June 2011 Babe of the Month Kristina Rose
Kristina Rose
Kristina Rose got her start at the end of 2007, but she had a background of working with adult companies for years off screen, which fits because she looks like the general receptionist I’d get fired for banging in the copy room. What a delightful experience that would be too. Kristina Rose is fresh faced, but doesn’t look overly teeny, she’s got massive assets on the back side and is a voracious performer known for her group scenes and anal work. Believe me, she’s put in the work, fans of anal are probably already well familiar with this amazing talent. Kristina Rose attacks a scene and seems to genuinely love both porn and penis. Maybe she’d love yours too.
Face
Kristina Rose sports an expressive mug capable of flashing from hungry for your penis, to thinking of slipping 2 fingers in your asshole, on her slight little cheekbones that give her an almost Asian look sometimes. I think it’s her eyebrows that are so expressive, plucked, waxed or natural, she doesn’t fuck them up. That’s what gets weird about writing posts like these, I’ve got like a whole fucking paragraph to say something about Kristina Rose’s face, and where I might put my sperm on it, and how that may differentiate from some other girl’s face for whom I’d also like to donate a frothy sperm shake. But, I think it’s her fucking eyebrows, this Kristina Rose has got face, and she fucking knows it. I bet she gives good face too, the film supports the idea, but I personally have no idea. That’s probably fixable, but another topic entirely. It also is worth noting that one of the best times to watch her face is during especially torrid anal sessions. Kristina lapses into a face that says, “I love the way this HURRRTS”
Body
Kristina Rose has a crossover body. She pulls off thin without being body, she’s soft without being flabby. She’s like one of those fucked up SUV-Car-Station Wagon things. It’s got a little something for everybody, but on it’s own it’s not essentially great at any one thing, but that’s ok, the body is after all just a chassis when you’re talking about Fuck-Rods, and with the big block chevy she’s dangling off the back of her waist, the chassis doesn’t need to offer much to curb appeal, perhaps it’s best not to be too notable, that lets us spend more time feasting on her ass.
Tits
There comes a time in every Babe of the Month article, and Epic Post when I have to cover something that is less than amazing. I try to be complimentary to most everyone, and most any style of body, because to be honest we don’t really cover anyone unattractive, as these girls all regularly get paying work. But, I guess I would say that Kristina Rose isn’t getting cast for her mammaries. I like them, Kristina Rose sports cute nipples, and though they aren’t particularly large, she doesn’t lose any points for shape, direction, or appearance, just size. And, honestly, if I’m craving tits tonight, there are other models for that, especially if I’m not picky about them being natural tits. So, I applaud Kristina Rose’s decision not to get sizable implants to balance her bodacious booty, because sometimes it’s really nice to have a girl that’s more real, more attainable, not that there’s anything particularly attainable about this girl’s killer glare, and massive booty, but the tits, eh, there’re just fine tits, nothing that grabs a headline.
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Ass
Ka-BLAM! Every so often, an ass like this one unsettles me on the inside, I get choked, short of breath, and my eyes water a little bit. This reaction is not entirely uncommon for me, I get it sometimes watching the sunset over the mountains, or when I see a moment of true human exchange, or when Kristina drops her thang like that, tears, almost every time. I mean, it could just be a big ass, or a nicely shaped ass, or maybe she’s just talented at anal, but no, it’s ALLLL of those things, at once, and in one frame on your screen. Seriously, if you like anal, and you’ve never seen Kristina Rose ride a pole from the backside, stop reading right fucking now, enjoy some footage, and re-read this shit. You NEED to understand. She’s got this little bounce she does at the bottom, where you’re all the way in, and then she just lets you tap the back 3 or 4 times before she pulls it back out again. I mean she rides dicks the way pretentious bartenders pour a Guiness, do you fucking get me? Of course you don’t. Now’s not the time for anal, you just get to look at her ass here… JUST, as if it wasn’t enough…. but there is… more
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Pussy
Kristina Rose must have gotten the pussy in a package deal with the body, it’s so middle of the road. It’s not a huge meaty pussy with big ole’ lips, but it’s not tiny and tucked away. It’s there, but in the way the dude’s rug really tied the room together. I mean, it’s not the first thing you look at with her, but it certainly completes the picture and has plenty of utility. And, to my knowledge, she’s yet to have a chinaman pee on her pussy, so that’s one up she’s got on the dude’s rug. I’ll tell you what, sitting here writing this article, I’m thinking her pussy could really bring my office together in a whole new way. You see, just because it’s middle of the road, doesn’t mean it’s not capable of accomplishing great feats, quite the contrary, in an industry struggling to find new stars, and mostly just turning over the finest from the class of ’05, Kristina Rose is a late ’07, more like an ’08. Poor girl got huge while the industry was dying, it’s both impressive and sad, and it was all accomplished with a middle of the road pussy, and the tits god gave her. Kudos, I look forward to your every scene baby, you’re super comfortable with the way you look, and it’s super sexy to watch girls own it, and when she own it, she OWN IT.
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Favorite Scenes
Hustler
First she’s really cute in cotton panties, then she’s all distressed with a large cock in her, didn’t I tell you she had an expressive face?
Lingerie and Dildo
I dunno, I’m just partial to getting my girls all classed up. Kristina Rose in Lingerie.
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Picture by In The Crack
Kristina and a Girlfriend
For what it’s worth, I have no idea if Kristina Rose really fantasizes about girls when she rubs one out at home, but what I DO know is more important. Kristina Rose is a fucking TEAM PLAYER in her scenes, she really goes out there never to be dead on film, just waiting for the guy to “go back to her” or whatever the fuck it is some girls do when they are slightly off camera. Kristina always finds a way to lick balls, or toss her mouth in there for a dick cleaner, or whatever other nastiness it needs to get that scene to that “next level.” She brings a tenacity that too many dead fish rookies never even tryout. With girl scenes, it’s no different, Kristina Rose throws herself at hot pussy like she was me writing a blog post. I mean, she looks like she’s move into Monique Alexander’s pussy with me and setup a futon. I dunno, pussy futon.
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Picture by Penthouse 
Picture by Penthouse
So that’s it! That’s mother fucking it this time. We’ve failed, I feel it. Somehow we didn’t get to the heart of her anal talents, but I think that just means, EPIC UPDATE!
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