Allow me if you will, to introduce most of you to Draven of BurningAngel.com

Now you have some idea what we’re dealing with. I’ve been working on this post for well over 2 hours, and in that time I’ve been through all her photosets and watch every minute of all of her movies, and it’s left me with one hell of a stiffy. I would break to jerkoff, but with the number of photos that “got to me” in this fucking post, I’d have blisters and you’d be reading this around Christmas time. So, for all you horny fucks out here, and Draven’s career, I thought I’d keep my fucking pants on and boy are my nuts sore. So, aside from this stunning photo above, what’s so EPIC about Draven? For starters..

her face.

It’s like the Ramones gangbanged Angelina Jolie, and out popped this Alt cutie that has my dick all tied in knots. Porn is littered with hot bodies and Butterfaces. Draven is not in that situation at all, in fact, with a face as adorable as that one, I’d find it hard to cum almost anywhere else.

her pussy.

I mean jesus christ. Children in third world countries would be honored to eat off something so clean. That pussy is flawless. Perfect little camel toe, with just enough clit hood to let you know exactly where to focus your attention. Actually, fuck paying attention, if you don’t take care of her needy clit, expect her to lend a helping hand in a hurry. This girl REQUIRES some clit stimulation, so if you find yourself finger fucking this girl in the back of a cab on your way home from the show, don’t forget to give the girl what she wants. Which brings us to…

her ass.

FACE PLANT! I mean, would there be any other logical reaction this girl’s ass gracing you with its presence in real 3d life? I submit that there is not, sir! I mean, she’s not got as much junk in the trunk as Alexis Texas, nor the perfect supple bubble of Jenna Haze, but I think she’d look very nice underneath Jenna Haze in a Pussy Pyramid with tiny jewish Joanna Angel at it’s base. Now that’s an all you can eat buffet. But I digress. So, obviously the Ass gets an A, or A- at worst.

Furthermore

She seems to be progressing. The unfortunate reality of loving a porn girl early on, is that too many of them change course and go get jobs as nurses, or whatever. Not that I don’t like a good nurse, but there’s something special about knowing that the porn industry has captured a girl’s heart, and we’ll see more and more of her as the days go by. And folks, it looks like Draven is here to stay:

• Draven : I LOVE MICE WITH RUSSIAN ACCENT!
• Jenna Haze : @draven and I LOVE u draven!
• Draven : @jenxstudios I love you too, sugar. I miss you!!
• Jenna Haze : @draven we never went to dinner!!:-(
• Draven: @jenxstudios I know. :’( the next time were close, its fuckin DATE NIGHT. <3
• Jenna Haze : @draven well poop! How am I gonna make Cum Spoiled Punxxx surrounding u if u just had this movie with Jo come out!?!?
• Draven : @jenxstudios its a comp, and I don’t think avn looks at comps.. .
• Draven : @jenxstudios ill still give it to you. ive got all sorts of new tattoos that should be cum spoiled.
• Draven : @JoannaAngel @jenxstudios all 3 of us. Lets make it epic. <3

Yes, I think this:

Next to this:

Would make mouths real happy.

self-described.

We asked Draven about her background to fill you boys and girls in a little before our full blown interview, and here’s what she had to say about her start:

Well, I was born in pittsfield, ma and moved to Baltimore when I was about 9. I’d always wanted to be a model and started when I was 16. When I was 19, I joined burning angel and was only a photo girl for 2 years before making the jump to being in movies. I guess the members had been asking for video content of me!   I love being part of the BA family, and even have a BA tattoo. Joanna is amazing and through her and the company Ive met some of the raddest people ever, and some of my best friends. Honestly, I’m a pretty sexual person and I love being filmed. I feel like I can totally let go, and I do. Ive never faked an orgasm in a scene and you can tell because of the silly faces I make, and my entire body shakes. I’m really really grateful for all of my experiences and for the people that dig my work, or meet me saying that I’m their favorite. I feel very lucky.

Ill be getting a new laptop soon and will be able to Skype after I do. If you’d like a phone interview, I’m cool with that, too.

And thank you for all the nice things you’ve been saying about me!!!

Well, Draven I’ve got plenty of nice things to say about you, and I live on the east coast, so feel free to attention whore anytime, I’d love to look your way for a while.

highlights.

Draven sweetheart, you’ve made it really easy for me to do this. It was an absolute pleasure watching you have sex, and looking through great photos of you naked. I hope you’re happy with our homage to your amazing body, and please god visit us someday for a shoot .

Gentlemen, start your engines.

Soft legs, looking playful

Hey there…

An ass to die for, I wanna take that right where she stands.

This is definately where I would take her in this set. All bent down, ass served up on high. I can only dream about what that must look like from the backside.

Next she gets all 50′s Pin-up girl on us, and I like it.

Look at the light play off of her ass, it catches my eye every time.

I love a girl who’s not afraid to get on the floor for me.

Now, this is my favorite set. She has a blend of innocence, rocker, and slut that just melts my heart and my balls.

I asked to see what that looked like from behind, and I was granted my wish. I was right, it IS paradise.

Yep, fellas, she takes dick too.

And very politely I may add.

That’s a girl that loves her job.

She doesn’t mind sharing either.

After all she gets her “fill.”

A generous lover, Draven points out to Joanna that it’s her turn, and James might enjoy the switcheroo.

She totally acts like she’s going to lick up that “jizz” but she changes her mind.

And thinks to herself, what’s in “fake jizz” anyhow?

REDRUM! REDRUM!!

Really, the Redrum doesn’t seem so bad

Hey there cutie, what cha lookin at?

BAM!!

I’m so fucking bored!

Why don’t you play with my vagina!

Interuptions are always better when they aren’t wearing pants.

(Three’s Company?)

This is like one of those vacation photos, every time I look at it, I just wish I was there.

Face sitting right on this lucky dude, which in a minute gives him the power to..

Give us a Draven cumshot!

And we’ll try to finish strong with two really great photos to devestate you. Thanks babe, my dick enjoyed.

I think ill just say fuck the meeting and the secretary

baker….I hope thats gonna be a cream pie

and…

shipping and handling?

Paying a traffic violation

Stripping

But have you seen her forced to fuck for her freedom while getting the double fish hook?!  Now you can in the epic Porn Star Punishment release Hit Me! Hit Me! Fuck Me! Gina is detained and acts like she doest want it but James has other ideas. Watch her  plead, cry, gag, and get slapped with a dick to fuck off her debt to the casino. So pull your dick out… and watch her always fine ass get dominated!

More to come on Gina Lynn! All this month!

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I was going to do a test of, “Can you pick out Nikki’s Breasts” but as I started writing it, it was simply too redonkulously easy.  Instead….that’s right….the birth of an EPIC THREAD.

Before I start though I’d like to ask you if you’re like me.  Nikki Benz has such a perfect rack that I’m pretty sure I’d want to do stupid things with it after I’ve done all the common things like fondling, sucking, motorboating, etc.  Here’s what I mean:  Nikki Benz is my girlfriend, I’d probably create a drinking game around her breasts.  Example, the olive toss, you toss an olive at her breasts, if it sticks in the cleavage, everyone drinks a martini.

Or, like, have her make a cast of her breasts so I could have like a jello mold out of it and then server Nikki Benz Breast Jello.  Wait?  Too Weird?  Okay let’s get going with the pictures…Ode to Nikki Benz Breasts:

Starting off with her clothed because you know what, these breasts just radiate a power, and even with clothing covering them, they still are hypnotic, yes, mind altering, yes, like some really good drug or mushrooms or something like that.

This is only the beginning…I don’t think I’ve ever had an epic post that will go this long featuring one model and just one body part, but…it’s Nikki Benz damn it and her breasts!

Now I promised after my first rant that I wouldn’t type much and just let the Nikki Benz pictures do all the talking, but you’ll see in this thread that I have a lot of bikini pictures of her.  How does someone like Nikki Benz go to the beach?  I don’t know how because guys like me would come up to her and be like, “Do you want suntan lotion?” and proceed to whip the dick out and jizz all over her.

Next set has this like, diamond bra thing, I don’t know, it looks stiff and like I might injure myself in the process of yanking it off to get at those glorious breasts.

Have I posted too many pictures?  FUCK NO!

Next set is my favorite few pictures…

I wonder if I’m going to break the blog putting this many pictures in one post.  What a way to break it though, I can hear the phone call already, “DUDE, you fucked the blog up” and all I’ll say in a calm cool voice….”It was breasts that killed the beast”

You think hair color matters….brown hair, fucking all I can see is the breasts, until I masturbated and went, “Oh look, she changed her hair color” and then I waited 15 minutes and masturbated again.

Now to prove my point, blonde, then back to brunette, and tell me if it matters!

….and back to brunette….

Nope, breasts are the thing that moves me.  Now I’ve reached the point in the thread that I have to tell you something.  I jizzed all over this thread.  That’s right man, you’ve been reading a jizz covered thread.  What?  You Jizzed as well?  Hey we gave Nikki Benz her first Bukkake then…

Alright bitches, this is Mr. Blue signing off and hoping all your perverted dreams come true.

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Name: Carmella Bing
Height: 5′ 10″
Weight: 134 lbs
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brunette
Birthdate: October 21, 1981
Birthplace: Salem, Oregon
Measurements: 38F-26-34

Now you got the vitals and if I put her measurements first you would have been like, “WTF, stop typing, show pictures” and yeah that’s why I saved that stat for last.

What do I love about Carmella Bing?  I’m a fan of pornstars that have a uniqueness about them.  You see Carmella Bing and its not like you can go, “She kind of looks like….”  No, that’s not happening here, she’s not blonde, she’s not the pornstar size, she’s Amazonian in stature, and yes, she has amazing breasts.

I’m going to bring a little of everything here so you get the complete Carmella Bing experience.  Starting with shots from her website and then other sites.

To start, when you talk about Carmella, you need to focus on….the boobs.  It’s not like you can ignore them:

Even in clothing you can’t ignore them….especially when it happens to be a wet t-shirt

Holy….mother of….I’m pretty sure there’s been Japanese monster movies based on her boobs attacking Tokyo

There was this Russian Scientist named Pavlov and he did these experiments with dogs.  He’d ring a bell whenever there dinner was served, then one day the sick fuck just rang the bell with no food there, and the dogs were salivating even without food present.  Right now I’m that dog that just sees a set of tits, my mouth is watering and my hands are in a cupped shape for some reason.

You see all the white but I know you’re eyes are 1 place, lol.

Every busty woman should be forced to do this pose at least once.  Wait, no, they she be forced to walk around like this, hmm, okay, that might be asking too much but damn it looks good!

lol, gotta admit she’s kind of looking like….okay, I’ll show you the breasts because that’s what you want to see.  For those camel toe lovers though, it’s also a good shot.

Boobs, latex, corset, yeah, that’s right…the perfect combo…

What do you say to something like that?  I don’t think there is anything to say, but the small waist, cinched in, big boobs, god, perfect.

Oh and she peels it off…it’s like unleashing perfection.

Now, a side comment…How does Carmella Bing go to the beach?  In regular clothing she looks x-rated in a bikini I’d just like walk up to her laying down and jack off over her…and it would be like totally legal because she’s just that hot.

No really, she can’t go to the beach…unless she wants to get my special brand of sun tan lotion.

Okay, so…at this point I’m going to turn the focus away from her breasts and address another something about her.  I know, right now you’re like, “Mr. Blue don’t go away from the breasts!” but I must.

Here’s the thing, Carmella Bing aint’ a small woman.  She’s not chubby, she’s not a bbw, she’s just like womanly sized.  Now a lot of you guys are fucking pussies.  It’s like a woman got a little more to love and you’re ready to send her onto the biggest loser.  Me, I like them with a little extra, a little something something, and that’s why Carmella Bing is one of my favorite models.  Now, to illustrate this I’m going to her most recent Brazzer sets…

She’s a little fuller figured here, but I wanna pound her pussy more than ever!

Just picture your hands running all over her and how many different squeeze points there are.  Come on, there’s curves there that the average man should dream about.

And that’s right, you still want to see her covered with cum with her busty friends.

Cum Covered you say?  Yes, I say cum covered because when a model has those tits and that many curves, you want to just cum all over her.  Pretty much where ever you cum lands, it’s all good.  So, let’s get a little Carmella Bing Cum Shot Crazy…

Where do you cum on Carmella Bing?  I think the obvious choice would be the tits, and it’s a good solid choice, don’t get me wrong, personally though I’d be aiming for the face.  Here’s my thinking, you cum on the face, it’s going to drip down on the tits anyway, so you’re getting the most cum covered scene.  As in the picture above.

See, he nailed it on the chin and let the sliding happen…for the most cum covering.

Dude definitely cums more than me, but I think even my load would get some good coverage and rolling on all her curves.

And on the tits, still a great choice as well.

Okay, so it’s 3 am in the morning and I need sleep, but I can hear the chant of moarrrrrr….so, let’s just see what Pichunter.com has to offer

Now if you want to see a lot more galleries featuring Carmella Bing, just check the Pichunter Link Below.

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Last week I’ve kind of been perving on asses a little more than usual…yes, breasts have taken a backseat to asses this week.  What better way to finish off my ass worship week than doing an epic post about Alexis Texas?  She’s a pretty blonde, got nice firm breasts, but then you go south and she’s got that ghetto booty.  Strap in and get ready…

Starting off with Twistys and a softcore set.  I know, she usually does hardcore, but I thought we should exam the ass perfection all on it’s own first…

Wait, where’s the ass?  I have to show you the front, come on, you know women want you to look into their eyes before you start looking everywhere else:

You know, she’d be hot even without the ghetto booty, but that ass….I’m pretty sure there’s tribes in South America that would give that ass god status and build a temple to it.

No really, I’m pretty sure the Mayans would have made their 2012 end of the world calendar and tossed it out of the window because they’d be praying to Alexis Texas’ ass instead.  Unless….her ass is going to bring about the destruction of the world….egad.

I could see it now…2012 and someone finds this post, hmm, maybe a Russian that has access to nukes.  He’s whacking off, jizzes all over the red button, and while trying to clean it off sets off a nuclear war.  Omg, Alexis Texas is going to destroy the Earth with her ass.

No, no, just joking, maybe.  Now, let’s get back to the epic post.  I wonder how many pictures make up an epic post?  10?  20?  100?  1000?

A few quick more hits from Twistys.  They’re making a move towards hardcore so they do have some nice hardcore featuring Alexis:

I’m pretty sure the picture above is the pic of the post.  That one that will top all others.  Just if I were doing the fucking, well, besides having a smaller dick, my hands would never leave that ass.  I’d be grabbing onto that ass and not letting going.

I like mixing soft and hardcore galleries together.  Honestly, some guys just need the girl naked and doesn’t need to see them fucked.  For me it’s a 50/50, sometimes I like just softcore, sometimes hard….really depends on the mood.

She’s got a great looking Y.  I’ve talked about this before and I’m not explaining it again.  Just look at that picture, play a game, and find the Y.

Just a few more sets from Twistys.  She was one of their Treats, so, they did quite a few sets with her.  The next one though they really got the point…Her ass, shoot more of her ass…

She’s actually got really nice looking boobs.  All natural, slightly puffy nipples, mmm, just really a great looking woman all around…Buttt…

Gotta love when a woman spreads like that.

Now that’s an invitation to fun.  I don’t know how photographers do their job because I’d be like, okay, turn around, and….and then my dick would be out before I took one picture and I’d be begging for sex.

What more can be said about that photo other than…OMG….no seriously….OMG.

Now moving to Brazzers and her hardcore scenes with them.  Yes, there’s a lot to be shown with Alexis Texas.  This first one comes from a site called BigTitsInSports.com and you have to love Brazzers, they think all their models are busty, and yes 99% of them are, but Alexis Texas isn’t…so this would suit more like BigAssesInSports but hey, who am I to complain.

Okay so the scene above is a little silly, a Kung Fu Alexis Texas getting fucked.  Hey, I’m not complaining as long as I see her get fucked.

Alright, next set I’m completely perving on how her hair looks…I know, it’s odd, but she’s got this retro thing going on…

Right now the above set is probably going to be my favorite set of this post.  Yes, that’s right, once I’m done writing I’m going back and viewing that one again.

Whoever shot this next scene completely gets it.  You have a great model and her best feature, umm, is her ass….so guess what, he focuses on her ass…bravo:

See, those above pics are exactly what I mean.  They get it, her ass is her best feature, use it, worshiiipp it.

Okay I’m going into the lightning round of Alexis Texas Pictures….so….no more discriptions just sweet amounts of porn….

I know I wasn’t going to say anything and just present porn after that point, but see this is what I mean.  She put her ass in my face I’d start squeezing it like this dude.  2 points for him!

Ahhh and I was going to let it end here, but then this little voice in my head said:

Ookay….so why don’t I just bring in some of the galleries that were submitted to Pichunter.com to make this thread even more epic, even MOAR Epic I mean….

I wonder if I’m going to bust wordpress if I do much more, umm, moar, umm….

…and now the perfect picture to end it on…

mmmm, and now I say that this post is Epic.  If you want to see even more of Alexis Texas and yes there’s a lot more…check the link below:

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I’ll be using some of my favorite sponsors for this, so, Brazzers, and prepare for a lot of pics.

Lets start off with her most recent scene shot for Baby Got Boobs.  I think she’s starting to get more of a pornstar look to her now.  I remember her pre-boob job and when she was really dirty and hardcore, but she’s certainly changed and for the better.

And normally this would be enough for a regular post, but no…this is an epic post, let us continue with more.  This is a scene she did for Day with a Pornstar.  Now, this scene has her in a bikini and damn I’ll never get too old to enjoy a blonde in a bikini…

Don’t try this at home!  I think they should put that type of warning on some of these sex scenes.  I mean this really looks cool fucking on the rocks, but in reality it probably totally sucked and you’re worried about getting a rock up your ass with one wrong move.  Please save love on the rocks for professionals.

Shawna Lenee goes back to school for our next set of pics.  Yeah she’s doing a shoot for Big Tits At School.  Granted, if I knew where this school was located I’d go back and retake high school all over again:

Yeah that’s her, “I’m getting fucked hard” face.

The next offering is Shawna Lenee, in a kitchen, getting fucked by a stranger…which is a completely plausible scenario…

Out comes the, “i’m getting fucked hard” face again, lol, yeah I know…but really you get used to her making that face whenever she’s getting plowed.

I won’t write much about this next one other than….NAKED TWISTER ANYONE?

Been years since I played naked twister, shoot, I think I need to do that this weekend, even if I’ll be alone and it would kind of be weird, umm, okay maybe not.

Oh oh, next scene is super hot, she’s in a threesome with Kagney Lynn Karter.  Trust me you’ll stand at attention but first….a comment on….

What’s with the dude in the white suit?  I don’t know, personally he’s creeping me out, thank god the nakedness of these women will help.

Was this a Christmas set and I didn’t say ho ho ho yet?  Okay I’ll save you from that obvious one.

Now for a race inspired theme, Shawna doing a threesome in a convertible…

Now I’m running out of steam to type any more new stuff.  So, instead I’m just going to go picture posting crazy….no descriptions for the rest but you can click on them for more pictures.

I’m in the home stretch of posting every single pic set that Brazzer has on Shawna Lenee, if you haven’t found a favorite, you’re running out of choices:

Wow, that woman next to her would be hot, if she wasn’t kneeling next to Shawna Lenee.  What I mean to say is that she looks like giant big compared to Shawna.

Okay now that’s hot, she kind of has that milfy, experienced woman look, and you know she’s going to be sucking on Shawna’s tits before too long.

Like a moth to a flame, people just gotta lick Shawna’s Tits.  Okay I’ve run out of steam.  I gotta work my way up to longer epic posts.  I think I pulled a groin muscle on this one.

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Audrey Bitoni has been on my mind since and the Epic Blog Post is born.  Epic post?  This was like the 2 minute conversation that made the long phone call an official business call.  That’s right just one of those insanely long posts that you make just because you want to worship a model by showing every single things she’s ever done either for a site or multiple sites.

Since this is a new feature I’m just going to show you every Audrey Bitoni did for Brazzers.  Brazzers got a shitload of sites and they have favorite models they use repeatedly.  Audrey just happens to be one of them.  So, I’ll show 2 pictures per set, click on them for the gallery, and I’ll also show some of the video sets as well.  So, sit back, pull your dick out, and see if you can last the whole post without shooting your load and making your keyboard sticky.

1. Audrey Bitoni doing a scene for Big Tits At School…let’s just say no school I ever went to had Audrey Bitoni attending:

I love when a bitch looks up at me when I’m getting a blowjob and Audrey just looks awesome doing it.

Reverse cowgirl, one of my favorite porn positions.  Meaning I don’t like it so much in real time, but in porn scenes I love that shit.

2. An outdoor fucking sequence from Day with a Pornstar.  I love outdoor fucking scenes and also enjoy outdoor fucking…nothing like a nice breeze blowing on you as you fuck.

3. Audrey in a threesome?  Baby Got Boobs brought that little fantasy to life.  I don’t know who the blonde is, but a big set of extra titties and Audrey eating pussy, yeah that’s all good.

4.  Okay Brazzers comes up with some weird shit from time to time as the theme of the scene.  The one featured below has Audrey Bitoni and Jayden as some astronauts and….okay do I really need to say more?  Audrey looks fine though so who gives a fuck about the scenario.

5.  Audrey Bitoni needs a personal trainer in this scene from Day with a Pornstar.  Now, I don’t know about the rest of you, but if I knew there was a potential to fuck Audrey Bitoni because I was a trainer, I wouldn’t have sat on the couch so damn much.

6.  Audrey Bitoni gets a feature shot in Pornstars Like It Big.  See, why can’t they make a site like, Pornstars like it medium sized?  What?  I’m just saying I might audition for it then…even though I hate shaving the hair off my nuts.

It’s all about Audrey, it’s all about Audrey, don’t ask why she’s fucking some dude that has a Frankenstein scar on his leg.

7.  Big Tits at School kind of reminds me of my high school, only, the girls didn’t look that good, they weren’t pornstars, they weren’t busty, and none of the ugly hags wanted to ride my dick in class.  So goes life.

8. This gallery is part of the promo for BigBoobPass.com but this one photo pretty much sums up what kind of guy I’d be if I saw Audrey Bitoni flashing tits outdoors:

Now can you guess which guy I’d be?  Yeah the dude with his mouth flung open like he just saw Jesus walking on fucking water.  Yeah, I’ll admit it, I’m a dork, a babe like Audrey would make me lose what little cool I had.

9. Pornstars Like it Big Again and this site is really making me feel like I stand no chance of pleasing a pornstar.  My god though Audrey is just insane hot looking in this set of pics.  That black and red lingerie just totally works her body:

10. Big Tits in Sports?  Yeah that’s the site and they have busty babes doing sports.  To me this site is like a good logical choice because I wouldn’t mind seeing these women running around and their boobs bouncing.  However, they haven’t had a jogging episode yet.  I mean, just have like these busty pornstars run….do jumping jacks, yeah, I just want to see stuff bouncing.  Here we have Audrey getting a Karate Lesson:

Here she’s learning the real meaning of Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.  I wouldn’t mind hiding my sperm breathing dragon in her crouching tiger if you know what I mean.

Okay if you haven’t found your favorite yet I’d say jack off to #9…it’s definitely my pick for Audrey Looking the hottest.  Stay tuned for more Epic posts and 10 packs.

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