do something to it.
All I can say is…my work here is done.
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]]>There’s a ton of websites out there with the “cheating wife” theory, they grab great looking pornstars, make it like their married, and then a fucking happens. We’re all happy to see it, yay, porn, but what about the reality of it? Does that wife you’re not boning enough have a potential to be fucking on the side?
Man or Woman, it doesn’t matter, we all have the potential to be a cheater. A friend of mine recently walked in on his wife doing the naked pretzel with some other guy. Now, don’t get me wrong, my friend is out of work, he games too much, and maybe he didn’t do the little things he should have done. However, his wife is a ho, and it made me think of these pornsites.
My friend is addicted to porn as well, he was always bugging me to get him stuff, and I have to say, I bet he visited pornsites like Real Wife Stories. You know how hard it was for me not to ask him that question? Sure, he’s crying, and all miserable, and somewhat suicidal, but fuck I want to know if he whacked off to these storylines and now it’s not so cool that it happened to him. Yeah I’m mean like that, but fuck, I really want to know.
To answer the question though, yes, housewives have the potential to be sluts. Don’t let the fact that they’re slightly fat, slightly ugly, slightly prudish make you think otherwise. If it has a pussy and tits, there’s some guy, some where, that’s going to want to tap it. Now enjoy Jayden James as a naughty housewife…whack it….and then buy your bitch some candy or flowers just so you don’t become the story.
Alright if your wife looks like Jayden…you’ll need more than flowers and candy…
A lot more…like…a mansion or something. Granted, then she’d be in your expensive mansion because you have to work all day to keep her in the finest things…then the gardener will boink her. Damn, maybe there are benefits to having an ugly wife, even though, as we know…even the ugly ones can get fucked.
I don’t know, I’m pretty sure a very hot wife means you’re going to get cheated on eventually.
Damn this thread is depressing me, wait, I’m not married…so I’m most likely going to be the dude fucking the lonely wives. Oh damn, suddenly this thread has cheered me up, woot, yay!
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]]>On that note…I’m posting cheerleaders today. You have to love cheerleaders. In High School I played football and not because I loved the game, but because I wanted to fuck cheerleaders. That’s right, I’d be sweating my ass off in the heat of August training just to be a substandard 3rd string player just so I could get some Cheerleader pussy.
Give me an H, give me an O, give me a ho ho ho:
That’s right, Brynn Tyler…one of my favorite perpetual teen pornstars. What I mean by that, she’s like 21 now I think, she’s still doing teen sites. The next picture by far has to be what she’s most recognized for…
If you read the blowjob article I wrote…this is what I mean by looking up. Don’t know why this is hot, usually I don’t give a shit if a woman looks me in the eyes, but during a blowjob that’s the shit, that’s what you want, and Brynn does it better than most pornstars.
Okay, so she always does the, “omg your dick is so big” face. I think she’d even do it with my average sized dick…who cares, it’s a good look.
Now I’m pulling some cheerleader shots off of the Pichunter.com cheerleader section. I don’t often do this but hey, we have a cheerleader section, might as well use it!
I’m totally going with my favorite models here and not necessarily the ultimate pictures, but Hayley Marie Coppin is a british model, usually does a lot of pantyhose and stocking type stuff….well, here she is as a cheerleader.
You know what’s odd about Hayley Marie? It almost doesn’t seem dirty when she’s getting naked. I don’t know why…but it’s almost not like porn.
I think its because she’s really smiling, it’s not faked, and she’s super comfortable with being naked. I’m telling you, its not like it’s porn.
Even though….this shot does give me some ideas…
Not enough Cheerleaders, I just feel like we need more, so here’s a quickie with Andi Pink.
She doesn’t seem very enthusiastic…
Oddly enough though my dick feels VERY enthusiastic.
Now there’s an invitation if I ever did see one.
****Random Side Thoughts****
Have you ever seen a really ugly cheerleader? I mean fuck ugly, how the hell did she become a cheerleader, I want to root for the other team because of that ugly ass cheerleader? I have to admit, that there was this really ugly cheerleader in the high school that I went to, however, she was a real slut. So, the slut factor, ended up making her more popular than some of the hot ones that wouldn’t put out. Moral of the story? If you’re not hot, be a slut. (This rule doesn’t apply for men…no matter how hard you try, you aint getting any…so Moral for men in this situation…If you’re not hot, be rich.)
****End of Random Side Thought****
Another Cheerleader from Only Tease, one of my favorite sites btw, mainly does the softcore stockings, lingerie, and costumes.
Dogs? I wonder if I can join up with this team…they have some really hot Cheerleaders
Shiny pantyhooosee….I know some stocking dude probably knows the name and maker of them, but I’ll just call them shinnny (this could be a reference to what short lived sci-fi tv series?)
Okay last picture set because I know I won’t find better after this one…Alison Angel and Lia 19
This isn’t really that cheerleader-like, but someone put it in the cheerleader category and fuck hot is hot…
Okay, so this picture inspires this thought: I’m laying on the bed and Alison Angel totally wants to sex me up. She straddles me but doesn’t get riding me right away, instead she just kind of shakes her head and whips me with her hair…yeah a Hair Whipping….wait…why are you all looking at me odd? Oh fuck you guys…that’s a legit fantasy…fuckers.
Imagine walking into the room and seeing both of them? Okay, I need to stop…need to make nachos for the game. I’ve decided to pick the Saints just because the Colts dashed the hopes and dreams of every Jets fan. I hope Joe Namath haunts you Peyton Manning, I hope he haunts you good! (well, once he dies, and comes back as a ghost).
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She’s got the perfect set of natural boobs. I mean, I like them large, I like them ginoramous…and that’s right I want them GINORAMOUS!
I know the second I’m done jacking off to Brandy Talore I’m going to notice the overly tanned creepy guy fucking her.
Caption for the photo: “Look what I can do with these boobs”
I bring you Rachael Ray’s Genetically Bustily Mutated Sister…worship me as your god!
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]]>One of my favorite dirty words? Fondle. Yes, I know, it’s one of those premium words that not everyone would use on a daily basis. I think that’s why I like it. The common dirty words, fuck, tits, ass, bitch, etc, etc. There’s a good chance you’d hear those in the day, but when someone busts out the word fondle…a good time is to be had by all involved.
Alright, so fondle is my youtube word for the day and I’m posting the first video that comes up and it’s kind of wrong on multiple levels here:
That’s right, Christina Applegate, before she had breast cancer, getting fondled….now this is kind of hot and at the same moment you kind of mourn over the fact that her real ones are gone (even though the fake ones she’s got now looks awesome).
What puts this video over the top…
It’s been dubbed over in German and the guy sounds like a German version of a hobbit or some other small fantasy creature. wtf, it totally ruined my perv buzz. Okay so today’s task, go to youtube, type in fondle, and find a better video because this one was kind of weird.
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I’m wondering if that horse knows what’s about to go on? What? I mean they say animals are keenly aware of those natural things around them. I mean like earthquakes and tsunami’s, etc, animals were getting the heck out long before humans had a clue. I’m just thinking the horse is sensing sex in the air.
Sierra Skye is all natural. While I personally don’t care if a woman has fake boobs…it’s really choice when they’re all natural.
I think she needs help holding those boobs up…I’m wondering if I can volunteer my services…
Ah, outdoor fucking…oddly enough I was just talking about this yesterday, but I’ll save that for another post.
…yes Sierra Skye is definitely becoming one of my favorites. Now I have to take this post and somehow tie it into Twitter. Hmm, let’s read her Twitter first @Sierra_Skye and see that she Tweets a lot…there, I found the thread that connects this post to Twitter. Check out her site and links below:
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]]>Don’t get me wrong, she’s totally fuckable still, but it’s like she looks like a different person and I just don’t get it. I mean she was hot before, she had a look, she was distinct looking, now she kind of looks…um…different.
Don’t get me wrong, I’d still fuck her until my dick broke off, but I think she looked better before, umm, whatever she did to change her look. Wait, wait, side by side smut-o-meter:
Before:
Totally hot and totally fuckable…
After:
Still fuckable but come on…why mess with a look that was already hot? Ava, consult with me next time before you do anything drastic.
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]]>Yes, nowhere on the planet Earth is there actually a schoolgirl that looks like Kylee Strutt, that’s a specialty of the online fantasy world of Brazzers:
What an obedient student Kylee is…already on her knees.
She kind of reminds me of someone else, but I can’t put my finger on it or my dick.
I’m pretty sure that this is the picture of the day. Big boobs, and that ribcage you can see, and the perfect position. Yep, I’m pretty sure I won’t find better today than this picture.
And there’s the first post of this day after Groundhogs day type thing…whatever. I couldn’t think of anything else to say.
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