Dane Cross Phone Interview
I’ll be the first one to admit, I don’t really follow male pornstars, and most of the times I’m not willing to even acknowledge their existence. Let’s face it when you’re watching a porno are you really checking out the male talent? No, they’re there as a tool, they’re your surrogate dick to fuck women you don’t stand a chance of fucking in real life.
Normally the only time I acknowledge male pornstars is when they are so disturbing, they fuck up the surrogate cock status and you’re like….damn, that dude is fuck ugly, like some sort of bridge troll, and then of course the second you start making fun of the dude that looks like a hobbit, it ruins the mood.
Dane Cross though, might just be, the coolest male pornstar going. Why you ask? Listen to the interview, he really is laid back, he’s not arrogant, and you can totally relate to the guy. So, okay Dane Cross, you can be the surrogate dick for Mr. Blue. I’ll give you a list of women I want to fuck and you go ahead and do it. Now, onto the inteview and then some clips of Dane Cross at work.
I know, I suck, I haven’t figured out a better way to deliver these interviews. I’m working on maybe doing it in flash over one of the pornstars movie or something like that. This shit is a work in progress I tell you.
Now let me throw down some Dane Cross scenes just so you know the man because most of you are like, “Dane Cross? The comedian?” No people, that’s Dane Cook and I wouldn’t subject you to an interview with Dane Cook, come on, I treat you better than that.
Just click on the pics below for a video sampling of Dane Cross doing Faye Reagan:
Final comments. I think I’m going to try the Dane Cross beard. It has a certain functional quality about it. Secondly, I wonder if Faye Reagan will be like, “Oh, Mr. Bluecross” and mistake me for him and she’ll let me fuck her.
Finally, Tarpy should have asked what games Dane Cross plays. You know the guy is a gamer. Is he a first person shooter guy? Or is he like a rpg, mmorpg type guy? See, Tarpy dropped the ball on this one. Here’s my thought, he games, we game, we end up playing the same games, and then he of course, gets us lots of pornstar pussy. What? I’m not kidding you play computer games with someone you become bros and you share pornstars. Well known fact.
Anyway, thanks Dane, it really was a cool interview.
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