Nothing says Valentine’s Day like Porn!  Well, umm, see if you fail at being someone’s Valentine, then you’re probably going to end up at porn.  Generally I don’t mind holiday porn.  You know what I mean, Christmas, they have some babe fucking Santa, it’s all good.

However, I think we should lobby for porn on those not so popular holidays.  I think someone would be easy, like, national secretary day.  I mean, come on, there’s tons of secretary porn already, this one wouldn’t be a biggie.  What about St. Patrick’s day though?  Pornstar screwing a dwarf dressed up as a leprechaun?  I think that’s possible, but what about….Ground Hog’s Day?  Wait, I think there’s laws against what I was thinking there.

Anyway, for all you saps that bought into this commercialized holiday and you don’t have a strong enough pimp hand to say, “Bitch, bake me a pie, happy v-day and I mean venereal disease day!”  I was thinking of the theme song from Shaft while writing that.

Anyway, Valentine’s Day Porn for all you perverts.

Lexi Belle to start:

Fuck, what are those panties called?  I think they’re like some french cut frilly thing, but damn her ass looks great in them.

That’s a good looking piece of pussy right there.  Is eating her considered a v-day gift?

When did she get such a fine ass?  I don’t remember Lexi Belle having that fine of an ass but yeah it is.  Wait, would spanking her ass count as a Valentine’s day gift?

Is it just me or do she kind of look like the older sister from The Wonder Years…Yeah she kind of does and I always had a hardon for her.

Okay more V-Day Porn because I know if you’re reading this, you’re probably not getting any tonight or your getting it and the woman looks like a wildebeast.

A little Alexis Texas in da house.  Yeah she’s got this amazing ass so of course I show her front to start…it’s called a build up, deal with it.

Damn!  Would it be wrong if I wanted her to stand like that next to my recliner and just like…put a drink on that ass shelf she’s got?

I’m starting to get into this Valentine’s Day porn thing.  Especially if I get to see shots like that.

I know.  I don’t need to say anything…but we share that same mental thought that only twins share.  Yes, we know what we’re both thinking.  I’m thinking it.  You’re thinking.  There’s no need for words.

Finally a little Tori Black.  Tori is almost like a girlfriend experience.  That’s right, the really hot girlfriend that you wished you had in high school.

Hellllloooo Tori.  So many different versions of hot posted in this threat.

lol, okay so she’s making a silly face.   If I were forced to touch my dick in front of a camera you’d see nothing but sheer terror.  At least she’s having fun with it.

Once again…I need not say a word.

• More Lexi Belle On Pichunter
• More Alexis Texas On Pichunter
• More Tori Black On Pichunter
• More Mr. Blue on…wait….nvm

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