With each Epic post I write the longer I want to make them…I don’t know, somehow better.  Today I’m picking Carmella Bing as our model.  She’s just got a body and a body of work that just drives me crazy.  Giving her vitals before I comment further:

Name: Carmella Bing
Height: 5′ 10″
Weight: 134 lbs
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brunette
Birthdate: October 21, 1981
Birthplace: Salem, Oregon
Measurements: 38F-26-34

Now you got the vitals and if I put her measurements first you would have been like, “WTF, stop typing, show pictures” and yeah that’s why I saved that stat for last.

What do I love about Carmella Bing?  I’m a fan of pornstars that have a uniqueness about them.  You see Carmella Bing and its not like you can go, “She kind of looks like….”  No, that’s not happening here, she’s not blonde, she’s not the pornstar size, she’s Amazonian in stature, and yes, she has amazing breasts.

I’m going to bring a little of everything here so you get the complete Carmella Bing experience.  Starting with shots from her website and then other sites.

To start, when you talk about Carmella, you need to focus on….the boobs.  It’s not like you can ignore them:

Even in clothing you can’t ignore them….especially when it happens to be a wet t-shirt

Holy….mother of….I’m pretty sure there’s been Japanese monster movies based on her boobs attacking Tokyo

There was this Russian Scientist named Pavlov and he did these experiments with dogs.  He’d ring a bell whenever there dinner was served, then one day the sick fuck just rang the bell with no food there, and the dogs were salivating even without food present.  Right now I’m that dog that just sees a set of tits, my mouth is watering and my hands are in a cupped shape for some reason.

You see all the white but I know you’re eyes are 1 place, lol.

Every busty woman should be forced to do this pose at least once.  Wait, no, they she be forced to walk around like this, hmm, okay, that might be asking too much but damn it looks good!

lol, gotta admit she’s kind of looking like….okay, I’ll show you the breasts because that’s what you want to see.  For those camel toe lovers though, it’s also a good shot.

Boobs, latex, corset, yeah, that’s right…the perfect combo…

What do you say to something like that?  I don’t think there is anything to say, but the small waist, cinched in, big boobs, god, perfect.

Oh and she peels it off…it’s like unleashing perfection.

Now, a side comment…How does Carmella Bing go to the beach?  In regular clothing she looks x-rated in a bikini I’d just like walk up to her laying down and jack off over her…and it would be like totally legal because she’s just that hot.

No really, she can’t go to the beach…unless she wants to get my special brand of sun tan lotion.

Okay, so…at this point I’m going to turn the focus away from her breasts and address another something about her.  I know, right now you’re like, “Mr. Blue don’t go away from the breasts!” but I must.

Here’s the thing, Carmella Bing aint’ a small woman.  She’s not chubby, she’s not a bbw, she’s just like womanly sized.  Now a lot of you guys are fucking pussies.  It’s like a woman got a little more to love and you’re ready to send her onto the biggest loser.  Me, I like them with a little extra, a little something something, and that’s why Carmella Bing is one of my favorite models.  Now, to illustrate this I’m going to her most recent Brazzer sets…

She’s a little fuller figured here, but I wanna pound her pussy more than ever!

Just picture your hands running all over her and how many different squeeze points there are.  Come on, there’s curves there that the average man should dream about.

And that’s right, you still want to see her covered with cum with her busty friends.

Cum Covered you say?  Yes, I say cum covered because when a model has those tits and that many curves, you want to just cum all over her.  Pretty much where ever you cum lands, it’s all good.  So, let’s get a little Carmella Bing Cum Shot Crazy…

Where do you cum on Carmella Bing?  I think the obvious choice would be the tits, and it’s a good solid choice, don’t get me wrong, personally though I’d be aiming for the face.  Here’s my thinking, you cum on the face, it’s going to drip down on the tits anyway, so you’re getting the most cum covered scene.  As in the picture above.

See, he nailed it on the chin and let the sliding happen…for the most cum covering.

Dude definitely cums more than me, but I think even my load would get some good coverage and rolling on all her curves.

And on the tits, still a great choice as well.

Okay, so it’s 3 am in the morning and I need sleep, but I can hear the chant of moarrrrrr….so, let’s just see what Pichunter.com has to offer

Now if you want to see a lot more galleries featuring Carmella Bing, just check the Pichunter Link Below.

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