Aaliyah Love In Pichunter Gear
April 29, 2010 – 1:20 pm | 24 Comments

Winding up our Babe of the Month with Aaliyah Love she was totally cool and did a shoot in some of our gear.  Let me tell you the Pichunter name never looked quite so hot …

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Epic Post: Nikki Benz Perfect Cleavage

Submitted by on May 18, 2010 – 6:00 pm6 Comments

Nikki Benz is the total package and she’s just got a drop dead gorgeous body.  However, in this industry we tend to find that one bit of perfection and we go with it.  Don’t get me wrong, I would lick every inch of Nikki Benz body and know I was tasting perfection, but her cleavage…ohhh the cleavage…is probably one of the most recognizable breasts in the business.

I was going to do a test of, “Can you pick out Nikki’s Breasts” but as I started writing it, it was simply too redonkulously easy.  Instead….that’s right….the birth of an EPIC THREAD.

Before I start though I’d like to ask you if you’re like me.  Nikki Benz has such a perfect rack that I’m pretty sure I’d want to do stupid things with it after I’ve done all the common things like fondling, sucking, motorboating, etc.  Here’s what I mean:  Nikki Benz is my girlfriend, I’d probably create a drinking game around her breasts.  Example, the olive toss, you toss an olive at her breasts, if it sticks in the cleavage, everyone drinks a martini.

Or, like, have her make a cast of her breasts so I could have like a jello mold out of it and then server Nikki Benz Breast Jello.  Wait?  Too Weird?  Okay let’s get going with the pictures…Ode to Nikki Benz Breasts:

Starting off with her clothed because you know what, these breasts just radiate a power, and even with clothing covering them, they still are hypnotic, yes, mind altering, yes, like some really good drug or mushrooms or something like that.

This is only the beginning…I don’t think I’ve ever had an epic post that will go this long featuring one model and just one body part, but…it’s Nikki Benz damn it and her breasts!

Now I promised after my first rant that I wouldn’t type much and just let the Nikki Benz pictures do all the talking, but you’ll see in this thread that I have a lot of bikini pictures of her.  How does someone like Nikki Benz go to the beach?  I don’t know how because guys like me would come up to her and be like, “Do you want suntan lotion?” and proceed to whip the dick out and jizz all over her.

Next set has this like, diamond bra thing, I don’t know, it looks stiff and like I might injure myself in the process of yanking it off to get at those glorious breasts.

Have I posted too many pictures?  FUCK NO!

Next set is my favorite few pictures…

I wonder if I’m going to break the blog putting this many pictures in one post.  What a way to break it though, I can hear the phone call already, “DUDE, you fucked the blog up” and all I’ll say in a calm cool voice….”It was breasts that killed the beast”

You think hair color matters….brown hair, fucking all I can see is the breasts, until I masturbated and went, “Oh look, she changed her hair color” and then I waited 15 minutes and masturbated again.

Now to prove my point, blonde, then back to brunette, and tell me if it matters!

….and back to brunette….

Nope, breasts are the thing that moves me.  Now I’ve reached the point in the thread that I have to tell you something.  I jizzed all over this thread.  That’s right man, you’ve been reading a jizz covered thread.  What?  You Jizzed as well?  Hey we gave Nikki Benz her first Bukkake then…

Alright bitches, this is Mr. Blue signing off and hoping all your perverted dreams come true.

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