As easy as we can discuss Kayden’s performance and the kind of pants stiffening impulse it generates, we can discuss her various awards, and acknowledgements. Kayden Kross has been a contract star, for Vivid, Adam and Eve, and Digital playground; named a Penthouse Cover Girl; given the Hot d‘Or (the french porn Oscar) and Orgazmik’s Eyecatcher of the Year! Miss September has also graced the popular shows Rules of Engagement and CSI. So, at this point giving her the nod for Miss September as Pichunter’s Babe of Month could easily slip by her unnoticed, but when it’s due, due.

AND BABY IT’S DUE… Look at this girl. Lemme tell you a story…

Kayden’s favorite pony was to be auctioned off so she had to raise $800 to save it from the glue factory.

So she went to a neighborhood strip bar

to make some money to save it. She was dancing at 18. She continued stripping and was discovered by an agent.

So, threaten to kill some hot girl’s pony! (Ok, maybe that’s fucked up, so don’t)

The Tour de Kayden Kross

Achievements aside, porno is about looks. Kayden Kross, known affectionately as K2 by her adoring fan base, adds a touch of next-door nice girl to your typical blond porn star with her soft facial features and warm smile. But what starts off warm, quickly boils over in the bedroom as a sly, almost evil grin slides into place when she begins to devour penis with her face. She’s always wanted to try being a redhead, but she’s mostly known for her frequently crimped blond locks.

Her Face

Signature crimped blond hair and a tongue that’s very inviting.

Glamor look with lots of layers.

A soft face sits atop the softest of porno booties, Kayden Kross with Alexis Texas.

Her Body

When I think about Kayden Kross, I think about a Barbie doll. She’s got fairly slim lines, with a butt and tits pop out more than they anatomically should. Blonder, softer, cleaner, and fuller than she probably should be, and she gets paid top dollar for it.

Can you imagine being this fucking guy? Kayden Kross sitting on his face is just garnish to Bree Olson’s wet pussy on his cock… Thank god I can’t tell which guy this is, because I’d fucking punch him.

Her Ass

Kayden’s ass is not her trademark. It’s full, squeezable, and in certain scenes pops out in a bubbly way that makes you definitely want to squeeze it, but she’s not got the ample mounds of a Sara Jay, nor the Appalachian Hills of Alexis Texas’ personal mountain range. I love it, it’s a nice medium sized ass that fills out her figure quite nicely, but it’s probably not enough for some.

So clean you could eat off of it, hell… some do.

Just enough booty to satisfy, not enough to overwhelm.

I’ve never been into double penetration, and I’m fairly certain K2 isn’t either, but if that’s the only way I’d get in, you better best your sweet ascot I’d pound the round.

Her Pussy

I don’t know why, but I imagine that Kayden Kross‘ bedroom and office are as neatly organized as her pussy. Tiny little lips peek out to either side, and the clit hood is there, but not oversized. Her lips puff a little, but her pussy stays tightly packaged even during her fairly intense action scenes.

I’ve heard rave reviews about this hotel buffet.

She seems wet, must’ve seen our award in the mail.

Her Tits

Perky nipples, well centered breasts, and ample size highlight Kayden’s soft body with great tits.

Perfect little suckable nipples.

Her Feet

I’m not all that into feet, so honestly, I can’t review them for you. They look cute, as far as feet go, but I sure can put them in the post to make sure you don’t miss ‘em.

I couldn’t find any pictures of her spreading her toes, maybe a fan will send one in for us to add.

The break

Let’s face it, at this point I’ve been asking people to apply at talk@pichunterblog.com for a writing position for months. So, if my ability to describe the greatness of Kayden Kross, I understand. Your disappointment is noted. When I explain her to friends, my face can say so much of it. When I say, “Kayden Kross is really hot!” I’ve got a face on like I just beat Final Fantasy VII. When I say her eyes are intense, or that she doesn’t just suck cock, she seems to worship it, well none of it comes across in type. But all those things are true, those and more. Kayden simply dominates most DVDs she appears on, and is easily one of the hottest girls in porn. So, she’d be worth watching even if she was in it for the money and lied down like a dead fish. But Kross loves the cocks. I’ll end on that.

I will say, that my lack of skill doesn’t mean I’m lazy. Lacking the ability to describe what draws me to Kayden forced me to reach out to her fans… well, her SUPERFANS…

From the fans

Kayden Kross isn’t just the hottest pornstar in the world, she’s also good to her fans. She makes time to volunteer love information for those of us who actually fuck real girls.
She’s the smartest porn star in the world hands down. She can, in one sentence, segue from Greek Mythology to why the pile driver position is the best in the world. Plus, she’s got the perfect body. NO, seriously: her body is absolutely perfect. If Michelangelo were alive today and the Pope commissioned him to do a “David” of the perfect babe to fuck, he’d sculpt the body of K2 in marble.

Her best movie is the one where Charles Dera fucked her in the bathroom. Never has a chick getting plowed in a urinal looked so good. – soprismb

Kayden Kross continues to step up here game since signing with Digital Playground. Kayden is especially proud of her work on “The Boss’ Daughter” and “The Smiths”

eM_Man’s favorite scenes are her scenes with Eric Everhard in Adam&Eve’s “Surrender of O” and “Headmaster 3″

Kayden’s scenes with Randy Spears in A&E’s “The Perfect Secretary: Training Day” showcase her mastery of the submissive’s role.

Kayden’s Solo Work for her website ClubKayden.com is especially delicious. Kayden knows how to make love to the camera! Kayden’s self-produced photos and videos are very hot and creative.

It’s not enough that Kayden is the “Prettiest in Porn”, she’s smart and witty as well. Enjoy her wit at her Unkrossed.com blog, on her Live Chats at ClubKayden.com, and on Twitter http://twitter.com/Kayden_Kross

I should say that I haven’t seen “The Boss’ Daughter” and “Family Matters” yet.

Like I said, moving to Digital Playground has been like a launching pad for Kayden…the sky is the limit! – eM-Man

In my opinion Kayden is the most beautiful girl in porn and if her career continues to expand into mainstream work, she would easily rank up there with the most
beautiful girls in Hollywood.(again this is me saying this but it may apply to you as well) From the moment i first noticed her when she was announced as the newest Vivid girl i was hooked. I could not wait for her first movie to be
released and since then have amassed all her movies through her Adam & Eve years and now as a Digital Playground contract girl. Her biggest movie that has been released so far is The 8th Day from Adam & Eve. Here she was
able to show more of her acting skills as she had quite a bit of dialogue and was in a majority of the movie as she was the focal point of it. As of this writing, Kayden has had two releases as a Digital Playground contract star, The Smiths and My Boss’ Daughter. For anyone who has yet to see any of
Kayden’s work, i recommend you start with any of her Digital Playground movies and you will surely fall in love with Kayden, one look into her eyes and you will be hooked. I also recommend you visit www.clubkayden.com to
fulfill all your Kayden needs.
I hope you can get something out of this, but if you were looking for something different please let me know. I’ll do what i can to help you out,

My three favorite Kayden scenes are: Her anal scene in Busting The Babysitter, the scene in Rawhide 2 with Erik Everhard in back of the truck and her scene with Justine Joli in Perfect Secretary 2

Favorite movies: The 8th Day, Busting The Babysitter, and The Smiths – minihorse

Kayden’s best scenes so far:
Kayden is wonderful in bathtubs in Surrender of O and the 8th Day with Amber Rayne.
Kayden is at her most romantic ever with Tommy Gunn in Dirty Deeds
Kayden enjoys bondage in The Perfect Secretary
Kayden is totally ravished, played with, and taken by Toni Ribas in Kayden’s College Days
Kayden is ravished and deliciously taken by the following women: Bree Olson in Roller
Dollz and Bree and Kayden, Mikayla in Be Here Now, Alexis Love in Meet Kayden. and
Flower Tucci in Kayden’s Krossfire
Kayden is postively scorched in what may be her hottest scene ever: with Johnny Sins in
Krossing the Bar.
Kayden gets shaved by Eric Everhard in Surrender of O, then she takes
his cock between her feet and plays with it.
Kayden does one of the best porn scenes of all time with Eric Everhard in
Roller Dollz. They fuck all over the roller skating floor while she is wearing
her white roller skates and do delicious doggie as he holds her. Unreal!
Kayden is taken by Jean Val Jean in Be Here Now, which may be her
best ever scene with a man. Beautifully photographed, sensual, and erotic.
Kayden takes it in the ass well with Tommy Gunn in Be Here Now.
Kayden takes a shower with other inmates in Hard Time and makes the
rest of them look like wet blankets.
Kayden does great solo work in Soloerotica #10 with her head down on
the stairs, and in Intimate Touch #3.
Kayden is chained up and then crucified in the The 8th Day, moving you
to tears.
Kayden loves to show off her butt and horse riding skills in Dirty Deeds.
Kayden does her best scene ever in Bree and Kayden called Heartbreak,
an incredible solo scene, with mirrors, while she masturbates in tears. – handson149

Kayden’s #1 thing about her work is men. Girls do not turn her on much
but they can be like frosting on the cake.
Her home town in Sacramento and she has yet to finish a college degree
in psychology.
She likes vegetarian food and sushi and loves Starbucks.
She enjoys horseback riding and has said her horse Conte owned her.
She said she would like to be a redhead sometime.
Kayden is mostly Swedish.
She prefers a foursome over a threesome as someone may be left out.
She has made love in her car while driving down the freeway.
Sucking a thick dick is the quickest way to get her wet.
She loves animals and would like to open and adoption center for
homeless animals sometimes. – unknown but thanks dude

Tyler’s Wood

Scene 2

The Smiths

I’m a huge fan (maybe the biggest fan) of Kayden. I already knew her, when she started modeling under the name of Jenna Nickol. I was so thrilled, when it was announced, that she will be working as a Vivid girl. The rest is history. I have all of her movies, I’m the author of her German Wikipedia website, I’m trying to support her, where ever I can. I helped her to get the Hot d’Or (the french porn Oscar) and Orgazmik’s Eyecatcher of the Year!

I’m really looking forward to finally meet Kayden for the 1st time this year in Berlin on the Venus Convention (probably the biggest porn convention besides the AVN)

My favorites movies are:

1. Meet Kayden (sadly not anymore available)
2. The 8th Day
3. MyBoss’ Daughter
4. The Smith
5. Perfect Secretary: Training Day

My favorite anal scene:
Busting the Babysitter (Kayden with Nick Manning in the pool!!!)

My favorite kinky/fetish scene:
Perfect Secretary: Training Day (with Justine Joli & Claire Adams)

My favorite BJ:
That’s a though one, because all of Kayden’s BJ scenes are awesome, but probably the worst one is in “Stalker”, where James Deen comes in her eyes on purpose. She was totally pissed after that scene. If looks could kill, James Deen would probably drop dead

My favorite romantic/best chemistry (I know this sounds gay) scene:
Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds (with Erik Everhard on the back of a pick-up truck) – TomAce73

Rawhide 2

scene 2

Cheerleading Camp

Swing Time

Bottom line: any sailsman can sell a car by knocking the other girl’s merchandise but you don’t even need to do that to prove K2 is your girl. Kayden Kross above all else, a good friend. She’s the only famous person on the planet who finds more time for her fans from her local Starbucks cafe than she has for work. She’s the All-American blonde pin-up girl. She’s the only logical choice (but if she looses to that sexy woman Leonardo DiCaprio there is no dishonor in that). I’m proud to give you her candidacy and I’m happy to call her my friend. And now that I have told you about Kayden Kross I will now go lube up my fist and watch her on Blue Ray.

I’ll just be in the bathroom–um…watching–er…WASHING my hands. – soprismb

Well, it’s probably about time for us all to wash our hands. Look for updates to this article over the next few weeks, as Kayden’s supposed to call me back. Hopefully there will be some interview action, and certainly more photos and movies from this vixen, Miss September, and Babe of the Month, Kayden Kross.

• Kayden Kross’s Personal Website
• Kayden Kross on Pichunter Models Page
• Kayden Kross’s Pichunterblog Posts
• Kayden Kross’s Exclusive Pichunter Interview
• Kayden Kross on Twitter

Her Face

Tarpy: Favorite place to take a load?

Mariah: In the mouth…not on my face and I don’t do cream pies

She has one of the hottest faces in the game. She has so many different looks and hairstyles and she pulls them all off in her own way.  She even makes HOT faces while getting railed or jizzed on, unlike many other porn girls. Since she made her comeback and launched her website MariahXXX.net, she has become one of the most recognizable faces in porn.

Her Body

Mariah’s not just any flimsy little bitch! She’s got a full ass, plump tits, and the legs to hold it all up like a real woman.  With a body that kicks in your front door, then buries you under a mountain of ass n’ titties.  She really knows how to use her body to carry a scene and not look awkward in between positions. There’s a reason she has so many fans! Mariah Milano’s got so much sass, attitude, and sexiness packed into one frame!

Her Tits

Mariah has such a full chest with perky nipples! Do you think that those two massive mammaries count as her “carry-on” items when she flies? Does she have to buy them their own seat?   I never get tired of watching other horny girls grip them up in fits of orgasm. I know she had smaller boobs when she first started and they were hot… but these are perfect! Sorry nature, when you got an ass like this girl you have to have some knockers to go with it!

Her Ass

So many words I can think of to describe this ass: Plump, fat, juicy, round, just to name a few. I would like to take a bite out of that ass…. it looks ripe. It incredible how round and beautiful it is, while still being smooth and toned.  I envy the guy from Round Mounds of Ass, because he sticks his face in there good. He makes the best use of her cheeks by squeezing them up then nose diving in!  I only pray I get to see someone put it in her butt again soon!

Round Mounds Of Ass Face Plant

Her Pussy

I have come to love Mariah’s pussy.. we have been through so much.  Watching it get pounded from so many angles, with strap-ons and dildos is truly enjoyable. I was only concerned for her muff two times in my research. In one fan video she shaves her pussy for us. It’s a sexy video. I used to watch my girlfriend shave all the time. All I could think is please SLOW DOWN Mariah! That is a famous pussy and a lot of people would be crush to see even a small chunk missing.  The second time I was concerned is when she had to take on Billy Glides’ Thick Monster in a Brazzers scene.  I was pretty sure it was gonna split her in half  because his dick is one of the thickest in porn that I have seen  He tried like hell, but she took it like a pro and it was a great scene!

Strapon

Great Scenes!

One of Mariah’s personal favorites Scenes - Round Mounds of Ass

“This is one of my all-time hottest videos. I got my brains fucked out of my head that day! You can see when you watch this how real the sex was. I was dick drunk when it was over! ”

Hot Girl on Girl

Tarpy: What was one of your most memorable shoots?

Mariah: Jasmine Byrne in the hotel room. The lighting was not the best, but the scene is full of passion.

“Jasmine contacted me on Myspace asking if we could meet and discuss some ideas about a website she was working on. I agreed and we met up at her hotel room. We had some drinks and talked and from the instant she opened the door the chemistry was there. We started fooling around and trying on outfits and her man started snapping photos. Within minutes he was rushing to get the video camera because we were in full-on sexual assault! This was shot spur of the moment and is 100% real sex. We didn’t have lights or anything so the video is very raw, and very hot and VERY real! She fucked me with a strap-on as good as any man could fuck me! This is the most viewed video by my members with over 3,700 downloads!”

More Girl on Girl

More Great Scenes

Tarpy: In the Brazzers scene Asses in Public…what is deal with the DJ?!? (we shall call him “DJ Big Gulp”)

Mariah: OHH MY GOD…He hit me in the ass soooo hard it was black and blue for a week.  I wanted to kill him! Then he had the nerve to email me 2 years later! I was like ohhhh no you didn’t just email me!

Enter DJ Big Gulp

Can I touch them? ….. no you can’t

Hey!!!!! Why does he get to grab your tits?

DJ Big Gulp got a discman? really a discman… maybe we should change his name to DJ No IPOD!

ok……you get one ass slap… don’t fuck it up.

For real… leave the scene please

Random Questions with Tarpy and Mariah

Tarpy: Boat, Chopper, Ferrari

Mariah: Ferrari!

Tarpy: Do you think you could fuck in a Ferrari? There is not much space.

Mariah: I know I can…

Tarpy: Best rapper alive?

Mariah: Tupac

Tarpy: He’s dead…

Mariah: Hahaha oh ya………. Eminem or Lil’ Wayne

Tarpy: Whats your favorite male Performer?

Mariah: Ohhhh Julian from  Mr. Big Dicks. He is beautiful… I don’t know what it is. He is one of the only porn guys that really caught my heart. very sexy!!

Tarpy: Any comments on Lindsay Lohan?

Mariah: She a dumb bitch that’s all i know

Tarpy:  Do you like guys fashionable or well-built?

Mariah: Fashionable….They don’t need to over do it like “bling bling”  Just so they can put something together.

Tarpy: What kind of stuff do you watch on TV?

Mariah: True Blood! I love true. I wanna fuck Bill, Eric, Sookie, Jason… at the same time

Tarpy: More or less orgies in True Blood?

Mariah: Less; it got to be too much. It started to suck a little in the second season. Now it’s good again!

Tarpy: If you were the virgin vampire, would you keep having sex?

Mariah: ohh fuck no!……Jesus…..

Tarpy: Any thoughts on Mel Gibbson?

Mariah: He is Fucken crazy and disgusting …..yuk. I hope that girl takes all his money.

Tarpy: Does it upset you that Paula Abdul will not be on American Idol anymore?

Mariah: Who?

Tarpy: Hahaha. Okay that works.

Tarpy: Would you rather have a guy say you look just like……Snooki or Kim Kardashian

Mariah: Kim for sure…..Snooki’s ugly

Tarpy: Who is the hottest baseball player?

Mariah:  A-Rod….I don’t like him, but he is hot and a good player. He is fun to watch play.

Tarpy: How do you feel about feet shoes?

Mariah: What? like toe socks?

Tarpy: Kinda but they are shoes…my blog author Grimes is wearing them now.

Mariah: Ewww no!… why would you wear them?!. fuck no.. toe sock maybe….but not shoes eww

Tarpy: hahahaha

Grimes:

My Favorites

Hair up and toes out! holy geeeeezz I wanna  lick ‘em.

Dick-taking double-box-munching full back stretch with a twist? Eat your heart out Shaun White !

Who him? Me ? Him ? No me? … I hope it’s me

Rub-a-dub-dub I’ll give her a scrub!

Dildos have been so many great places I wish I had been.

Well I just lost it… I think this is the hottest pic of the post!  Wow

Pink box in front of a pink box.

Tarpy: What’s your favorite thing to do in a scene besides get your ass slapped?

Mariah: Blowjobs… I love giving blowjobs!   If you like blowjobs, Mariah, check this shit out

For More

• Mariah Milano’s Website
• Mariah Milano Galleries
• Mariah Milano on Twitter

Allow me if you will, to introduce most of you to Draven of BurningAngel.com

Now you have some idea what we’re dealing with. I’ve been working on this post for well over 2 hours, and in that time I’ve been through all her photosets and watch every minute of all of her movies, and it’s left me with one hell of a stiffy. I would break to jerkoff, but with the number of photos that “got to me” in this fucking post, I’d have blisters and you’d be reading this around Christmas time. So, for all you horny fucks out here, and Draven’s career, I thought I’d keep my fucking pants on and boy are my nuts sore. So, aside from this stunning photo above, what’s so EPIC about Draven? For starters..

her face.

It’s like the Ramones gangbanged Angelina Jolie, and out popped this Alt cutie that has my dick all tied in knots. Porn is littered with hot bodies and Butterfaces. Draven is not in that situation at all, in fact, with a face as adorable as that one, I’d find it hard to cum almost anywhere else.

her pussy.

I mean jesus christ. Children in third world countries would be honored to eat off something so clean. That pussy is flawless. Perfect little camel toe, with just enough clit hood to let you know exactly where to focus your attention. Actually, fuck paying attention, if you don’t take care of her needy clit, expect her to lend a helping hand in a hurry. This girl REQUIRES some clit stimulation, so if you find yourself finger fucking this girl in the back of a cab on your way home from the show, don’t forget to give the girl what she wants. Which brings us to…

her ass.

FACE PLANT! I mean, would there be any other logical reaction this girl’s ass gracing you with its presence in real 3d life? I submit that there is not, sir! I mean, she’s not got as much junk in the trunk as Alexis Texas, nor the perfect supple bubble of Jenna Haze, but I think she’d look very nice underneath Jenna Haze in a Pussy Pyramid with tiny jewish Joanna Angel at it’s base. Now that’s an all you can eat buffet. But I digress. So, obviously the Ass gets an A, or A- at worst.

Furthermore

She seems to be progressing. The unfortunate reality of loving a porn girl early on, is that too many of them change course and go get jobs as nurses, or whatever. Not that I don’t like a good nurse, but there’s something special about knowing that the porn industry has captured a girl’s heart, and we’ll see more and more of her as the days go by. And folks, it looks like Draven is here to stay:

• Draven : I LOVE MICE WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT!
• Jenna Haze : @draven and I LOVE u draven!
• Draven : @jenxstudios I love you too, sugar. I miss you!!
• Jenna Haze : @draven we never went to dinner!!:-(
• Draven: @jenxstudios I know. :’( the next time were close, its fuckin DATE NIGHT. <3
• Jenna Haze : @draven well poop! How am I gonna make Cum Spoiled Punxxx surrounding u if u just had this movie with Jo come out!?!?
• Draven : @jenxstudios its a comp, and I don’t think avn looks at comps.. .
• Draven : @jenxstudios ill still give it to you. ive got all sorts of new tattoos that should be cum spoiled.
• Draven : @JoannaAngel @jenxstudios all 3 of us. Lets make it epic. <3

Yes, I think this:

Next to this:

Would make mouths real happy.

self-described.

We asked Draven about her background to fill you boys and girls in a little before our full blown interview, and here’s what she had to say about her start:

Well, I was born in pittsfield, ma and moved to Baltimore when I was about 9. I’d always wanted to be a model and started when I was 16. When I was 19, I joined burning angel and was only a photo girl for 2 years before making the jump to being in movies. I guess the members had been asking for video content of me!   I love being part of the BA family, and even have a BA tattoo. Joanna is amazing and through her and the company Ive met some of the raddest people ever, and some of my best friends. Honestly, I’m a pretty sexual person and I love being filmed. I feel like I can totally let go, and I do. Ive never faked an orgasm in a scene and you can tell because of the silly faces I make, and my entire body shakes. I’m really really grateful for all of my experiences and for the people that dig my work, or meet me saying that I’m their favorite. I feel very lucky.

Ill be getting a new laptop soon and will be able to Skype after I do. If you’d like a phone interview, I’m cool with that, too.

And thank you for all the nice things you’ve been saying about me!!!

Well, Draven I’ve got plenty of nice things to say about you, and I live on the east coast, so feel free to attention whore anytime, I’d love to look your way for a while.

highlights.

Draven sweetheart, you’ve made it really easy for me to do this. It was an absolute pleasure watching you have sex, and looking through great photos of you naked. I hope you’re happy with our homage to your amazing body, and please god visit us someday for a shoot .

Gentlemen, start your engines.

Soft legs, looking playful

Hey there…

An ass to die for, I wanna take that right where she stands.

This is definately where I would take her in this set. All bent down, ass served up on high. I can only dream about what that must look like from the backside.

Next she gets all 50′s Pin-up girl on us, and I like it.

Look at the light play off of her ass, it catches my eye every time.

I love a girl who’s not afraid to get on the floor for me.

Now, this is my favorite set. She has a blend of innocence, rocker, and slut that just melts my heart and my balls.

I asked to see what that looked like from behind, and I was granted my wish. I was right, it IS paradise.

Yep, fellas, she takes dick too.

And very politely I may add.

That’s a girl that loves her job.

She doesn’t mind sharing either.

After all she gets her “fill.”

A generous lover, Draven points out to Joanna that it’s her turn, and James might enjoy the switcheroo.

She totally acts like she’s going to lick up that “jizz” but she changes her mind.

And thinks to herself, what’s in “fake jizz” anyhow?

REDRUM! REDRUM!!

Really, the Redrum doesn’t seem so bad

Hey there cutie, what cha lookin at?

BAM!!

I’m so fucking bored!

Why don’t you play with my vagina!

Interuptions are always better when they aren’t wearing pants.

(Three’s Company?)

This is like one of those vacation photos, every time I look at it, I just wish I was there.

Face sitting right on this lucky dude, which in a minute gives him the power to..

Give us a Draven cumshot!

And we’ll try to finish strong with two really great photos to devestate you. Thanks babe, my dick enjoyed.

Only thing is, now I need to find a ton of new stuff to post because we’ve posted so much of her already…I know you guys don’t feel sorry at all for me searching hours and hours of porn just to bring something new to you.  I know, it’s tough work but someone’s gotta do it.

Thing I like most about Gina Lynn, well besides the hotness, is that Tarpy actually does have an in with her.  I mean, he’s been to her house, he’s hung out with her, and you know what this means?  Means if I ever end up single and she’s doing some featured dancing in the area…Tarpy can make a call for me.  I don’t know what that means exactly, but I kind of got stiff just thinking of the possibilities.

Anyway, enjoy some videos, there will be a boat load more stuff featuring Gina this month and a lot of exclusives, so stay tuned.

• Gina Lynn’s Personal Website
• Gina Lynns Twitter Page
• Skinpa Website
• Gina Lynn At Pichunter Models
• Gina Lynn At The Pichunter Forum

Normally the only time I acknowledge male pornstars is when they are so disturbing, they fuck up the surrogate cock status and you’re like….damn, that dude is fuck ugly, like some sort of bridge troll, and then of course the second you start making fun of the dude that looks like a hobbit, it ruins the mood.

Dane Cross though, might just be, the coolest male pornstar going.  Why you ask?  Listen to the interview, he really is laid back, he’s not arrogant, and you can totally relate to the guy.  So, okay Dane Cross, you can be the surrogate dick for Mr. Blue.  I’ll give you a list of women I want to fuck and you go ahead and do it.  Now, onto the inteview and then some clips of Dane Cross at work.

I know, I suck, I haven’t figured out a better way to deliver these interviews.  I’m working on maybe doing it in flash over one of the pornstars movie or something like that.  This shit is a work in progress I tell you.

Now let me throw down some Dane Cross scenes just so you know the man because most of you are like, “Dane Cross?  The comedian?”  No people, that’s Dane Cook and I wouldn’t subject you to an interview with Dane Cook, come on, I treat you better than that.

Just click on the pics below for a video sampling of Dane Cross doing Faye Reagan:

Final comments.  I think I’m going to try the Dane Cross beard.  It has a certain functional quality about it.  Secondly, I wonder if Faye Reagan will be like, “Oh, Mr. Bluecross” and mistake me for him and she’ll let me fuck her.

Finally, Tarpy should have asked what games Dane Cross plays.  You know the guy is a gamer.  Is he a first person shooter guy?  Or is he like a rpg, mmorpg type guy?  See, Tarpy dropped the ball on this one.  Here’s my thought, he games, we game, we end up playing the same games, and then he of course, gets us lots of pornstar pussy.  What?  I’m not kidding you play computer games with someone you become bros and you share pornstars.  Well known fact.

Anyway, thanks Dane, it really was a cool interview.

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I was going to do a test of, “Can you pick out Nikki’s Breasts” but as I started writing it, it was simply too redonkulously easy.  Instead….that’s right….the birth of an EPIC THREAD.

Before I start though I’d like to ask you if you’re like me.  Nikki Benz has such a perfect rack that I’m pretty sure I’d want to do stupid things with it after I’ve done all the common things like fondling, sucking, motorboating, etc.  Here’s what I mean:  Nikki Benz is my girlfriend, I’d probably create a drinking game around her breasts.  Example, the olive toss, you toss an olive at her breasts, if it sticks in the cleavage, everyone drinks a martini.

Or, like, have her make a cast of her breasts so I could have like a jello mold out of it and then server Nikki Benz Breast Jello.  Wait?  Too Weird?  Okay let’s get going with the pictures…Ode to Nikki Benz Breasts:

Starting off with her clothed because you know what, these breasts just radiate a power, and even with clothing covering them, they still are hypnotic, yes, mind altering, yes, like some really good drug or mushrooms or something like that.

This is only the beginning…I don’t think I’ve ever had an epic post that will go this long featuring one model and just one body part, but…it’s Nikki Benz damn it and her breasts!

Now I promised after my first rant that I wouldn’t type much and just let the Nikki Benz pictures do all the talking, but you’ll see in this thread that I have a lot of bikini pictures of her.  How does someone like Nikki Benz go to the beach?  I don’t know how because guys like me would come up to her and be like, “Do you want suntan lotion?” and proceed to whip the dick out and jizz all over her.

Next set has this like, diamond bra thing, I don’t know, it looks stiff and like I might injure myself in the process of yanking it off to get at those glorious breasts.

Have I posted too many pictures?  FUCK NO!

Next set is my favorite few pictures…

I wonder if I’m going to break the blog putting this many pictures in one post.  What a way to break it though, I can hear the phone call already, “DUDE, you fucked the blog up” and all I’ll say in a calm cool voice….”It was breasts that killed the beast”

You think hair color matters….brown hair, fucking all I can see is the breasts, until I masturbated and went, “Oh look, she changed her hair color” and then I waited 15 minutes and masturbated again.

Now to prove my point, blonde, then back to brunette, and tell me if it matters!

….and back to brunette….

Nope, breasts are the thing that moves me.  Now I’ve reached the point in the thread that I have to tell you something.  I jizzed all over this thread.  That’s right man, you’ve been reading a jizz covered thread.  What?  You Jizzed as well?  Hey we gave Nikki Benz her first Bukkake then…

Alright bitches, this is Mr. Blue signing off and hoping all your perverted dreams come true.

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Damn she makes me wish I worked for Pichunter, oh wait, yay, I do.  See this is why my job owns and yours doesn’t.  Don’t worry, I spread the joy of porn and cute babes like Aaliyah Love.

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This is our first attempt at this, so it’s a little rough around the edges, we’ll work out some technical glitches and get everything up and smoother for the next few.  Without further delay though here’s Joanna Angel being interviewed by Tarpy:

Alright, so a few comments on this.  I was going to kind of rip Tarpy because he sorta fucked up the tech end of it and that’s why there’s a few moments of Joanna Angel explaining to Tarpy what he should have been using to record this.  However, as I sit here, putting together a cheesy phone graphic and wondering why the fuck this looks kind of cheesy.  So, I’m going to go easy on Tarpy and myself because this is kind of the first attempt at this sort of thing.

As you listen to this, let’s check out some more of Joanna Angel as there’s absolutely no technical difficulties with her.  Hot, funny, and she knows when to kind of ignore Tarpy when he’s doing a Tarpyism.

Mmmmmm thank you Joanna Angel.  Am I the only one kind of perving out to her pictures as I listen to her interview?  I didn’t think so.

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Aaliyah Love was also sweet enough to send us a long a ton of pictures that most of you probably haven’t seen before, so get ready, get set, here’s the lovely Aaliyah Love.  Starting off with a pink haired pic she sent, just so my first question makes a little more sense.

Mr. Blue:  First question is always the hardest but you made it somewhat easy for me.  You sent along some of your favorite pictures and it features you with Pink Hair.

Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, and Chemical X.  That’s right, if a Power Puff girl ever went into porn, she’d be you.  The question is, do you realize just how cute, adorable, and sexy you are?  I mean do you wake in the morning and go, “Damn I’m cute” and work at it or is it just your natural state?

Aaliyah Love:  LOL!  Is this really a question?  Well THANK YOU!  I consider it a huge compliment to be compared to a XXX Power Puff girl!  But um yeah, I don’t wake up looking like this:)  I’m pretty crabby when I was up usually..I’m not a morning person!

Mr. Blue:  Okay odd first question is over, relax, the rest will be a little more normal, maybe…So how did you start your career in porn?

Aaliyah Love:  I was a preschool teacher and there was an ad in the paper for webcam models.  I carried that ad around in my pocket for about 6 months. I would call the number and answer all of the guy’s questions then when he would say “when can you come in to meet me?” I’d hang up the phone because I was too scared/shy!  Then one day I got the courage up..the rest is history!:)

Mr. Blue:  I was talking to Tarpy and as I was pretending to listen to what he was saying and he got on the topic of you possibly coming down his way after visiting family.

Aaliyah Love:  Yeah my family lives in Baltimore and I’d love to visit you guys and do some shoots w Tarpy!  I’ve shot w Tarpy before and not only did he do a good job, but he’s super chill to work with!  I remember one day he was filming a 3some with me, Trisha Uptown and Ava Knight and for awhile he handed the cam off to Trisha and let her get up in the mix with it.. Shit like that stands out in my mind and is FUN!  But last year I said the same thing about visiting and shooting, then I only came out there for Thanksgiving and Xmas and I was too busy doing family stuff to shoot, so it just all depends on when I come out.. damn, why don’t you guys just come out to LA already?!  It’s almost beach weather!!:)

Mr. Blue:  Once I heard, Aaliyah Love, family, I again stopped listening to him.  I kept thinking, “I bet her mom is hot as well”.  So, does hot run in the family?

Aaliyah Love:  ummm..let’s not talk about my family like that haha.

Mr. Blue:  How does your family and friends feel about your porn career?

Aaliyah Love:  We don’t really discuss it but they obv know about it.  I think for a long time now my parents have come to realize that I’m going to do what I want no matter what so they might as well just let me do my thing and learn my own lessons.  They love me no matter what, I have a great relationship w my fam:)

Mr. Blue: Having a solo site, most models think if you put up some naked pics and make a fortune, but it’s not that easy.  How hard do you work on site and advertising it?

Aaliyah Love:  LOL! It’s a 7 day a week job.  Everyday I’m hustlin!  Getting naked on camera is such a small part of it.  (but my fav part!!)

Mr. Blue:  Keeping members coming back for more is always a hurdle for any porn site.  How devoted are you to your fans and members?

Aaliyah Love:  I don’t have the biggest site with the most traffic, but I am blessed to have members that are so fucking loyal sometimes it almost makes me cry I am so grateful for them!  They come to all of the live webcam shows, comment on every scene I post, read my blogs, show me love on Twitter, etc..  I have members that have been around since day 1 and some tell me “I will be a member of www.AaliyahLove.com as long as your site is up!” and I plan on doing this for a long long time:)  I do everything I can for my members, and I let them decide for me what scenes I should shoot, what to wear to my webcam shows, etc..because the site is for them as much as it is for me!:)  Without my fans, I wouldn’t have this awesome job.  I’d probably be a teacher somewhere making next to nothing and hating my life!!
Mr. Blue:  Why haven’t you done any hardcore?  If the answer is, “I’m saving myself for Mr. Blue” then I’ll start working out again, but if it’s not, you got some serious explainin’ to do?

Aaliyah Love:  I’m saving myself for a Mr Blue, Aaliyah Love, Tarpy 3some woot woot!!  So what’s up guys?!  Besides, some of the things I do on my site I’d consider to be pretty hardcore.. How many girls shove strawberries up their pussies then pop them out and eat them?  How many girls will shove one dildo up her ass and one in her pussy at the same time, then pull them both out and lick both of them clean, with a big smile on her face?  I EARNED the title of “Ass Fuck Schoolgirl” a long time ago and have lived up to it scene after scene.. to me, that shit is pretty hardcore;)

Mr. Blue:  What makes you laugh (for some reason I think this will be a long list).

Aaliyah Love:  That last question totally made me LOL.  no wait, it made me ROFLMAO

Mr. Blue:  Fettiiisheeesss.  When I entered porn I had extremely vanilla taste in what turns me on.  In many ways I still do, however, being in porn has opened a whole new world of sex fetishes to me.  Tell me the fetishes that your porn career has introduced you to and have any been really appealing to you?

Aaliyah Love:  Working in porn has ruined most porn for me, now I like really extreme stuff.  When I first started masturbating, I would get half way thru a “Penthouse Forum” story and I’d be cuming in my panties.  Now I need to seem some pretty nasty stuff to get going..but I won’t tell you here what that is because you will think I’m a sick and twisted little girl:)

Mr. Blue:  Favorite Movie?  Please don’t suck with this answer, but be truthful.

Aaliyah Love:  LOL!  Do any of my answers suck?  I like Boogie Nights, esp the first half, before things start going bad.  Is there anything hotter than the close-ups in the scene where Dirk Diggler fucks Juliana Moore on the desk?  I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve watched that scene in slow motion, with my hitachi wand pressed hard against my pussy, just wishing that was me!  mmm.Dirk Diggler.. ppuuuurrrrr..

Mr. Blue:  Do you get recognized in public or do you get a lot of, “Gee you look familiar, do I know you?”

Aaliyah Love:  I’ve only been recognized in public 5 times.  Every time I was wearing like sweatpants and no makeup.  Twice was at the Whole Foods by my house.  Once was on an airplane.  I was standing in line to go to the bathroom and the guy in line behind me whispers in my ear “Nice website!” I turn around, my sleep mask on my forehead, my hood up, no makeup, hair all messy, and I’m like “Huh?” and he goes “I know who you are!  Love your website, keep up the good work!” I didn’t know what to say!  After I got out of the bathroom I saw him sitting next to his wife and kids and I just laughed to myself.. Another time my landlord and a plumber were in my kitchen (sounds like the beginning to a cheesy porn, huh?) and the plumber tells my landlord “Is she a stripper? I know Ive seen that girl naked before, I just can’t put my finger on where..I swear on my life” so I tell my landlord “Tell him he’s dreaming and to get back to work!” bwahahaha. I don’t mind if people recognize me, it just usually catches me off guard and I’m too stunned to do anything hehe

Mr. Blue:  You’re at a club and a guy wants to get your phone number, what’s the best route to that and do you give him a real number or a fake?

Aaliyah Love:  I usually am turned off by the guys that try to hit on me or show me too much attention when I’m at a bar or club.  Esp when I’m out with my friends just trying to have a good time!  I’m always attracted to the super hot guys that seem to want nothing to do with me.  So keep your fucking distance and if I want you, trust me, I will most def let you know!  I can’t even remember the last time I gave out a real phone number haha

Mr. Blue:  Do you ego surf the net?  I mean have you sat down and typed in, “Aaliyah Love” just to see what people are writing about you?

Aaliyah Love:  Don’t we all?  And I love how I google myself and #1 on the list is AALIYAH LOVE, PICHUNTER.  Thanx guys, I love you too:)

Mr. Blue:  Which pornstar would you like to work with?

Aaliyah Love:  I have a huge crush on Ariel Rebel!  and I’m going to kee on naming her first when I get asked these questions until I have that sexy little Canadian elf spread eagle on a table inf ront of me, talking dirty to me in french!!  I’d love to get super kinky with Belladonna in a tub of colored milk.  And there are some Japanese girls I would cut my big toe off to spend one day with.  I really really like Japanese girls.  Esp young, shy looking ones!  If that is wrong, I don’t want to be right!!

Mr. Blue:  Pornstar vs. Solo Girl.  Do you sometimes feel those pornstars are kind of stuck up bitches that look down on solo girl sites?  (Get out your diplomatic hat here)

Aaliyah Love:  What?!  Pornstars are looking down on me?! really? I never knew that, that’s kinda fucked up:(  You just made me sad.

Mr. Blue:  Okay, Ron Jeremy is the single fuck ugliest person ever to appear in porn.  Would you ever do a scene with him for like a million?

Aaliyah Love:  LOL!  What kinda fucking question is this?!  I’ve met Ron Jeremy a couple of times and he is a sweaty mother fucker.  ..so.. a million ..cash?  do I have to pay taxes on the million?  Is it on camera?  Where is this scene being posted? hehehe

Mr. Blue:  Have you ever been walking in Walmart, you see something big and go, “I bet I could fit that in my pussy?”  If the answer is yes, what was it?

Aaliyah Love:  LOL! I think that in the fruit/veggie section at Whole Foods all of the time.  If you are a member of my site you will know I’m a big fan of food fucking.  I’ve stuck all sorts of food up my pussy and ass then ate it after.  But there are a couple scenes in my mind that I’ve wanted to do for a long time but I haven’t found the right location/photographer/amount of time to do it yet.  But I can’t get into detail right now, cause bitches be copying my style

Mr. Blue:  Anal sex, do you do it or would you do it if I asked really nicely?

Aaliyah Love:  With you? Or in general? I heart anal! I’d say on any given day I spend about an hour-2 hours collectively with a dildo up my ass.

Mr. Blue:  Food.  That’s right….food.  I’ve seen some sets with you playing around with food, what’s your favorite food to mess around with?

Aaliyah Love:  2 days ago I went to a shoot where I was asked to smush up a cake with my feet.  It was sooo much fun, it felt soooo good, I REALLY got into it!  I rubbed that shit ALL OVER ME!!  and in the middle of the cake was a dildo..what a surprise!  I pulled the toy out of the cake, licked it clean, then started to fuck myself with it while sitting in a puddle of cake and frosting.  I raised one of my legs above my head and wiggled my toes while pounding my pussy so cake rained down on me while I masturbated, it was amazing!

Mr. Blue:  When doing webcam shows most guys will ask.  “Get naked!”…but, come on, has there ever been a guy to ask you something that was just amusing and funny?  What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been asked?

Aaliyah Love:  oh man I could write you a novel here.  I’ve been a webcam model for about 6 years now, do you better believe I’ve done it all and I’ve SEEN IT ALL!  and I love every juicy, kinky, disgusting minute of it!  Funny enough, some of the craziest webcam shows I’ve done isn’t things I’ve been asked to do, but things I’ve been asked to WATCH.  Some things..you just can’t ever unsee.  I have seen some things guys!  Some things I can’t ever repeat.  Yeah, it’s like that.

Mr. Blue:  Do you rip off the mattress tag despite the federal warning?

Aaliyah Love:  Fuck yeah.  Doesn’t everyone?

Mr. Blue:  Do you ever look like hell?  I mean, I pretty much think if I had a wild night of sex with you, the next morning you’d wake up hot looking.  You probably don’t even have morning breath.

Aaliyah Love:  uh I think I touched on this in the other answers…  I look like crap when I first wake up, it takes me 2 hours to get ready for webcam or for a photoshoot!   And I also look like crap every time I run into a fan.  Just my luck I guess:)

Mr. Blue:  Outdoor fucking…do you do it?

Aaliyah Love:  Fuck yes!  I love being naked outside!  I get naked outdoors as much as I can, even when it’s not appropriate hehe.. There’s nothing better than fucking under the stars!!:)

Mr. Blue:  At this point you’re probably like, omg, why the hell isn’t this interview ending!  So, one final question: The Smurfs, there was only one female smurf, smurfette.  Does that explain why they’re all blue?

Aaliyah Love:  I didn’t watch much smurfs when I was a kid so I’m not an expert. I was more of a Rainbow Brite/My Little Pony type of girl:)

Comments after the interview.  That’s right, I can’t stop myself, so a few things.  First off, Whole Foods own, if you’ve never been to one, please do go to one, lol.  Secondly, the whole thing with her saying she could have a dildo up her ass for an hour or two….oh yeah.

Finally, when she said that she’d do a threesome with Tarpy and Me.  Okay, because she’s so hot, there was that momentary thought that she might get me horny enough to agree to such a thing, but in reality, nah.  Here’s the thing, I don’t do threesomes with 2 guys 1 girl, especially someone that I’m friends with because every conversation that we ever had from that point on would have that thought of, “Remember that time we both fucked Aaliyah Love”…which would be okay the first 100 times we talked, but it would eventually be a little weird.  There’s more on this topic, but I digress.

Make sure to check out a free live cam show that Aaliyah Love is doing for us on April 22nd!

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Here’s a few sample pictures before we get into the interview with the alt porn diva Joanna Angel:

Mr. Blue:  Reading Joanna Angel Biography on wikipedia the first thing that came to my mind was, “How did a nice Jewish girl from New Jersey become the queen of alt porn?”  So how did it happen?

Joanna Angel:  Well- the short version of the story is that in my senior year of college – my college roommate and I decided to start a porn site. It seemed like a much better idea than getting a “real” job. We took some naked pictures of me… and some of my friends… and well… a few years later this experiment turned into a real company that help star the “alt porn” genre. I was a punk rock chick- so were all my friends… I had no idea that this subculture was a rarity in porn… so I got to be the queen of alt-porn just really by being myself!

Mr. Blue:  I’m going to be saying Alt Porn a lot in this interview, being a seasons porn vet, I know all about it, but could you tell our readers what’s Alt Porn?

Joanna Angel:  Many people say alt porn is something different- so I will just give my own definition of alt porn. “Alt Porn” is an alternative to mainstream porn- that features girls from the the punk/indie subculture. What really separates alt porn from mainstream though is not just the aesthetic- it’s the community. Alt porn websites are a reflection of pop culture- with music, and community etc. The members and the girls interact with one another, and the girls aren’t presented as untouchable beings the way they are in “mainstream” porn. On BurningAngel we have band interview, and record reviews- as well as an active chat room, and blogs and member profiles in addition to the XXX content…. so the site feels like a fun place for slightly perverted hipsters to hang out. So I think the aesthetic and the community combined is what makes alt porn what it is.

Mr. Blue:  Buring Angel is your website, besides it being all Alt Porn, it has a different layout then the standard porn site.  Tell me a little bit about it and the social bookmarking feel of a myspace/facebook layout you chose with it?

Joanna Angel:  I did not want BurningAngel to be the type of website that people need to hide from their wife or friends when they look at it- or even possibly be something you’re able to look at during work (depending on where you work). I modeled the colors and the layout to feel more like a magazine and less like a porn site so people feel more comfortable on there. A lot of our members are not your typical porn consumers and for many of them- this is the first porn site they have ever seen so we don’t want them to feel like this is just like all the other websites they look at- only with porn on it.

Mr. Blue:  Has there ever been a model that was too tattooed, too pierced, too on the fringe of sanity that even you looked at them and went…okay that’s taking it too far?

Joanna Angel:  If a girl is hot- no matter what kinda craziness she has going on is OK with me. Certain girls look really good with facial tattoos and certain ones don’t… and some girls know how to accentuate their sexuality with body modifications… whereas I have seen some girls just not carry it well. I would never turn down a girl for being too modified, but I have turned girls away who I just did not find sexy.

Mr. Blue:  Does it annoy you when people see the success of Burning Angel or Suicide Girls, and try to cash in on the Alt Porn without really understanding it?  If there are, feel free to bitch  here.

Joanna Angel:  Not really- those people usually just wind up making a fool out of themselves and fail shortly after they launch. I’m almost 30- I’m way too old to call people “poseurs”… I just worry about my own company and what ever happens around us doesn’t matter much to me. I simply have too much to do and don’t have enough time to worry about how punk or un-punk everyone else in the porn industry it.

Mr. Blue:  You’re stuck on Gilligan’s Island.  How long does it take you before you’ve fucked all the castaways?  I don’t just mean that incompetent Gilligan who couldn’t fuck anyone in the 3 years the show was on the air.  I mean you in a grass hut going deep in Ginger with a banana while Mary Ann is eating you.  (I know it’s an odd question, i
haven’t had my morning coffee yet).

Joanna Angel:  If I was stuck on an island I would probably want to take my time with everyone on the island. I would not want to fuck everyone in the first week I was there… then I would just get bored. I would probably spend like, a good 6 months with each one, and then move onto the next one. Then by the time I was through with everyone I would probably miss whoever I would fuck first by that time and I could start over again. I would be like, every one’s girlfriend… then every one’s ex-girlfriend…. it would be awesome. Then after I went through everyone twice, I would start having threesomes with whatever two people I thought would go well together, then get DPed by people… etc. I could make just a few people really last a while without getting boring!

Tarpy:  Speaking of threesomes, say the average couple is trying to introduce a threesome into their relationship; what are some threesome do’s and don’ts?

Joanna Angel:  If you are a guy- well… don’t bring up having a threesome.  You can possibly talk about other people having threesomes to plant the seed, you could maybe talk about a threesome you saw in a movie? But don’t ever say ” I really want to have a threesome” to your girlfriend. It might be unfair, but that’s just the way things are. No matter how awesome and confidant your girlfriend is and even if she in fact did want to have a threesome- if you bring it up first… there is a 99% chance she won’t be into it anymore and will start to feel like there is something wrong with her. I don’t know why, we are just crazy and that is just how we are. So that is a don’t. Um.. I would say also, if you are both into the idea- not to try so hard. The best threesomes that happen can happen naturally. If you go out with the intention of finding a third partner and no other intention that that- things could get a little awkward. Fuck. This is a little unfair- I am listing so many Dont’s and no Do’s!!! How about this- do let the girl pick the girl. Don’t worry- we will pick someone hot and awesome… just trust us… the guy will have fun no matter who it is so just let the girl pick who she wants to fuck… because you men want to fuck everything =)

Mr. Blue:  Nerdy white guy, no tattoos or piercings; what’s the chances of an ordinary guy ever picking you up at a club and having you for the night?

Joanna Angel:  My boyfriend has no tattoos or piercings! I am not superficial like that. I think tattoos are sexy but sometimes opposites do attract. I think the biggest turn on for me is ambition, and intelligence- and a sense of humor. I like it when people are motivated in whatever it is they are doing with their life, and when they can teach me something new. I am pretty damn funny so if you can make me laugh- there is a good chance of a nice reward!

Tarpy:  And if you took him home, what’s something most less experienced and less talented men overlook entirely or mostly that they shouldn’t?

Joanna Angel:  Um… it has been a really long time since I have been with an inexperienced guy so I don’t really remember! Sorry.

Mr. Blue:  Oddest sex you’ve ever had on film or off?

Joanna Angel:  I don’t really find any kind of sex odd but I had my boyfriend pee inside me once just to see how it felt. That was kind of odd. It was not on camera.

Mr. Blue:  Is there anything that you wouldn’t try?

Joanna Angel:  Something with someone underage, or with an animal, or with someone I am just not attracted to whatsoever.

Mr. Blue:  Do you like how all your ink came out or is there any tats you would have liked to have a redo on?

Joanna Angel:  My worst tattoo is definitely the woman’s symbol that looks nothing like a woman’s symbol on my left arm. I got it in a tattoo shop in Austin when I was really drunk. it was a terrible idea. Even as the guy was doing it- I remember telling him that he sucked and should really get a new profession. The lines are crooked, and the dimensions are completely incorrect for a woman’s symbol. I attached a photo of it.

Mr. Blue:  Is there anything that you wouldn’t try once?  That the mere idea of it just creeps you out?

Joanna Angel:  Hm. No not really. As long as i am doing it with someone I am attracted to I am basically willing to try anything. I am not willing to try anything with anyone- but I am willing to try anything… if that makes sense.

Tarpy:  Girl on Girl sex for amateurs, how should they start, and what are the best toys to add?

Joanna Angel:  The best advice to give two girls who never had sex with a girl  – is um.. to fuck! Obviously if you are fucking a girl you probably have had some kind of fantasies about fucking a girl so do what the horny person in you wants to do and just go with it. The easiest toys to use is any kind of vibrating toy but I honestly think the best girl on girl sex is when there are no toys involved. Sometimes they can take away the intimacy. I really like using toys when I am by myself more than I like using them with other people.

Mr. Blue:  Who do you hate?  Can be in porn, real life, just someone that you’d like to see get mauled by a pack of rabid dogs.

Joanna Angel:  Dane Cook. He is not funny and so many people think he is. Fuck that guy.

Mr. Blue:  Who do you love? (I’m going for the deadly sins with these questions)

Joanna Angel:  Uh, Brendon Small. He is very funny and makes awesome TV shows.

Tarpy:  Is it just me, or was Avatar a gorgeous sunday morning cartoon? I just don’t get it, did you?

Joanna Angel:  I didn’t see it- but I usually don’t like big budget Hollywood movies like that. I will see it when it goes on TV.

Mr. Blue:  What’s your idea of a perfect weekend?

Joanna Angel:  well it would start by me logging onto the admin of my website and seeing that we got 10 million sign ups for BurningAngel.com, and maybe like 10 million sign ups for the JoannaAngel bucks affiliate program. Then I would have a really good idea in the shower for a movie and I would sit down at my computer and a 100 page epic porn script would be completed in 30 minutes. While I am writing this epic script someone would be massaging my back and my feet simultaneously. Then I would go spend a few hours at the Hard Rock in Vegas… and play Roulette and win about 5 million dollars… and I would then go shopping at a store called Annie Cream cheese with that money and buy all the things I wanted to buy in there and couldn’t afford. Then I would go out to eat at Nobu and my favorite 10 people would be there with me. Then after we ate- we would magically be transported to my favorite party in NYC- called Trash, and we would drink and dance there all night… and then we would magically be transported back to our penthouse suite at the Hard Rock hotel and we would all have sex with each other for like 15 hours . The we would go down to the lobby of the hotel all messy with that post sex look- and find that a new Die Hard is playing in the Theatre down the street. Then I would be like… wait.. I had no idea that there was another Die Hard movie out?? I thought the one with Justin Long was the final one? And then someone at the concierge would be like, no- Bruce Willis knew how badly you wanted one more Die Hard movie to be made so he made one just for you- and only you and the people you are with can see it.

That sounds like a pretty perfect weekend- right? You want me to keep going? I could make this a perfect month if you want.

Mr. Blue:  Stupidest tattoo you’ve ever seen?

Joanna Angel:  I am attaching a picture or a really poorly done tramp stamp ish tattoo- only instead of a tramp stamp, it is a Jesus cross with wings, and the phrase- in this spelling underneath it “of corse im crazy but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong”.  It’s pretty hideous.

Tarpy:  Are penis tattoos cool?

Joanna Angel:  Personally I don’t like them so much. However one time I had sex with a guy with a pretty small penis, and it was tattooed and had like 6 piercings in it. I was impressed. It was like, he knew he had a small penis so he just tried to make the best of it, and I admired that.

Tarpy:  What makes you laugh, other than tattoo typos?

Joanna Angel:  Lots of things! Aziz Ansari always makes me laugh. He is one of my new favorite comedians. My mom also makes me laugh a lot- she is pretty funny.

Mr. Blue:  What are you plans for the future?  Do you have any projects you want to talk about?

Joanna Angel:  My future plans involve doing everything I am doing now- just on a bigger and better scale. I want to make more movies, more websites, and just make everything I have better than what it is now.

Tarpy:  Ever goto strip clubs as a customer?

Joanna Angel:  Not really as a customer, but I have gone with a bunch of friends to hang out. I guess I have totally been that person that every stripper hates at the club… someone there to just hang out with no intention of spending money at all. I do love strip clubs though- I think they are a lot of fun. Hopefully somewhere down the line I can open one up myself.

Mr. Blue:  If you were doing this interview, what question would you have asked yourself and you’re glad that I didn’t ask you?

Joanna Angel:  I would probably ask myself what I was going to eat for lunch today- because I’m not quite sure what I am in the mood for and it would have really helped.  I am glad you did not ask me what my parents thought of my profession. I am really sick of answering that question.

Tarpy:  You spoke at Yale recently, how was that?

Joanna Angel:  It was great! I enjoyed going back to college for a day. I like college kids, they make me happy, and it felt really cool to speak in front of a class.

Tarpy:  Tell us about Bartenders?

Joanna Angel:  Well- it’s a movie about hot chicks (myself, Kylee Kross, and Kleio) who work at a really sleazy bar (it’s called “Joanna’s Ugly”) and an evil health inspector named Mick Blue is threatening to shut it down. So then we have to figure out a way to stay awesome and sleazy and keep the bar open- which is an incredibly difficult task. It’s a fun movie with lots of good hot sex in it and a bunch of silly jokes. I look forward to seeing what it looks like once it is edited.

Tarpy:  What best defines Kleio?

Joanna Angel:  Her personality I think. She is dirty and hot- but she is just about the sweetest girl in the entire world. There are lots of hot chicks in the world who take it in the ass- but none of them have the awesome personality that Kleio does!

Tarpy:  Haven’t you run contests before to find new girls to love? It must be a headspin to have alt girls from all over the nation competing for your affection, ever thought of doing a dancing with the stars style review panel with James Deen and Kleio? They could be judged on their individual technique, creativity, acting, acrobatics, aggression and octagon control, or am I just way off?

Joanna Angel:  Yeah that sounds like a big headache. but yes- it is tough. I do love all the girls and I wish the company was big enough to make movies about all of them – and have websites for all of them etc. but unfortunately, that is just not the case. There is only so much love to give!

Mr. Blue’s Commentary on the interview…

You thought I’d shut up right?  Every interview you come away with an impression of the person you just got done grilling.  Joanna Angel really impressed me, smart girl, cute, sexy and wordy!  What’s the one shining moment for me, she hates Dane Cook and that was an awesome answer to the Gilligan’s Island question.

btw, we’re not done with Joanna Angel, far from it, check out her phone interview coming in a few days.

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There’s lots of women to chose from, but it’s almost always easy to pick that one model that really stands out from the rest.  April we have Aaliyah Love, she’s been posted about quite a bit here, because…well….I have a thing for her.  I’ve said it before but Aaliyah Love is feel good porn.  I’m pretty sure it’s the type of porn that if your significant other walked in on you checking it out….she might just go, “Oh she’s cute” and you wouldn’t have that argument you had when you were caught watching three oiled up German Midgets re-enacting an odd Oompa Loompa scene with Big Willy Wonka (trust me…that’s not an argument you want to have).

Aaliyah Love is the type of pornstar you could take home to meet the folks.  I’ve had that occasional thought of bringing home a pornstar for Thanksgiving Dinner.  I’m pretty sure that 99% of most pornstars would cause one of those epic type scenes at a big family Thanksgiving Dinner…Aaliyah Love, you could pull that sort of thing off.  So, umm, if you want to come to Thanksgiving Dinner Aaliyah, what?  I’m just saying.

Okay, onto the porn, and there’s going to be a lot of it, so, just sit back, unzip, and enjoy the April Babe of the Month:

Hands down, best smile in the business.  With her smile fully going, you just kind of smile with her…granted, your smile will look seedy and wrong, but hey, you’re still smiling.

She….certainly has fun getting naked…

I once did a post about Aaliyah Love and outdoor fucking.  This just reminds me that outdoor fucking with her would be pretty damn fun.  I’d have to admit that if I ever did some outdoor fucking with Aaliyah Love and anyone saw us they’d be like….whoa, she’s hot, why the hell is she outdoor fucking with him?

The above photos come from my favorite Aaliyah Love set.  The photographer was better or maybe the equipment was better, but the photos are just perfect and Aaliyah Love just drove me wild with this set.

I know, the last set is a Christmas inspired set, and I know it’s April.  This is just me sending out a reminder to Tarpy what I want for a Christmas Bonus.  That’s right, I want Aaliyah Love as my Christmas Bonus…wait….you think that’s possible?  See, now I think it might just be possible, so, yeah I’m half joking and not expecting it, but….we’ll see.

• Aaliyah Love’s Personal Website
• Aaliyah Love On Pichunter.com

Yeah no, lol, trust Mariah, we only noticed you in those photos.  Now, here’s some screen caps of the video, just click on any of them to download the whole super hot video.

Visiting our site….that’s right…all the pornstars surf us…at least that’s what I like to think, lol.

What perfect cleavage.  I think I might have to runaway and marry that cleavage some day.  Wait, okay that doesn’t make sense, but I’m pretty sure you know what I mean.

She fills that shirt soooo nicely!

She got it coming.  She got it going.

Do you now know why we (as in me) loves Mariah Milano?

Need I say more?

• Mariah Milanos’ Personal Website
• Mariah Milano On Pichunter.com

I’ve always held that some of the best porn out there is when the model flashes a genuine smile.  Now let’s take a look at this tight bodied Twistys Treat of the Month of March:

Yeah she’s thin but she can make me a convert…

There’s the first of many smiles.

I do take a little issue with the fact she’s off center of the picture, but then I realize I’m just happy she’s naked.

You know how people repeatedly use certain terms for porn descriptions?  Tight Bodied gets used a lot, but in this case, that’s exactly what she has…a toned tight body.

I call DIBS, wait, does that work?  If it does, I got dibs, I called it first.

I never been with a super thin woman before.  I wonder if there’s some rules you have to follow?

Dibs still carries over to new pic sets.

Damn, she’s cracking a smile….wait….hehe, nvm.

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Mariah Milano is a Latin beauty, 34DD-24-34, and she doesn’t know it yet, but she definitely wants me.  I was going to talk a lot and blah blah blah but let’s just get right to the pictures:

Mmmmmm, the Pichunter name never looked so good.  Btw, I’ve done a gallery with all the pictures she sent us, a nice 54 picture gallery awaits you, so just click the pic and you’ll see all of them.

She really knows how to stretch a tee in all the right kinds of ways.

Yes we doooo love free porn.  The Sultan of Nudiestan is happy at the moment.  The Mini-Sultan of Nudiestan is also pleased.

I’m pretty sure this is the picture of the day.  What an amazing body she has.

She just makes me lose the ability to communicate!

DAMN!  Coming and Going she’s got all kinds of hot.  Okay, now click the pics to see the gallery of all her Pichunter Pics and then make sure to join her website.   This should have made you a diehard Mariah Milano fan!

• Mariah Milanos’ Personal Website
• Mariah Milano On Pichunter.com

If you’re a fan of Reality Kings then you know this buxom redhead with a vibrant smile and a willingness to do almost anything.  Innocent, yet mischievous, Sierra Skye has made quite an impression on yours truly.

So sit back and please welcome Sierra Skye:

Q: Some pornstars are made and others are born.  Your an all natural 38DD and I was wondering even before getting into porn, did you know the power your breasts had over mere mortal men?

Sierra Skye: First off, I recently got measured and they’re not 38dd anymore, they’re 36F! Crazy, huh? Secondly, of course I knew the power I had. I get in moods where some days I like my crazy big tits and then other days, I hate them. I like them because the attention can be fun and they can get me out of trouble with speeding tickets and what not. They suck too though because they’re heavy, painful, awkward, and the worst part, it’s SO hard to go clothes shopping and lingerie shopping. Do you know how hard it is to find a cute bra and panty set for 36F tits?? It’s damn near impossible, let alone expensive. I sometimes consider them a curse

Q: When did your breasts start to blossom and was it difficult the attention they got you?
Sierra Skye: I was YOUNG. I was in the 5th grade when they started to grow. Everyone thought I was a freak because I had my growing spurt early. I was one of the tallest girls in my school, I was growing weird bumps on my chest and that was the year I got my period for the first time. Let’s just say 5th grade was a rough year. I hated life at that point.

Q: What made you get into porn?

Sierra Skye: Sex. I love, love, love to fuck. My sex drive is out of control and having natural big tits is pretty rare in the industry so it’s worked for me. I’ve also always liked to be watched ( I started out as a webcam girl) so I’ve pretty much have always been a freak. You tell me when, and I’m down to fuck anywhere

Q: You come off as a quiet type person, maybe even a little innocent, yet you do porn.  Are you a wild child at heart though?

Sierra Skye: The one thing I love about me is my innocent look. I can go out in public and do normal things and NO ONE would guess that I do porn. Every time I tell someone new that I do porn, I always get the same reaction. The “YOU? Really??” is the usual response. I might look innocent and don’t come across aggressive, but I really am a freak. It’s also the redhead in me too. I can be a mean bitch but for the most part I’m really chill and laid back.
Growing up though, I gave my parents a hard time. I didn’t have a good home life so I fought to get my way and I moved out young. I was really promiscuous but I never did drugs or got out of control that way. I was just always juggling guys and having my way with them

Q:  You have your own personal website, how is it different running that than just working for another company like Reality Kings?

Sierra Skye: Shooting for a company is just a day of work. I show up, do my thing and then go home. With my site I’m starting from ground zero with my business partner and webmaster. I’m learning everything dealing with the business side while setting up my own shoots. I’m in control which is awesome because I get to do what I want to do, wear what I want to wear, etc. I’m also not a big fan of the typical porn look so I get to show myself the way I want to; natural and real

Q:  Do you ever use sex just to get what you want?  Scenario, you’re getting cable installed, the guy will give you free premium channels for life, do you fuck him?

Sierra Skye: Unfortunately with as much as I like sex, I’ve never been in a situation like that. I wish I had! Maybe I should make it happen?? I’ve offered bjs and pussy to my bf to get what I want. Like, help me clean and I’ll blow you! It usually works ;–)

Q: How active are you on the net with things like Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, and do you think pornstars should be actively promoting themselves using these types of sites?

Sierra Skye: I’m on twitter ALL the time. I’m so addicted. My original twitter got fucked up because twitter is dealing with an issue so I recently had to make a new account. It sucked because I spend so much time on it and I had 8,000 followers and now I have to start all over. I should be getting my old account back, I just don’t know when, so follow my new one @misssierraskye !!
As for promoting, I think it’s extremely important to do so. it’s helped me so much and I’ve grown really close with a lot of my fans. I love getting to know them and talking to them on a daily basis. It’s not for everyone I suppose because it can get hectic but if girls aren’t going to take the time to do so, it will affect them. The fans want that interaction and to know that they are appreciated. They are afterall the consumers and now not many of them are actually paying for porn so being appreciative is extremely important. It’s a business just like anything else. I take it further then that because I like getting to know the fans on a personal level, but that’s just me.

Q:  You started right out of the gate doing girl/boy scenes.  Why was it the right choice for you and why do so many other pornstars start off solo or girl/girl scenes?
Sierra Skye: A lot of girls start out doing g/g bc of boyfriends. Most boyfriends will be ok with their girl doing porn but not with any other guys and I guess that’s understandable. I on the other hand, do what I want. I do have a boyfriend and we talked about it before I decided to do it. I asked him his opinion because I care what he thinks, but I was thinking about doing porn way before I was with him. I actually got the balls to do it because of him tho. We’ve had fun inviting other people in the bedroom with us so he’s never had a problem sharing me. He knows I love him and what I do is work so there’s no need to be jealous. It takes a strong relationship to survive this business and even though we have our moments, we seem to be doing alright

There’s also probably girls that are testing the waters of porn and don’t know if they’re going to like it so they start off slow. It really is a good idea to start off that way because if you do well, then you’re in high demand for your first b/g and you can stretch your time and money longer in the business but it doesn’t work for everyone. I just decided to jump right in!

Q:  Have you ever been recognized in the “real world” as a pornstar and what were the reactions you got?

Sierra Skye: The closest I’ve had to that was ‘you look really familiar’. I’ve never had anyone come up to me and go ‘omg are you sierra skye?’ I’m still waiting for that one

Q: Do you have a lot of friends outside the industry and how do they feel about what you do?
Sierra Skye: I USED to have a lot of friends outside of the industry but not anymore. You asked earlier about my innocent look and my quiet manner and that’s how I usually act. To all of my friends, they never knew the freak in me. I kept that in the bedroom for the most part. They knew I wasn’t too shy to flash my tits or makeout with someone random but they NEVER thought I would do porn. It was a huge shock when they found out and the rumors flew and everyone stopped talking to me. It was horrible and I was extremely depressed about it because I thought everyone was a true friend but I found out that none of them were. No one even called me up to see WHY I was doing what I was doing. They all just talked shit and called me a whore. I know I’m a good person and have good intentions but it really sucks that I had to lose friends over it all.

Q: Have to ask some sex questions now   Have you learned anything about sex that you didn’t already know once you became a pornstar?

Sierra Skye: I always thought my bj skills were awesome before porn, but apparently they’ve gotten a lot better. My bf reminds me all the time of how much better I’ve gotten.  I also seem to fuck more like a porn star now. I scream a lot more and I don’t even realize it. I guess  I’ve just gotten even more comfortable with myself and fucking.

Q: Favorite Position?

Sierra Skye: Used to be doggie, but anything that makes me cum. I like them all depending on my mood.

Q: Dick Size, what’s your preference?  Is there situations where large is just too large?
Sierra Skye: I really don’t like huge dicks. I always wind up sore after sex and most guys think they can just jam it in and fuck like the energizer bunny. I have a tight pussy and sometimes when I finger myself with 2 fingers, it hurts, so a 10in cock CANNOT be jammed in there. I want to be able to be fucked deep and have it be enjoyable. Now, if the guy has a huge cock and knows how to fuck me right, then I’ll be good to go!

Q: Where’s the wildest place you had sex?
Sierra Skye: Church parking lot on the hood of my exes civic, at night, in the middle of a thunderstorm. Hottest sex ever, and yea I know I’m going to hell.

Q: Do you have a boyfriend and if no, can I be your boyfriend?  Wait, is that creepy weird?  Okay maybe.
Sierra Skye: Yes I do have a boyfriend. We’ve been together for a year and a half. He likes to share and sometimes would like some time off, so you can be a fill-in. I think that’s a good position. He doesn’t last long so he can tap out and you can jump in and finish me off!

Q:  Is it hard to be in a relationship when you’re a pornstar and have sex with other people for a living?

Sierra Skye: Nope. It does get stressful when I have time off when he’s working and he’s off when I’m working. Sometimes we can’t even sit down and have dinner together. We have good communication and he knows everything I do. We don’t have secrets and we’re on the same page. I find it really healthy for us to be as open as we are.

All in all, I’m happy to be doing something I enjoy. This won’t be forever so I’m just enjoying it while it lasts.

Q: You’re not what I would call an A-typical pornstar.  You’re not blonde, you haven’t had plastic surgery, and did I mention you’re not blonde with fake boobs?  Do you think the industry pushes for a cookie cutter style look?
Sierra Skye: I do and it’s hard to get a name for yourself when you’re not what everyone wants you to be. I like being different. I like to stand out. I don’t want to be bleach blond and be fake. Nothing about me is fake! I’m as real as you can get and I take pride in that. Why would I want to look like everyone else? That’s so lame and so boring! If that’s someone’s cup of tea then cool, but I don’t see what’s so wrong with redheads and REAL tits.

Q:  Best music to fuck to?

Sierra Skye: Depends on my mood. I loveeeee to fuck to NIN “Closer”!! Mmm, so hot! But for the most part, anything that has a nice hard beat

Q:  A man comes up to you and….(fill in the blank, what would impress you most, and make you want to go home with him).
Sierra Skye: I don’t like questions like this because it varies on the type of guy, the place, my mood, etc. Some nights (when I was single) I would just be happy being out with the girls and I didn’t want to be bothered.

I hate the typical which is ‘you have huge tits’ or anything being said about my tits. C’mon guys, have some fucking class. Someone that’s intelligent and has their life together is going to impress me. He HAS to have manners (open doors, is polite, etc) and treat me with respect. If I don’t fuck you the first night, it shouldn’t be a big deal. If I like you, I will fuck you eventually and it WILL be amazing, so I think being patient is totally worth it. Whatever happened to actual dating? Stir up an interesting convo with me, maybe even a fun debate of some sort, and you have my attention.

Q: I’m out of questions…so maybe we should revisit that whole…you being my girlfriend thing.  What?  It’s still kind of creepy isn’t it?  Yeah, I’m totally feeling like a perv at the moment…so this isn’t a question, but a thank you for playing 20 questions with Mr. Blue

Sierra Skye: You can be my 2nd boyfriend anytime! I’m naked and waiting for you…..?

• Sierra Skye’s Personal Website
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• Sierra Skye on Pichunter.com

However, I think we should lobby for porn on those not so popular holidays.  I think someone would be easy, like, national secretary day.  I mean, come on, there’s tons of secretary porn already, this one wouldn’t be a biggie.  What about St. Patrick’s day though?  Pornstar screwing a dwarf dressed up as a leprechaun?  I think that’s possible, but what about….Ground Hog’s Day?  Wait, I think there’s laws against what I was thinking there.

Anyway, for all you saps that bought into this commercialized holiday and you don’t have a strong enough pimp hand to say, “Bitch, bake me a pie, happy v-day and I mean venereal disease day!”  I was thinking of the theme song from Shaft while writing that.

Anyway, Valentine’s Day Porn for all you perverts.

Lexi Belle to start:

Fuck, what are those panties called?  I think they’re like some french cut frilly thing, but damn her ass looks great in them.

That’s a good looking piece of pussy right there.  Is eating her considered a v-day gift?

When did she get such a fine ass?  I don’t remember Lexi Belle having that fine of an ass but yeah it is.  Wait, would spanking her ass count as a Valentine’s day gift?

Is it just me or do she kind of look like the older sister from The Wonder Years…Yeah she kind of does and I always had a hardon for her.

Okay more V-Day Porn because I know if you’re reading this, you’re probably not getting any tonight or your getting it and the woman looks like a wildebeast.

A little Alexis Texas in da house.  Yeah she’s got this amazing ass so of course I show her front to start…it’s called a build up, deal with it.

Damn!  Would it be wrong if I wanted her to stand like that next to my recliner and just like…put a drink on that ass shelf she’s got?

I’m starting to get into this Valentine’s Day porn thing.  Especially if I get to see shots like that.

I know.  I don’t need to say anything…but we share that same mental thought that only twins share.  Yes, we know what we’re both thinking.  I’m thinking it.  You’re thinking.  There’s no need for words.

Finally a little Tori Black.  Tori is almost like a girlfriend experience.  That’s right, the really hot girlfriend that you wished you had in high school.

Hellllloooo Tori.  So many different versions of hot posted in this threat.

lol, okay so she’s making a silly face.   If I were forced to touch my dick in front of a camera you’d see nothing but sheer terror.  At least she’s having fun with it.

Once again…I need not say a word.

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Name: Carmella Bing
Height: 5′ 10″
Weight: 134 lbs
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brunette
Birthdate: October 21, 1981
Birthplace: Salem, Oregon
Measurements: 38F-26-34

Now you got the vitals and if I put her measurements first you would have been like, “WTF, stop typing, show pictures” and yeah that’s why I saved that stat for last.

What do I love about Carmella Bing?  I’m a fan of pornstars that have a uniqueness about them.  You see Carmella Bing and its not like you can go, “She kind of looks like….”  No, that’s not happening here, she’s not blonde, she’s not the pornstar size, she’s Amazonian in stature, and yes, she has amazing breasts.

I’m going to bring a little of everything here so you get the complete Carmella Bing experience.  Starting with shots from her website and then other sites.

To start, when you talk about Carmella, you need to focus on….the boobs.  It’s not like you can ignore them:

Even in clothing you can’t ignore them….especially when it happens to be a wet t-shirt

Holy….mother of….I’m pretty sure there’s been Japanese monster movies based on her boobs attacking Tokyo

There was this Russian Scientist named Pavlov and he did these experiments with dogs.  He’d ring a bell whenever there dinner was served, then one day the sick fuck just rang the bell with no food there, and the dogs were salivating even without food present.  Right now I’m that dog that just sees a set of tits, my mouth is watering and my hands are in a cupped shape for some reason.

You see all the white but I know you’re eyes are 1 place, lol.

Every busty woman should be forced to do this pose at least once.  Wait, no, they she be forced to walk around like this, hmm, okay, that might be asking too much but damn it looks good!

lol, gotta admit she’s kind of looking like….okay, I’ll show you the breasts because that’s what you want to see.  For those camel toe lovers though, it’s also a good shot.

Boobs, latex, corset, yeah, that’s right…the perfect combo…

What do you say to something like that?  I don’t think there is anything to say, but the small waist, cinched in, big boobs, god, perfect.

Oh and she peels it off…it’s like unleashing perfection.

Now, a side comment…How does Carmella Bing go to the beach?  In regular clothing she looks x-rated in a bikini I’d just like walk up to her laying down and jack off over her…and it would be like totally legal because she’s just that hot.

No really, she can’t go to the beach…unless she wants to get my special brand of sun tan lotion.

Okay, so…at this point I’m going to turn the focus away from her breasts and address another something about her.  I know, right now you’re like, “Mr. Blue don’t go away from the breasts!” but I must.

Here’s the thing, Carmella Bing aint’ a small woman.  She’s not chubby, she’s not a bbw, she’s just like womanly sized.  Now a lot of you guys are fucking pussies.  It’s like a woman got a little more to love and you’re ready to send her onto the biggest loser.  Me, I like them with a little extra, a little something something, and that’s why Carmella Bing is one of my favorite models.  Now, to illustrate this I’m going to her most recent Brazzer sets…

She’s a little fuller figured here, but I wanna pound her pussy more than ever!

Just picture your hands running all over her and how many different squeeze points there are.  Come on, there’s curves there that the average man should dream about.

And that’s right, you still want to see her covered with cum with her busty friends.

Cum Covered you say?  Yes, I say cum covered because when a model has those tits and that many curves, you want to just cum all over her.  Pretty much where ever you cum lands, it’s all good.  So, let’s get a little Carmella Bing Cum Shot Crazy…

Where do you cum on Carmella Bing?  I think the obvious choice would be the tits, and it’s a good solid choice, don’t get me wrong, personally though I’d be aiming for the face.  Here’s my thinking, you cum on the face, it’s going to drip down on the tits anyway, so you’re getting the most cum covered scene.  As in the picture above.

See, he nailed it on the chin and let the sliding happen…for the most cum covering.

Dude definitely cums more than me, but I think even my load would get some good coverage and rolling on all her curves.

And on the tits, still a great choice as well.

Okay, so it’s 3 am in the morning and I need sleep, but I can hear the chant of moarrrrrr….so, let’s just see what Pichunter.com has to offer

Now if you want to see a lot more galleries featuring Carmella Bing, just check the Pichunter Link Below.

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On that note…I’m posting cheerleaders today.  You have to love cheerleaders.  In High School I played football and not because I loved the game, but because I wanted to fuck cheerleaders.  That’s right, I’d be sweating my ass off in the heat of August training just to be a substandard 3rd string player just so I could get some Cheerleader pussy.

Give me an H, give me an O, give me a ho ho ho:

That’s right, Brynn Tyler…one of my favorite perpetual teen pornstars.  What I mean by that, she’s like 21 now I think, she’s still doing teen sites.  The next picture by far has to be what she’s most recognized for…

If you read the blowjob article I wrote…this is what I mean by looking up.  Don’t know why this is hot, usually I don’t give a shit if a woman looks me in the eyes, but during a blowjob that’s the shit, that’s what you want, and Brynn does it better than most pornstars.

Okay, so she always does the, “omg your dick is so big” face.  I think she’d even do it with my average sized dick…who cares, it’s a good look.

Now I’m pulling some cheerleader shots off of the Pichunter.com cheerleader section.  I don’t often do this but hey, we have a cheerleader section, might as well use it!

I’m totally going with my favorite models here and not necessarily the ultimate pictures, but Hayley Marie Coppin is a british model, usually does a lot of pantyhose and stocking type stuff….well, here she is as a cheerleader.

You know what’s odd about Hayley Marie?  It almost doesn’t seem dirty when she’s getting naked.  I don’t know why…but it’s almost not like porn.

I think its because she’s really smiling, it’s not faked, and she’s super comfortable with being naked.  I’m telling you, its not like it’s porn.

Even though….this shot does give me some ideas…

Not enough Cheerleaders, I just feel like we need more, so here’s a quickie with Andi Pink.

She doesn’t seem very enthusiastic…

Oddly enough though my dick feels VERY enthusiastic.

Now there’s an invitation if I ever did see one.

****Random Side Thoughts****

Have you ever seen a really ugly cheerleader?  I mean fuck ugly, how the hell did she become a cheerleader, I want to root for the other team because of that ugly ass cheerleader?  I have to admit, that there was this really ugly cheerleader in the high school that I went to, however, she was a real slut.  So, the slut factor, ended up making her more popular than some of the hot ones that wouldn’t put out.  Moral of the story?  If you’re not hot, be a slut.  (This rule doesn’t apply for men…no matter how hard you try, you aint getting any…so Moral for men in this situation…If you’re not hot, be rich.)

****End of Random Side Thought****

Another Cheerleader from Only Tease, one of my favorite sites btw, mainly does the softcore stockings, lingerie, and costumes.

Dogs?  I wonder if I can join up with this team…they have some really hot Cheerleaders

Shiny pantyhooosee….I know some stocking dude probably knows the name and maker of them, but I’ll just call them shinnny (this could be a reference to what short lived sci-fi tv series?)

Okay last picture set because I know I won’t find better after this one…Alison Angel and Lia 19

This isn’t really that cheerleader-like, but someone put it in the cheerleader category and fuck hot is hot…

Okay, so this picture inspires this thought:  I’m laying on the bed and Alison Angel totally wants to sex me up.  She straddles me but doesn’t get riding me right away, instead she just kind of shakes her head and whips me with her hair…yeah a Hair Whipping….wait…why are you all looking at me odd?  Oh fuck you guys…that’s a legit fantasy…fuckers.

Imagine walking into the room and seeing both of them?  Okay, I need to stop…need to make nachos for the game.  I’ve decided to pick the Saints just because the Colts dashed the hopes and dreams of every Jets fan.  I hope Joe Namath haunts you Peyton Manning, I hope he haunts you good!  (well, once he dies, and comes back as a ghost).

• More Cheerleaders At Pichunter.com

Last week I’ve kind of been perving on asses a little more than usual…yes, breasts have taken a backseat to asses this week.  What better way to finish off my ass worship week than doing an epic post about Alexis Texas?  She’s a pretty blonde, got nice firm breasts, but then you go south and she’s got that ghetto booty.  Strap in and get ready…

Starting off with Twistys and a softcore set.  I know, she usually does hardcore, but I thought we should exam the ass perfection all on it’s own first…

Wait, where’s the ass?  I have to show you the front, come on, you know women want you to look into their eyes before you start looking everywhere else:

You know, she’d be hot even without the ghetto booty, but that ass….I’m pretty sure there’s tribes in South America that would give that ass god status and build a temple to it.

No really, I’m pretty sure the Mayans would have made their 2012 end of the world calendar and tossed it out of the window because they’d be praying to Alexis Texas’ ass instead.  Unless….her ass is going to bring about the destruction of the world….egad.

I could see it now…2012 and someone finds this post, hmm, maybe a Russian that has access to nukes.  He’s whacking off, jizzes all over the red button, and while trying to clean it off sets off a nuclear war.  Omg, Alexis Texas is going to destroy the Earth with her ass.

No, no, just joking, maybe.  Now, let’s get back to the epic post.  I wonder how many pictures make up an epic post?  10?  20?  100?  1000?

A few quick more hits from Twistys.  They’re making a move towards hardcore so they do have some nice hardcore featuring Alexis:

I’m pretty sure the picture above is the pic of the post.  That one that will top all others.  Just if I were doing the fucking, well, besides having a smaller dick, my hands would never leave that ass.  I’d be grabbing onto that ass and not letting going.

I like mixing soft and hardcore galleries together.  Honestly, some guys just need the girl naked and doesn’t need to see them fucked.  For me it’s a 50/50, sometimes I like just softcore, sometimes hard….really depends on the mood.

She’s got a great looking Y.  I’ve talked about this before and I’m not explaining it again.  Just look at that picture, play a game, and find the Y.

Just a few more sets from Twistys.  She was one of their Treats, so, they did quite a few sets with her.  The next one though they really got the point…Her ass, shoot more of her ass…

She’s actually got really nice looking boobs.  All natural, slightly puffy nipples, mmm, just really a great looking woman all around…Buttt…

Gotta love when a woman spreads like that.

Now that’s an invitation to fun.  I don’t know how photographers do their job because I’d be like, okay, turn around, and….and then my dick would be out before I took one picture and I’d be begging for sex.

What more can be said about that photo other than…OMG….no seriously….OMG.

Now moving to Brazzers and her hardcore scenes with them.  Yes, there’s a lot to be shown with Alexis Texas.  This first one comes from a site called BigTitsInSports.com and you have to love Brazzers, they think all their models are busty, and yes 99% of them are, but Alexis Texas isn’t…so this would suit more like BigAssesInSports but hey, who am I to complain.

Okay so the scene above is a little silly, a Kung Fu Alexis Texas getting fucked.  Hey, I’m not complaining as long as I see her get fucked.

Alright, next set I’m completely perving on how her hair looks…I know, it’s odd, but she’s got this retro thing going on…

Right now the above set is probably going to be my favorite set of this post.  Yes, that’s right, once I’m done writing I’m going back and viewing that one again.

Whoever shot this next scene completely gets it.  You have a great model and her best feature, umm, is her ass….so guess what, he focuses on her ass…bravo:

See, those above pics are exactly what I mean.  They get it, her ass is her best feature, use it, worshiiipp it.

Okay I’m going into the lightning round of Alexis Texas Pictures….so….no more discriptions just sweet amounts of porn….

I know I wasn’t going to say anything and just present porn after that point, but see this is what I mean.  She put her ass in my face I’d start squeezing it like this dude.  2 points for him!

Ahhh and I was going to let it end here, but then this little voice in my head said:

Ookay….so why don’t I just bring in some of the galleries that were submitted to Pichunter.com to make this thread even more epic, even MOAR Epic I mean….

I wonder if I’m going to bust wordpress if I do much more, umm, moar, umm….

…and now the perfect picture to end it on…

mmmm, and now I say that this post is Epic.  If you want to see even more of Alexis Texas and yes there’s a lot more…check the link below:

• More Alexis Texas At Pichunter.com

Dorothy Green?  I never heard of her before and Twistys will most likely make her popular by featuring her as a treat.  Now taking one look at her, she might have one of the most perfect bodies you’ll see.  She’s very slender, but has nice full breasts, and a spankable ass.  If I were to say anything negative about her?  She kind of has that, “Fuck me if you must” look…like she might not enjoy sex as much as others, but fuck, who cares about her enjoyment as long as she lets you dick her.

Yeah I’m right, she does have that “Fuck me if you must” look about her.  Damn she’s hot though.

I would spend a lot of time fondling those breasts and biting on those titties.

They should make it a requirement that every pornstar has to do this pose of leaning forward.  I’ll tell you that I was dating this one girl, she would send me these videos, and she almost always did that lean forward and let the breasts hang thing.  One of the best positions in porn…they should do it more often.

Gotta admit that’s just perfection…the way her breasts look from the side….mmmm

Fuck me if you must…..and I must….I must.

• More Twistys Treats
• More Twistys On Pichunter

I’ll be using some of my favorite sponsors for this, so, Brazzers, and prepare for a lot of pics.

Lets start off with her most recent scene shot for Baby Got Boobs.  I think she’s starting to get more of a pornstar look to her now.  I remember her pre-boob job and when she was really dirty and hardcore, but she’s certainly changed and for the better.

And normally this would be enough for a regular post, but no…this is an epic post, let us continue with more.  This is a scene she did for Day with a Pornstar.  Now, this scene has her in a bikini and damn I’ll never get too old to enjoy a blonde in a bikini…

Don’t try this at home!  I think they should put that type of warning on some of these sex scenes.  I mean this really looks cool fucking on the rocks, but in reality it probably totally sucked and you’re worried about getting a rock up your ass with one wrong move.  Please save love on the rocks for professionals.

Shawna Lenee goes back to school for our next set of pics.  Yeah she’s doing a shoot for Big Tits At School.  Granted, if I knew where this school was located I’d go back and retake high school all over again:

Yeah that’s her, “I’m getting fucked hard” face.

The next offering is Shawna Lenee, in a kitchen, getting fucked by a stranger…which is a completely plausible scenario…

Out comes the, “i’m getting fucked hard” face again, lol, yeah I know…but really you get used to her making that face whenever she’s getting plowed.

I won’t write much about this next one other than….NAKED TWISTER ANYONE?

Been years since I played naked twister, shoot, I think I need to do that this weekend, even if I’ll be alone and it would kind of be weird, umm, okay maybe not.

Oh oh, next scene is super hot, she’s in a threesome with Kagney Lynn Karter.  Trust me you’ll stand at attention but first….a comment on….

What’s with the dude in the white suit?  I don’t know, personally he’s creeping me out, thank god the nakedness of these women will help.

Was this a Christmas set and I didn’t say ho ho ho yet?  Okay I’ll save you from that obvious one.

Now for a race inspired theme, Shawna doing a threesome in a convertible…

Now I’m running out of steam to type any more new stuff.  So, instead I’m just going to go picture posting crazy….no descriptions for the rest but you can click on them for more pictures.

I’m in the home stretch of posting every single pic set that Brazzer has on Shawna Lenee, if you haven’t found a favorite, you’re running out of choices:

Wow, that woman next to her would be hot, if she wasn’t kneeling next to Shawna Lenee.  What I mean to say is that she looks like giant big compared to Shawna.

Okay now that’s hot, she kind of has that milfy, experienced woman look, and you know she’s going to be sucking on Shawna’s tits before too long.

Like a moth to a flame, people just gotta lick Shawna’s Tits.  Okay I’ve run out of steam.  I gotta work my way up to longer epic posts.  I think I pulled a groin muscle on this one.

• More Shawna Lenee At Pichunter

Here’s 10 question with Nikki Benz:

Q:  I’ve always wanted to ask this question of a pornstar but what was the exact moment where you thought, “Getting fucked for money, hmm, sounds like a good idea!”?  I mean it’s not the a-typical job choice.

Nikki Benz: It seemed like a typical job for me.  I was a house dancer in Toronto, Canada and I knew becoming a porn star is what I wanted.  I was already in the sex industry, so why not take it a step further and truly make a career out of it.

Q:  Your first sex scene was with Gina Lynn, a lesbian scene, in Strap on Sally 20. It seems like on the scale of porn it runs: Nudity, Lesbian scene, boy/girl, group, and then some weird crap we don’t even want to talk about.  Why is it that most female pornstars pop their porn cherry in a lesbian scene?  Girl/Girl scenes just seem less like porn?  More acceptable?

Nikki Benz: It’s a lot easier to start off doing girl/girl scenes, perhaps that’s why a lot of porn stars go that route to begin with.  It also helps prolong your adult career.

Q:  You’re friends with Gina Lynn, is it every awkward doing a sex scene with a friend or does it make it more comfortable and relaxed?

Nikki Benz: I am friends with Gina Lynn, and no it’s not awkward doing scenes with her even though she’s my friend.  Her and I have great chemistry and we have a lot of fun working together.  She was my first scene ever in the industry as well.

Q:   Hypothetical, you’re at a family reunion, how many family members know what you do and what do they think of it?  Also do you keep your profession hidden from any family members in fear of their reaction?

Nikki Benz:  My family and I have yet to discuss or talk about my career.  They live in Toronto, Canada and I live in L.A.  I don’t get to see them at family reunions that often, but when I do visit we don’t talk about work.
Q:  I know some pornstars also escort, have you ever thought of being a high priced escort and what do you think of pornstars that do escort on the side?

Nikki Benz:  More power to them.  Who am I to judge?

Q:  You’re making a move into the mainstream and had a rather funny appearance on Fox Sports Cubed.  Was that fun to do and are you trying to move more into the mainstream entertainment field?

Nikki Benz:  I’ve had many appearances on “Cubed” on Fox Sports.  In fact I’m a recurring character.  It’s a blast being on there!  The cast is great and we have a lot of laughs when the camera is not rolling.  I’ve done mainstream through out my adult movie career and if an opportunity presents itself I’ll take it, even if it is mainstream.  As long as I’m having fun, whether it’s adult or mainstream, I’ll keep doing it.

Q: I know you’re a feature dancer as well as a pornstar. Do you have any upcoming shows?

Nikki Benz: I feature dance constantly.  I love it!  My next feature dancing engagement is in Pompano Beach, Florida from Feb. 3 to 6.  It’s during Superbowl weekend, so it’s gonna be madness!

Q:  Twitter, youtube, and all the social bookmarking sites. You seem to be on them all, how important is it for a pornstar to utilize these sites in promoting themselves?

Nikki Benz:  I’m big on self promotion and social networks like Twitter, Myspace and Youtube come in very handy to me.  It’s important for pornstars to utilize these site to promote themselves because that’s the new way to stay in touch with your fans and keep them up to date with your engagements.  You’re also in control 100% of what you put on those social networks, and it’s a great way to make new fans.

Q:  I’m trolling youtube for Nikki Benz related videos when I land on this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2t3l04XlcfU where someone from Bishop Allen High School quizzes you.  How often do you meet up with people that you knew before you were famous and are they surprised at what you do?

Nikki Benz: Since I grew up in Toronto, Canada and now I live in L.A. I don’t meet the people that I knew before I became famous that often.  I visit Toronto about once a year and only then will I run into them.  They all support it and love it!

Q: One more, what’s the deal with you driving and filming yourself?  Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love the videos on youtube, you look hot as hell, but that’s just not safe driving!  One more…have you ever gotten a speeding ticket and I’ll be really disappointed if you didn’t get out of it by flashing some cleavage.

Nikki Benz:  Yes, it’s not safe to drive and film yourself like I have done so on youtube, but I did it.  My fans love it and I’ll do it again if I have to.  I just don’t recommend it to others.

Thank you Nikki Benz, and….I want a redo.  I think I have more questions…no seriously, really, I hardly asked any sex questions.  This is why I shouldn’t write interview questions after I’ve already jacked off.  To make up for the lack of sex questions, let’s just have a bunch of Nikki Benz best scenes from Brazzers:

No, seriously, I have Nikki Benz, and I ask her about safe driving practices?  Are you kidding me?  What the heck was I thinking???

I think this set was to blame for my driving question…

This set was to blame for the “do your high school friends ever” question.  I don’t know, I wanted to be her high school friend that she comes back to fuck once a year.  No I’m officially asking for a redo on this interview.  I want more Nikki Benz, umm, and did I mention I want more Nikki Benz?

• Nikki Benz Personal Website
• Nikki Benz Twitter
• Nikki Benz on Pichunter.com

Audrey Bitoni has been on my mind since and the Epic Blog Post is born.  Epic post?  This was like the 2 minute conversation that made the long phone call an official business call.  That’s right just one of those insanely long posts that you make just because you want to worship a model by showing every single things she’s ever done either for a site or multiple sites.

Since this is a new feature I’m just going to show you every Audrey Bitoni did for Brazzers.  Brazzers got a shitload of sites and they have favorite models they use repeatedly.  Audrey just happens to be one of them.  So, I’ll show 2 pictures per set, click on them for the gallery, and I’ll also show some of the video sets as well.  So, sit back, pull your dick out, and see if you can last the whole post without shooting your load and making your keyboard sticky.

1. Audrey Bitoni doing a scene for Big Tits At School…let’s just say no school I ever went to had Audrey Bitoni attending:

I love when a bitch looks up at me when I’m getting a blowjob and Audrey just looks awesome doing it.

Reverse cowgirl, one of my favorite porn positions.  Meaning I don’t like it so much in real time, but in porn scenes I love that shit.

2. An outdoor fucking sequence from Day with a Pornstar.  I love outdoor fucking scenes and also enjoy outdoor fucking…nothing like a nice breeze blowing on you as you fuck.

3. Audrey in a threesome?  Baby Got Boobs brought that little fantasy to life.  I don’t know who the blonde is, but a big set of extra titties and Audrey eating pussy, yeah that’s all good.

4.  Okay Brazzers comes up with some weird shit from time to time as the theme of the scene.  The one featured below has Audrey Bitoni and Jayden as some astronauts and….okay do I really need to say more?  Audrey looks fine though so who gives a fuck about the scenario.

5.  Audrey Bitoni needs a personal trainer in this scene from Day with a Pornstar.  Now, I don’t know about the rest of you, but if I knew there was a potential to fuck Audrey Bitoni because I was a trainer, I wouldn’t have sat on the couch so damn much.

6.  Audrey Bitoni gets a feature shot in Pornstars Like It Big.  See, why can’t they make a site like, Pornstars like it medium sized?  What?  I’m just saying I might audition for it then…even though I hate shaving the hair off my nuts.

It’s all about Audrey, it’s all about Audrey, don’t ask why she’s fucking some dude that has a Frankenstein scar on his leg.

7.  Big Tits at School kind of reminds me of my high school, only, the girls didn’t look that good, they weren’t pornstars, they weren’t busty, and none of the ugly hags wanted to ride my dick in class.  So goes life.

8. This gallery is part of the promo for BigBoobPass.com but this one photo pretty much sums up what kind of guy I’d be if I saw Audrey Bitoni flashing tits outdoors:

Now can you guess which guy I’d be?  Yeah the dude with his mouth flung open like he just saw Jesus walking on fucking water.  Yeah, I’ll admit it, I’m a dork, a babe like Audrey would make me lose what little cool I had.

9. Pornstars Like it Big Again and this site is really making me feel like I stand no chance of pleasing a pornstar.  My god though Audrey is just insane hot looking in this set of pics.  That black and red lingerie just totally works her body:

10. Big Tits in Sports?  Yeah that’s the site and they have busty babes doing sports.  To me this site is like a good logical choice because I wouldn’t mind seeing these women running around and their boobs bouncing.  However, they haven’t had a jogging episode yet.  I mean, just have like these busty pornstars run….do jumping jacks, yeah, I just want to see stuff bouncing.  Here we have Audrey getting a Karate Lesson:

Here she’s learning the real meaning of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.  I wouldn’t mind hiding my sperm breathing dragon in her crouching tiger if you know what I mean.

Okay if you haven’t found your favorite yet I’d say jack off to #9…it’s definitely my pick for Audrey Looking the hottest.  Stay tuned for more Epic posts and 10 packs.

• More Brazzers
• More Audrey Bitoni At Pichunter.com

Let’s start off with a little tease here first just to show you how fucking hot Cody Love is:

Holy shit hot.  You know she’s so hot that I know she’s instantly out of my league and I wouldn’t see time in that pussy no matter what.  However, she is a pornstar, and that messes up the variables a little and perhaps I could fuck it.  At least that’s what goes through every dude’s mind that takes a look at porn.

Pink perfection?  Yeah second I saw that pussy I wanted to test drive and know it would be the best pussy I ever had.

Is Cody Love out of my league?  Yeah probably, but I still got to see her naked.  God Bless Porn!  Now I just have to see if I can use my porn connections to get me some of that.

• More Cody Love at Twistys
• Cody Love At Pichunter.com

Guess who’s not going to be winning the Twistys Treat of the year?  If you said Talia Sheppard, you’d be right, however, maybe I’m just in a grumpy mood today.  Let’s see some pictures and see if I’m wrong:

I don’t know, she’s kind of cute, maybe I was just grumpy.

Wait wait, those breasts are pretty damn perky and perfect.  Also if anyone ever comes up with a better term than “perky” let me know.  I know it’s overused but it’s the best way to describe a lot of breasts.

Very playful, I like, I like.  Okay yeah I probably was just grumpy or maybe masturbated too many times when I first started this article.  Now that I’m near the end and my sperm factory is going once again, oh yeah, she’s a tasty little treat.

Smiling and inviting me to do stuff to that pussy?  Okay yes I was too critical and Talia Sheppard is a hot Twisty Treat of the Month.  Check the Links Below:

• More Twisty Treats Click Here
• More Twistys On Pichunter.com

Click on the picture to go to the website for directions, reservations, etc.  Click the links below for more Gina Lynn on Pichunter.com

• Gina Lynn’s Personal Website!
• Gina Lynn’s Twitter Page
• Skinpa Website – Gina Lynn’s Clothing Line!
• Gina Lynn At Pichunter Models
• Gina Lynn At The Pichunter Forum

Looks like one of the featured models is that cute babe Melissa Doll.  I decided to grab one of her torrent videos of her and this cute Asian chick blowing off some guys dick.  Damn, so completely WHACKABLE!

Click on the screen caps above to go directly to that torrent for downloading.  Or check the links below for more:

• PH Torrents
• Melissa Doll On PH Torrents
• Melissa Doll On Pichunter.com

Howeverrrr….it does make it a lot easier when she breaks up and is single again.  Here’s a press release about her break up from tard that must have done something to screw that shit up.

( VAN NUYS, CA ) – In an effort to prevent the rumor mill from running wild with speculation and gossip, Teravision releases the following statement about Tera Patrick and Evan Seinfeld. After 7 years together the couple have officially separated. Tera and Evan remain the best of friends and business partners. They share a mutual respect and a commitment to continue to grow the Teravision and Iron Cross labels together.

Tera echoes Evan’s sentiments. “Evan helped me build this company and take my career to new heights. For that I am eternally grateful. I look forward to remaining hands-on with Teravision and working closely with Evan on all of our joint endeavors. He is truly an amazing person.”

Okay so here’s the dealio with this…since they have a company together, they gotta put a pretty face on this situation, but let’s be honest, someone screwed up something along the way and since she’s hot, I’m going to blame the dude for fucking it up.

Btw, if any of you think I’m being cold and heartless about someone breaking up…well, yeah I am, but since I nearly fell out of my chair with the thought that I have one less obstacle in the way between me and Tera, it made me happy.  Now all I have to do is become rich, good looking, and have a big dick and I think I’d have a chance with her.

Now that’s a bit of hotness you don’t see everyday.  She also hit on a secret fetish of mine.  I love when my girlfriend just flips on one of my shirts and walks around.  So erotic, so sensual, and if you have to go out to work that day you have that smell of sexy naked woman on you all day long.

Okay, this girl got a nice fat ass, but this set of pics they hardly focus on it.  You can tell by those hips she’s got some fine backfield going on but looks like they’re not going to show it.

Fuck yeah, she’s ready and willing in that picture. Look at that perfect tight body that’s just begging for a fuck session.  Now, I didn’t see her ass, so I had to go to another set and another set until I finally found some booty shots of her.

That’s what I’m talking about, don’t hide that ass from us, let us worship it and spank it or at least spank to it.

Mmm, definitely one of my favorite poses out of all the pictures.  Twistys comes through with another hot Twistys Treat of the Month with Isis Taylor.  Check for more below.

• Twistys Treat of the Month Page
• Pichunter’s Isis Taylor Page