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July 2011 Babe of the Month Dylan Ryder

TarPy — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 22:41:13 +0000

Dylan Ryder

Her Face

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Her Body

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Her Tits

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Her Ass

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Best Scenes

Black Stockings

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Kitchen Fun

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Blow Jobs

Bondage

Cumshots

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Group Sex

Hardcore

Inter Racial

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June 2011 Babe of the Month Kristina Rose

TarPy — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 17:38:40 +0000

Kristina Rose
Kristina Rose got her start at the end of 2007, but she had a background of working with adult companies for years off screen, which fits because she looks like the general receptionist I’d get fired for banging in the copy room. What a delightful experience that would be too. Kristina Rose is fresh faced, but doesn’t look overly teeny, she’s got massive assets on the back side and is a voracious performer known for her group scenes and anal work. Believe me, she’s put in the work, fans of anal are probably already well familiar with this amazing talent. Kristina Rose attacks a scene and seems to genuinely love both porn and penis. Maybe she’d love yours too.

Face
Kristina Rose sports an expressive mug capable of flashing from hungry for your penis, to thinking of slipping 2 fingers in your asshole, on her slight little cheekbones that give her an almost Asian look sometimes. I think it’s her eyebrows that are so expressive, plucked, waxed or natural, she doesn’t fuck them up. That’s what gets weird about writing posts like these, I’ve got like a whole fucking paragraph to say something about Kristina Rose’s face, and where I might put my sperm on it, and how that may differentiate from some other girl’s face for whom I’d also like to donate a frothy sperm shake. But, I think it’s her fucking eyebrows, this Kristina Rose has got face, and she fucking knows it. I bet she gives good face too, the film supports the idea, but I personally have no idea. That’s probably fixable, but another topic entirely. It also is worth noting that one of the best times to watch her face is during especially torrid anal sessions. Kristina lapses into a face that says, “I love the way this HURRRTS”

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Body
Kristina Rose has a crossover body. She pulls off thin without being body, she’s soft without being flabby. She’s like one of those fucked up SUV-Car-Station Wagon things. It’s got a little something for everybody, but on it’s own it’s not essentially great at any one thing, but that’s ok, the body is after all just a chassis when you’re talking about Fuck-Rods, and with the big block chevy she’s dangling off the back of her waist, the chassis doesn’t need to offer much to curb appeal, perhaps it’s best not to be too notable, that lets us spend more time feasting on her ass.

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Tits

There comes a time in every Babe of the Month article, and Epic Post when I have to cover something that is less than amazing. I try to be complimentary to most everyone, and most any style of body, because to be honest we don’t really cover anyone unattractive, as these girls all regularly get paying work. But, I guess I would say that Kristina Rose isn’t getting cast for her mammaries. I like them, Kristina Rose sports cute nipples, and though they aren’t particularly large, she doesn’t lose any points for shape, direction, or appearance, just size. And, honestly, if I’m craving tits tonight, there are other models for that, especially if I’m not picky about them being natural tits. So, I applaud Kristina Rose’s decision not to get sizable implants to balance her bodacious booty, because sometimes it’s really nice to have a girl that’s more real, more attainable, not that there’s anything particularly attainable about this girl’s killer glare, and massive booty, but the tits, eh, there’re just fine tits, nothing that grabs a headline.

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Ass

Ka-BLAM! Every so often, an ass like this one unsettles me on the inside, I get choked, short of breath, and my eyes water a little bit. This reaction is not entirely uncommon for me, I get it sometimes watching the sunset over the mountains, or when I see a moment of true human exchange, or when Kristina drops her thang like that, tears, almost every time. I mean, it could just be a big ass, or a nicely shaped ass, or maybe she’s just talented at anal, but no, it’s ALLLL of those things, at once, and in one frame on your screen. Seriously, if you like anal, and you’ve never seen Kristina Rose ride a pole from the backside, stop reading right fucking now, enjoy some footage, and re-read this shit. You NEED to understand. She’s got this little bounce she does at the bottom, where you’re all the way in, and then she just lets you tap the back 3 or 4 times before she pulls it back out again. I mean she rides dicks the way pretentious bartenders pour a Guiness, do you fucking get me? Of course you don’t. Now’s not the time for anal, you just get to look at her ass here… JUST, as if it wasn’t enough…. but there is… more

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Pussy

Kristina Rose must have gotten the pussy in a package deal with the body, it’s so middle of the road. It’s not a huge meaty pussy with big ole’ lips, but it’s not tiny and tucked away. It’s there, but in the way the dude’s rug really tied the room together. I mean, it’s not the first thing you look at with her, but it certainly completes the picture and has plenty of utility. And, to my knowledge, she’s yet to have a chinaman pee on her pussy, so that’s one up she’s got on the dude’s rug. I’ll tell you what, sitting here writing this article, I’m thinking her pussy could really bring my office together in a whole new way. You see, just because it’s middle of the road, doesn’t mean it’s not capable of accomplishing great feats, quite the contrary, in an industry struggling to find new stars, and mostly just turning over the finest from the class of ’05, Kristina Rose is a late ’07, more like an ’08. Poor girl got huge while the industry was dying, it’s both impressive and sad, and it was all accomplished with a middle of the road pussy, and the tits god gave her. Kudos, I look forward to your every scene baby, you’re super comfortable with the way you look, and it’s super sexy to watch girls own it, and when she own it, she OWN IT.

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Favorite Scenes

Hustler

First she’s really cute in cotton panties, then she’s all distressed with a large cock in her, didn’t I tell you she had an expressive face?

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Lingerie and Dildo

I dunno, I’m just partial to getting my girls all classed up. Kristina Rose in Lingerie.

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Kristina and a Girlfriend

For what it’s worth, I have no idea if Kristina Rose really fantasizes about girls when she rubs one out at home, but what I DO know is more important. Kristina Rose is a fucking TEAM PLAYER in her scenes, she really goes out there never to be dead on film, just waiting for the guy to “go back to her” or whatever the fuck it is some girls do when they are slightly off camera. Kristina always finds a way to lick balls, or toss her mouth in there for a dick cleaner, or whatever other nastiness it needs to get that scene to that “next level.” She brings a tenacity that too many dead fish rookies never even tryout. With girl scenes, it’s no different, Kristina Rose throws herself at hot pussy like she was me writing a blog post. I mean, she looks like she’s move into Monique Alexander’s pussy with me and setup a futon. I dunno, pussy futon.

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So that’s it! That’s mother fucking it this time. We’ve failed, I feel it. Somehow we didn’t get to the heart of her anal talents, but I think that just means, EPIC UPDATE!

Oh, and we should put some links here…

May 2011 Babe of the Month Tanner Mayes

TarPy — Sun, 01 May 2011 15:57:54 +0000

Tanner Mayes brings a nice combination of a young fresh face, and an outright aggressive slut. Seeing her talk dirty is like watching a baby bunny rabbit vomit dead babies. The shit that comes out of her cute little mouth can curdle milk and harden dicks, that much is absolutely certain. Tanner Mayes deserves the princess treatment and fucking expects it. Young and aggressive, sweet and terrifying. Enjoy.

Face

One of the cutest smiles, on one of the filthiest whores… We’re in love. Tanner Mayes looks great with club makeup and glamour outfits, but looks right at home in a teeny bedroom with scrunchies and bullshit in her hair. I can’t ever decide if I want her dressed up like a high class escort, or wearing ribbons and stupid knee high socks. Whatever, her face makes a gorgeous landing pad for the troops.

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Body

Tanner has a youthful body, slim but not skinny, tiny but not tight. Always well tanned, frequently accenting her tanlines, Tanner Mayes clearly puts the work into maintaining her hair and tan. Small enough to be flyer on the cheerleading squad it’s a secret pleasure of mine to watch Tanner Mayes get overwhelmed by much larger men and much larger cocks. She loves a good dicking, but we’ll get to that later, for now, check out Tanner’s fuck chassis.
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Her Tits

Real Tits, fucking real tits. Tanner Mayes has REAL FUCKING TITS. Pornstars are under constant pressure to get bolt-ons, not that I don’t love a good bionic woman. I’ll fuck a barbie doll anyday if she’s cool enough to hang out, but something about small tits with puffy little nipples gets me. And I’ll tell you what, it gets a lot of other guys too. Tanner Mayes’ puffy nipples are probably the best puffy nipples you can find on a girl with small real boobs. Faye Reagan is another strong choice. But in Brunette, Tanner tops our list. Not big enough to titty fuck, but they fit right in your mouth nicely.

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Her Feet

Sucking on Tanner Mayes’ toes is a delicacy in at least three eastern block countries. In France, being stepped on by one of Tanner’s tootsies is considered a badge of honor, the English actually serve bangers and mash on them. Alright, none of that shit happens, and I’m not the biggest foot guy. But they are fucking cute for feet. No gangly ones, very soft and feminine, shit I can’t describe feet, just LOOK AT EM.

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Her Pussy

If a hoard of librarians with tiny hands studied origami, they would have been used by god himself to neatly and tightly fold Tanner Mayes’ pussy during her crafting. I mean, her pussy looks like an ikea apartment, tidy, attractive, and cramped for space, which, in vaginas, is a good thing. Looks like it might drip actual golden honey. This right here, is my kind of pussy. I’ll take all kinds, but if I had to pick a pussy, Tanner Mayes might be THE pussy of choice. Definitely a fitting choice for May.
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Her Ass

I can’t go crazy for everything. Sometimes I have to draw a line, her ass is good. Not amazing, not great, but good. I think it fits her body, Tanner Mayes has a good teen ass. Her butt doesn’t bubble out, it’s not huge, or a focal point on her, but it’s by no means unattractive. Her ass looks great in lingerie, it’s always nicely tanned. Enough said, witness the glory, I’ll see you after the jump.
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Blow Jobs

Tanner Mayes gives really good head. I mean really really good head. Tanner Mayes appeared in Break Em In 12 where 6 or so guys dumped a warm load down her throat. Tanner got some brutal deepthroating in Gag Factor 28, when given her way like on her Fucked Hard 18 scene, Tanner gives a polite but deep blowjob, getting all the way to the balls. Speaking of the round uglies, she transitions nicely from deep throating to the handjob/ballsuck combo men adore. With all this talent, and being nice enough to service 6 at a time, Tanner Mayes is Cock Approved.

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Cum Shots

A pretty face makes for a gorgeous pasted face, and Tanner Mayes does not let you down. She’ll take a load of the creamy gunk and still cheese a big teeny smile. Tanner Mayes holding a load of cum in her mouth goes down as one of my favorite things to see in a day. I wish I saw it on my bedroom floor, and not on my screen, who knows maybe someday we’ll make that happen. For now, suffice to say that Tanner is willing to attend the gangbang, work the crowd, get the bukake and smile for the postcard you’ll send everyone inviting them back for next year. Check the photo below with the scrunched up nose! We fucking love this girl, I wonder if she books office staff parties for computer nerds?
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Tanner and Dildos

When you film as much as Tanner Mayes has, you take on just about every sex toy man has made. Tanner Mayes rides a sybian, Mayes gets rammed buy a fucking swing, Tanner Mayes definitely fucked a machine. She sucks dildos, licks vibrators, gets stuff full of so many fucking toys it’s like she’s Santa Claus’ Christmas Sack or some shit. Speaking of which, Santa, toss Tanner Mayes down my chimney this christmas, I’ll clean off all the soot, then get her fucking filthy all over again, and she’ll probably just wink at me and float back up the chimney or some shit.

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Girl On Girl

Thin, Teen, Cute, Young, Soft, Tanned, Trim, Fit, Sexy, Lesbo ACTION!!!! w000t! Ok, composing myself for a minute, there’s something about the old cliche of young girls “exploring their bodies” together and “discovering their sexuality” that makes girl on girl scenes featuring flexible trim cute young teens my absolute favorite girl on girl scenes. Tanner Mayes licking Bree Olson is something everyone you know should see, and now, thanks to us, you can send it to anyone you know. I’ll give you a minute, go ahead, change someone’s life, or use this time to furiously pound your meat while looking at two of the world’s hottest women gently lapping in the honeydew drops of god’s tears from each other’s finely manicured pussies. You know, whatever kind of person you are, Tanner Mayes will still lick pussy and let you watch, even if you didn’t send this to any friends, or worse don’t have any. Thank you Tanner Mayes, it’s cloudy today, but I don’t care, because you’re fucking hot naked, and better, you eat pussy like Bobby Flay eats grilled bullshit.

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Hardcore

She takes dick, neigh, Tanner Mayes loves taking dick. I’d love giving her dick, in reality, we should hang out. I would take her out for a night of clubbing, booze, cocaine and GHBs that she’d never be able to remember. I’m joking! This girl puts waaaay to much into a scene to waste all that on her being “asleep”. Tanner Mayes attacks a cock, she rides it like she needs a lift, Tanner Mayes loves the penis, and performing on or around it. Thank god, because that saves me all the begging I would have to do if she was just doing centerfold work.

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Knee High Socks

Tanner Mayes is already an adorable teen who acts like a complete slut, but the knee high socks are fucking killer. Special request from me to Tanner, please wear some socks and come right over. They seem to be a trademark of hers, of sorts, so we thought we’d throw a whole section to honor all her socks, the pink ones, the plaid ones the blue ones, they’re all fairly hot.

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Bondage

I can really only think of two good reasons for tying up Tanner Mayes. As we’ve discussed before, she ads a lot of energy to a scene, so it’s a shame for her to be tied down during one. Reason number one, the obvious, that’s your shit, and you tie everybody up. I get you, that’s cool. Reason number two, you CANNOT sexually challenge Tanner Mayes without artificial help, and I think this bites straight to the core. Some girls you can hold down and drill them, just a regular missionary pounding, and it’s plenty to overwhelm her, not Tanner Mayes, she’d probably spit in your face and scream a you for being such a pussy, hence the ball gag and general restraints.

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Groups

Bring your friends, got 2 girls and 3 dudues, she’s down. Just a couple booking? She eats pussy like a pro, and loves your penis. Tanner Mayes just may be the ultimate party favor, and there’s the occasional rumor that she IS one. What a girl! Everyone should be so privileged.

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Squirting

Splish splash she can give you a bath. Not every woman has the unique ability to give you the female geyser, but she certainly does. Below you can see that she can really drench a scene when she gets going, so behold the amazing feat of the female eruption.

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Best Scenes

Cum Tummy

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April 2011 Babe of the Month Sasha Grey

TarPy — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 03:06:21 +0000

You ever have that feeling that a porn star might not be one for much longer? Usually it’s because they’re strung out, flaky, or just not all that special. In Sasha Grey’s case the opposite is true, she might not be a porn star much longer because she moves onto bigger and better things. Sasha’s career seems to be heading towards mainstream acting and you know part of me is like, “Yay, good for her” but there’s that other side that’s like, “NOOooOooOooOo keep getting naked and taking dick.”

The Girlfriend Experience directed by Academy Award Winning Steven Soderbergh is that mainstream vehicle that got her going in that direction, check it out, I have to admit I did not see the movie yet, but I will just because of Sasha. Back to the original point though, she’s done a shitload of porn, and we’re going to start enjoying that porn right now because once she goes more mainstream we’ll be lucky to see a little tit and ass but while she’s in porn we get to see a lot of tit, ass, pussy, fucking, cumshots, you get where I’m going with this.

Is this the face that launched a thousand ships…what? I thought I would classy up this porn post and get some literary quotes in…wait, even I’m like, wtf is with literary quotes? The thing is Sasha Grey has an amazingly unique look and can be defined as a classical beauty. That’s right, she doesn’t even have to get naked and you’d be turned on just by that face.

Her body is tight. I don’t mean tight like those women that work out too much and kind of turn man-like and sinewy. No, she’s got that tight body of youth, where the laws of gravity have not yet found her and where nakedness just seems like the right thing to do. Sasha’s got such a hot body she could probably walk around in public all day and people would go, “Yeah, she has the body to do that.”

Sasha Grey has tits you can recognize in photos. It’s like give me 10,000 pictures of tits and I can pick out hers without much effort. Pointing up a little more than others, a little puffy, and they have what I’d like to call suck appeal. Sasha Grey’s tits you just want to latch onto and start sucking and staying in that position pretty much all day long and that might be difficult if you know, you want to go to dinner or something, but like the nudity in public, I’m pretty sure most people would go…yeah I understand that. So, if you happen to be dating Sasha Grey, you can suck her nipples in public and everyone will understand.

This is what I’m going to miss most of all if Sasha Grey goes all mainstream….Pussy shots! You can name on your one hand how many mainstream movies showed a nice glimpse of pussy. Let’s face it, in my generation you automatically think of Sharon Stone’s pussy shot, but that was just a glimpse, it’s not like porn where you get to see the pussy, see the pussy stretch, see it nice and wet, see it get stuffed with things that seem too large to fit, and why is this starting to sound like a porn version of a Dr. Seuss book? Back on topic, See Sasha Grey’s pussy, commit it to memory because unless she’s going to start testing some industrial strength dildos or looks at a watermelon and says, “I think it’ll fit” it won’t change all that much and when you see her doing regular acting you’ll have the pussy shot committed to memory.

What can we say about Sasha Grey’s ass? I want to say it’s perfect but perfect is too tame of a word to describe it. Her ass is like the Swiss Army Knife of asses…okay, what the hell does that mean? It means pretty much every man will enjoy her ass, dudes that like the big phat asses will love her ass and the ones that like small and tight will also love it. That’s right, it’s the ultimate utility ass…umm, okay this is getting weird. What I mean to say is, it’s got that shape to it, got some bubblyness about it to please the ass fanatics, but at the same time it’s small and compact. Just check the ass out, you’ll see what I mean.

Sucking the cream filling out of a twinkie, yes I’d pay to see Sasha doing that, but she’s got a nice collection of blowjobs for us to look at for free, so lets start by doing that. Sasha kind of has this look when she’s sucking dick like, “Yes I have a dick in my mouth but I’d rather it be yours” and that’s fine by me. Sasha plays up to the camera with her blowjobs…it almost seems like a virtual blowjob to the viewer. Doubt it? Check it out…

Yes, some softcore fetish shots again of our lovely Sasha Grey sporting the stockings. I’ll admit, I have a stocking fetish, but she’s one of the few models that I just think more about her than how she looks in the stockings.

Now here’s something you definitely won’t be seeing in her Entourage appearances. I’ve been avoiding the show Entourage just because it feels too cool for me to watch it, but now that I know Sasha’s appearing, I’ll just be that peeping tom and watch the show even though I’m not cool enough to watch it regularly. Bring in the cum and lets see what Sasha does with the money shot.

If she ever becomes really popular and mainstream, do you think she’d get interviewed by Jay Leno? See, I don’t think Jay Leno would ask the types of questions that I’d want to ask Sasha, like, what’s the biggest toy you ever tried to fit in your pussy? Or have you ever done it with a mechanical dildo that’s powered by the engine of a Vespa? See, that’s why we have someone like Jimmy Kimmel cause he might just ask the question.

Girl On Girl action. You notice how they don’t usually say Lesbians in porn? Sure the act itself is lesbian in nature, but let’s face it, most porn models just don’t look dykish enough to say it’s lesbian porn. I mean look at most of the lesbian sites on the net…do any of those models look like they’d be a gym teacher? Not to say all female gym teachers are lesbos, just all the ugly ones. So let’s look at some of Sasha Grey’s girl on girl action.

…but will she do anal? At some point in your porn career, whether you’re doing the backend tech maintenance or you’re shooting the content, there will come that point where that question will be asked, “…but will she do anal?” It almost always comes at the end of a compliment…like, damn she’s hot, but will she do anal? Geez she’s got perfect tits, but will she do anal? Its gotten so bad that even non-pornstars will get the treatment, like, Eva Longoria is recently divorced, bet she didn’t do anal. In fact, try it for a day, ask that anal question or use it as a comment just to spice up everyday conversation. You can live the life of a pornster if you do.

Oh, and yes, Sasha Grey does Anal and once a model does anal, you can expect double penetration, group sex, etc. Once you let the porn world enter that dark abyss, you might as well get tied up and fucked by 12 eager dicks.

See what I tell you….does she do anal leads to all sorts of other things like double penetration.

Group Sex

I mean if you do anal, you’re bound to do Interracial stuff as well. I’m telling you, anal is like the gateway to all good things. Get your girlfriend to go anal and you can pretty much go to threesomes, odd fetishes, and if it’s your sort of thing you can let her fuck a rather large dicked black man.

A seperate section for hardcore? I mean really, at this point the last three sections were more or less hardcore subdivisions. So this section is just like…wanna see her get fucked some more? Which pretty much means yes cause it’s Sasha Fucking Grey of course you want to see her get fucked some more.

Bondage…Sasha that type of girl if you tied her up she’d look at you like, “You have my body tied up but my soul will always be free”…I know, I think I’ve been hitting too many beers to finish off this post in a lucid sort of way, but no really, that’s what she looks like. Come on, it’s like, some women you could fuck with a baseball bat and they’d be like, pfft is that it? That’s kind of like Sasha Grey and bondage. There’s no submissive, oh no, I’m tied up, nope, there’s defiance there.

Some favorite picture from the Pichunter Staff…granted all the pics are kind of my favorite, but there’s just some that stand out a little more.

Best scenes of her getting fucked…cause just like favorite pictures there’s some scenes that just are a bit better.

March 2011 Babe of the Month Lexi Belle

Grimes — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 15:28:26 +0000

If I asked you to describe a pornstar what would pop into your head? There’s that stereo-typical image that would come up, blonde, big fake tits, tanned, and slightly plastic. Now what if I said describe that hot chick you always wanted to bone in high school because she was just so damn cute and dotted her i’s with little hearts but would occasionally wear something tight and slutty. Okay, that second description is what I think of with Lexi Belle.

That’s not to say Lexi Belle isn’t a major pornstar, she is, she’s a talent, a name brand, and a babe through and through, but she’s also not a cookie cutter type pornstar. This is why we’re setting up an altar to Lexi Belle’s awesomeness. Shit, we might have to make up a new word just for Lexi Belle like….Cutiesextacular.

Now before I get to the pictures, I sometimes read up on a person’s biography, and sure enough Lexi’s start in the industry sounds like a screenplay to a b-rated movie. A guy sees her hotness on myspace, she’s working in a video store, and he goes to the video store and recruits her. Here’s what I want to know, how the fuck does that work out? Let’s try this scenario out for the average man, like me. Mr. Blue goes to video store, see’s hot chick he saw on myspace and goes up to her and asks, “Hey, I was perving on your profile on myspace and think you should be in porn”….how long before the cops would be called and I would be tagged as an internet stalker with a 50 foot restraining order placed against me.

Enough of the ramble, lets just be glad someone saw that something special in Lexi and shared her with the world. Now, onto the pictures and we start with that face, that cute lovable face that will smirk a little playful horny smile that’s the invitation to hardcore sexual romp.

Body shots, because you should see Lexi as a complete package before you describe every detail. As a complete package she’s still got that hot chick in high school feel and even though I know she’s legal, I’d feel like there’s a possibility of jail time in my future. Recently though she’s blossoming into a sexual prime, so, as you can see in these photos she’ll go from elegant sexy, to art nudes, to cute babe, and all of them suit her.

Now lets break it down and go to the body parts starting off with her fantastic looking tits. Lexi Belle, wait for it, wait for it, is all natural. That’s right you silicone addicted juggheads, this girl is still all natural and if you ever get tired of palming a basketball and want to go to the soft wonders of real breasts Lexi Belle is just the right choice. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against big fake tits, but give me a set of naturals and I’m a happy man. Come on, it’s like a stress relief ball, fondling her breasts would probably lower your blood pressure and put you in a better mood. I wonder if that line would work on her, hmm, “Lexi, I need to squeeze your breasts to relieve some stress”…wait…am I going to get another restraining order against me for that line?

Junk in the trunk? I think not. Lexi got a tight little ass and she probably will never have one of those huge butts you want to bounce quarters off of, but variety is the spice of life and seeing her walking around in a pair of daisy dukes would make even the most hardened big butt guy go, yeah okay, I’d tap that, and hey the ass won’t jiggle endlessly when you spank it and yes, Lexi’s been naughty and you know you’ll want to give her a spanking.

Pussy Shots, yes, we have your pussy shots. To me pussy’s always been a matter of feel rather than appearance. That’s right, to truly know if a woman has a good pussy, you gotta fuck her. You can sort of tell tightness of pussy by a picture, but lets face it, until you’re playing hiding the salami you’re not going to know if it’s a Prime Grade A Pussy. So let’s think of this section more about what’s being done to her pussy and let’s just say, damn, it looks nice and tight doesn’t it. For this review to be completely Lexi Belle will unfortunately have to go through some rigorous testing…I have, umm, a special tool…yes, ummm that will gauge tightness.

Does she do anal? Well…kinda, lol. The photo guy managed to find her getting it with a strapon and her taking a vibrator up the ass. I’m pretty sure she’s done anal scenes though, so, I might have to do a little research or if you know her best anal scenes post it in the comments and it’ll be added later.

Can you think of any other model you’d want giving you a blowjob more than Lexi Belle? Sure, I’m positive I can think of some, but but but but, right now all I want is Lexi Belle gobbling down on my cock. She knows how to look up at you, that’s right, you got the full length gagging her pretty mouth, but she still knows to make the eye contact. That’s right, for me, a good blowjob involves lots of eye contact, well, and also the sucking like a Hoover Vacuum but I don’t think I even needed to state that obvious point.

Is Lexi Bells Cum shy? Hell no, this girl will take a cumshot with the best of them and she doesn’t even look revolted by it. Heck, she looks like she enjoys it. You ever cum in a girls mouth only to have her make that disgusted, “Omg, did he just cum in my mouth when I told him to pull out”…Lexi wouldn’t be like that, she’s not a wussy pornstar, she likes it and the evidence is listed below:

Girl on Girl action? Yes please, can I have some more? A lot of female pornstars will start with girl on girl stuff. I don’t know, somehow a toy is less threatening than a cock. Unless they think it makes them somehow less of a pornstar because she isn’t taking multiple dicks weekly. Who knows, who cares, I like the lesbo stuff and Lexi Belle is just perfect for it. You can almost picture her at a party and she just starts making out with a girl and every guy just stares on like they’ve just seen Jesus walk on water. Personally I think Lexi should always be the “chick” in a lesbo scene, the one getting it with a strapon / vibrator, but she gives and takes.

Wait are we going all softcore fetish on you here? Why not, the girl looks damn good in socks, brings out that innocent cute look, and she looks sultry in stockings. So all you nylon fetishist, rejoice, for Pichunter Blog brings you Lexi Belle and she’s wearing socks. Btw, the French Maid set is my favorite listed below.

Group sex was made for someone like Lexi Belle. She’s like that cute add-on or can be the center of attention with 6 dicks surrounding her. This is the thing that people don’t get about group sex, sure, there’s a bunch of people having sex, but sometimes you’re more of a sideline player and sometimes your the center of attention. Lexi does a little of both. Granted, I think she should be the center of attention, something about that cute chick getting slammed by multiples is just hot as hell, but she’s also a team player and will lick titties while another girl is getting slammed. Remember, there’s no “I” in group sex, wait what?

By default Lexi Belle had to do hardcore. She’s plenty pretty as a solo model, don’t get me wrong, but her appeal is definitely that cute Southern Belle that you want to see fucked. Granted, I think all porn models should do hardcore, but some need to do it more than others and Lexi Belle is a definite. I want to say she’s got the personality for it or maybe there’s just that something about her that makes you want to vicariously live through the video and fuck a choice babe like her, who knows, who cares, lets watch her get nailed.

Okay, I get the bondage stuff, honestly I do, but scroll down and you see her with this weird ass makeup on. All I gotta say, who the fuck thought up that stupid idea? It’s like, okay, we’re getting super hot Lexi Belle in, now let’s make her up to look like Heath Ledger in Batman. Okay, would I still fuck her, yeah…maybe I’d even get into the whole role playing shit and be all Joker Crazy, but come on, you get a perfect piece of ass like Lexi Belle and you go put clown make-up on her?

Onto the favorites and man these scenes are super hot, high quality, and just makes you want to take Lexi Belle home with you.

Lexi Belle’s personal favorites and that first one is just sizzling and now I’m wondering if the whole, “I need to test your pussy for the Pichunter Blog” line will work.

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February 2011 Babe of the Month Phoenix Marie

TarPy — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 09:28:26 +0000

Phenix Marie

At the time of writing, Phoenix Marie is around 30 years old, and she started somewhere around 26-27, so she’s never been a “teen”. Unlike Monique Alexander who basically grew up on film, Phoenix Marie only acts like she’s been on a porn set her whole life. If you dig around a little you can find that Phoenix Marie refers to her sexual abilities as her skills. Level Up! Come to think of it, imagine if you had to make a Pornstar game for EA Sports, and you had to go through each and every skill category for each pornstar, numerically. Like, is Jenna Haze a 92 in Blowjobs, and an 87 in Cock Riding? Well, that’s basically this post anyhow, done in the much more forgiving format of metaphor. So let us begin. Phoenix Marie used to rent Harley Davidson motorcycles, although she doesn’t disclose how she lost that job, I’ll assume it’s because her ass had more CCs than any other motor there, and it wasn’t available for customer rental. Imagine the outrage. I’m mad right now. Emotions aside, she’s curvy and long, doe eyed and slutty, and enough for us to give Phoenix Marie the February 2011 Babe of the Month.

Her Face

Here, I’m going to answer two questions for you, right here, right now, in this section. Number One, what does Phoenix Marie’s face look like on the end of my dick? While we didn’t have a photo of YOUR dick on hand, nor the time to make a different version of this post for each reader, we have, I would say, provided ample photos of Phoenix Marie on the end of various cocks, and hope genuinely that you are able to find a rough approximation of the shape if the not the size of your very own penis, with which you may make an approximation of how that should look. Ladies, yes, I realize some of my audience came here without a penis to type “pichunter” for them, and to you ladies I fucking solute you. Girls get way too much shit for looking at or being interested in porn, so if you’ve made it this far into the article, welcome. For what it’s worth, you like looking at a pretty girl sucking dick too, so there’s plenty here for your clits to enjoy, rub away ladies! NUUUUUUMBER TWO, what does her face look like in general? I know, I know, it’s a much more mundane question, but I feel it’s extremely important, if not extremely porny. So, I’d say it’s beautiful, in an uptown kind of way. She doesn’t describe her background as being particularly privledged, and she doesn’t look like a blue blood, but Phoenix Marie certainly looks like she should be rich now. She’d fit in on Desperate Housewives, or Modern Family in a cast photo. Phoenix sports glamour hair more than anything else, and I really like the way it holds a curl. But what do I know, look below, we’ve got actual photography of Phoenix Marie’s actual face.

Her Body

Last month examined one of the tightest bodies, this month, something with more umph. Phoenix Marie’s curves go on like the horizon, forever. No skin and bones, no over-toned muscles, Phoenix is exactly the right shape without being too hard or bony. Smooth, soft, like men imagine when they think of a politician’s mistress.

Her Tits

Emeril Lagase says, “BAM!” Marv Albert goes with, “Yeeeeeeessssssshh!” They were both talking about this woman’s tits. Jesus Christ himself only turned let Mary Magdalene anywhere near his feet because Phoenix Marie was accepting an AVN award that week. Blowjobs, Missionary, Cowgirl, and Titty Fucking are like the 1,2,3,4s of any scene with this chick, because you have got to focus on her chesticles for just a bit there. These things are certainly one of cosmetic surgery’s crowning achievements, but you just have to love them in every scene. And good lord has she learned to utilize them, girl can clean your dick with those things, and has. Feast on the teats below.

Her Pussy

Phoenix Marie has a glamorous pussy. Sleek, aerodynamic, concealed and tight as snowpants, Phoenix Marie’s pussy is a thing of beauty. Her pussy lips seem to exist only as pointers to her tasteful clit. Her pussy is just puffy enough to give her nice cameltoe in a bikini to tell you it’s right there. I wanna take this woman to the fucking beach now, anyhow, look below.

Her Ass

Fucking thing wins awards. Phoenix Marie not only gets awards for the actual shape, quality and appearance of her ass, but also for the PERFORMANCE of her ass getting multiple nods for her anal performances on screen. Her bountiful booty gobbles up porn sized cocks into the depths of her amazing ass. I’m not even a huge fan of anal, and I love to watch the men of porn drill this particular oil field. And again, she is one of the few chicks to actually look classy while getting fucked in the ass, I can’t explain how she does it, so I won’t. But if you love a curvy girl riding a hard dick up her ass, then this might be the girl for you.