Epic Post: Alexis Texas and her Perfect Ass
At the beginning of every Epic Post I’m going to attempt to make it more epic than the last. There’s just some models that have such a large catalog of porn to select from that they just deserve a really long post about them. Today’s choice is Alexis Texas.
Last week I’ve kind of been perving on asses a little more than usual…yes, breasts have taken a backseat to asses this week. What better way to finish off my ass worship week than doing an epic post about Alexis Texas? She’s a pretty blonde, got nice firm breasts, but then you go south and she’s got that ghetto booty. Strap in and get ready…
Starting off with Twistys and a softcore set. I know, she usually does hardcore, but I thought we should exam the ass perfection all on it’s own first…
Wait, where’s the ass? I have to show you the front, come on, you know women want you to look into their eyes before you start looking everywhere else:
You know, she’d be hot even without the ghetto booty, but that ass….I’m pretty sure there’s tribes in South America that would give that ass god status and build a temple to it.
No really, I’m pretty sure the Mayans would have made their 2012 end of the world calendar and tossed it out of the window because they’d be praying to Alexis Texas’ ass instead. Unless….her ass is going to bring about the destruction of the world….egad.
I could see it now…2012 and someone finds this post, hmm, maybe a Russian that has access to nukes. He’s whacking off, jizzes all over the red button, and while trying to clean it off sets off a nuclear war. Omg, Alexis Texas is going to destroy the Earth with her ass.
No, no, just joking, maybe. Now, let’s get back to the epic post. I wonder how many pictures make up an epic post? 10? 20? 100? 1000?
A few quick more hits from Twistys. They’re making a move towards hardcore so they do have some nice hardcore featuring Alexis:
I’m pretty sure the picture above is the pic of the post. That one that will top all others. Just if I were doing the fucking, well, besides having a smaller dick, my hands would never leave that ass. I’d be grabbing onto that ass and not letting going.
I like mixing soft and hardcore galleries together. Honestly, some guys just need the girl naked and doesn’t need to see them fucked. For me it’s a 50/50, sometimes I like just softcore, sometimes hard….really depends on the mood.
She’s got a great looking Y. I’ve talked about this before and I’m not explaining it again. Just look at that picture, play a game, and find the Y.
Just a few more sets from Twistys. She was one of their Treats, so, they did quite a few sets with her. The next one though they really got the point…Her ass, shoot more of her ass…
She’s actually got really nice looking boobs. All natural, slightly puffy nipples, mmm, just really a great looking woman all around…Buttt…
Gotta love when a woman spreads like that.
Now that’s an invitation to fun. I don’t know how photographers do their job because I’d be like, okay, turn around, and….and then my dick would be out before I took one picture and I’d be begging for sex.
What more can be said about that photo other than…OMG….no seriously….OMG.
Now moving to Brazzers and her hardcore scenes with them. Yes, there’s a lot to be shown with Alexis Texas. This first one comes from a site called BigTitsInSports.com and you have to love Brazzers, they think all their models are busty, and yes 99% of them are, but Alexis Texas isn’t…so this would suit more like BigAssesInSports but hey, who am I to complain.
Okay so the scene above is a little silly, a Kung Fu Alexis Texas getting fucked. Hey, I’m not complaining as long as I see her get fucked.
Alright, next set I’m completely perving on how her hair looks…I know, it’s odd, but she’s got this retro thing going on…
Right now the above set is probably going to be my favorite set of this post. Yes, that’s right, once I’m done writing I’m going back and viewing that one again.
Whoever shot this next scene completely gets it. You have a great model and her best feature, umm, is her ass….so guess what, he focuses on her ass…bravo:
See, those above pics are exactly what I mean. They get it, her ass is her best feature, use it, worshiiipp it.
Okay I’m going into the lightning round of Alexis Texas Pictures….so….no more discriptions just sweet amounts of porn….
I know I wasn’t going to say anything and just present porn after that point, but see this is what I mean. She put her ass in my face I’d start squeezing it like this dude. 2 points for him!
Ahhh and I was going to let it end here, but then this little voice in my head said:
Ookay….so why don’t I just bring in some of the galleries that were submitted to Pichunter.com to make this thread even more epic, even MOAR Epic I mean….
I wonder if I’m going to bust wordpress if I do much more, umm, moar, umm….
…and now the perfect picture to end it on…
mmmm, and now I say that this post is Epic. If you want to see even more of Alexis Texas and yes there’s a lot more…check the link below:
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