I wonder if Audrey Bitoni’s ears were ringing today.  I was having a lengthy conversation with Tarpy on the topic of, well, nothing really so we just started talking about pornstars.  Audrey Bitoni of course makes that shortlist of pornstars most guys want to fuck, talk about fucking, fantasize about fucking, and even come up with schemes on how to possibly make that fucking a reality.

Audrey Bitoni has been on my mind since and the Epic Blog Post is born.  Epic post?  This was like the 2 minute conversation that made the long phone call an official business call.  That’s right just one of those insanely long posts that you make just because you want to worship a model by showing every single things she’s ever done either for a site or multiple sites.

Since this is a new feature I’m just going to show you every Audrey Bitoni did for Brazzers.  Brazzers got a shitload of sites and they have favorite models they use repeatedly.  Audrey just happens to be one of them.  So, I’ll show 2 pictures per set, click on them for the gallery, and I’ll also show some of the video sets as well.  So, sit back, pull your dick out, and see if you can last the whole post without shooting your load and making your keyboard sticky.

1. Audrey Bitoni doing a scene for Big Tits At School…let’s just say no school I ever went to had Audrey Bitoni attending:

I love when a bitch looks up at me when I’m getting a blowjob and Audrey just looks awesome doing it.

Reverse cowgirl, one of my favorite porn positions.  Meaning I don’t like it so much in real time, but in porn scenes I love that shit.

2. An outdoor fucking sequence from Day with a Pornstar.  I love outdoor fucking scenes and also enjoy outdoor fucking…nothing like a nice breeze blowing on you as you fuck.

3. Audrey in a threesome?  Baby Got Boobs brought that little fantasy to life.  I don’t know who the blonde is, but a big set of extra titties and Audrey eating pussy, yeah that’s all good.

4.  Okay Brazzers comes up with some weird shit from time to time as the theme of the scene.  The one featured below has Audrey Bitoni and Jayden as some astronauts and….okay do I really need to say more?  Audrey looks fine though so who gives a fuck about the scenario.

5.  Audrey Bitoni needs a personal trainer in this scene from Day with a Pornstar.  Now, I don’t know about the rest of you, but if I knew there was a potential to fuck Audrey Bitoni because I was a trainer, I wouldn’t have sat on the couch so damn much.

6.  Audrey Bitoni gets a feature shot in Pornstars Like It Big.  See, why can’t they make a site like, Pornstars like it medium sized?  What?  I’m just saying I might audition for it then…even though I hate shaving the hair off my nuts.

It’s all about Audrey, it’s all about Audrey, don’t ask why she’s fucking some dude that has a Frankenstein scar on his leg.

7.  Big Tits at School kind of reminds me of my high school, only, the girls didn’t look that good, they weren’t pornstars, they weren’t busty, and none of the ugly hags wanted to ride my dick in class.  So goes life.

8. This gallery is part of the promo for BigBoobPass.com but this one photo pretty much sums up what kind of guy I’d be if I saw Audrey Bitoni flashing tits outdoors:

Now can you guess which guy I’d be?  Yeah the dude with his mouth flung open like he just saw Jesus walking on fucking water.  Yeah, I’ll admit it, I’m a dork, a babe like Audrey would make me lose what little cool I had.

9. Pornstars Like it Big Again and this site is really making me feel like I stand no chance of pleasing a pornstar.  My god though Audrey is just insane hot looking in this set of pics.  That black and red lingerie just totally works her body:

10. Big Tits in Sports?  Yeah that’s the site and they have busty babes doing sports.  To me this site is like a good logical choice because I wouldn’t mind seeing these women running around and their boobs bouncing.  However, they haven’t had a jogging episode yet.  I mean, just have like these busty pornstars run….do jumping jacks, yeah, I just want to see stuff bouncing.  Here we have Audrey getting a Karate Lesson:

Here she’s learning the real meaning of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.  I wouldn’t mind hiding my sperm breathing dragon in her crouching tiger if you know what I mean.

Okay if you haven’t found your favorite yet I’d say jack off to #9…it’s definitely my pick for Audrey Looking the hottest.  Stay tuned for more Epic posts and 10 packs.

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