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Bubblewrap Fear and Fake Boobs

69blue — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 08:42:23 +0000

Here’s the thing, my brain is totally fucked, and that’s me completely sober. When I added this rant section to the blog I thought how bad this section of the blog will be because it’s pretty much no rules, no agenda, just random shit that pops into my head.

*Pop* There goes another Bubblewrap bubble. Incase you live in some shithole and don’t know what bubblewrap is, here you go:

Used to ship stuff and it’s supposed to protect the item, but let’s face it, it’s there because guys and yes, even girls, like to pop the little bubbles. So, someone sent me some crap in the mail today and it had bubblewrap. Of course I squeezed it, got it popping, and was like, ahhh bubblewrap.

However, Bubblewrap has changed my sexual practices with women that have fake boobs. I’ll admit, I’ve squeezed real breasts nice and hard during sex. There’s a few women that probably still have my fingerprints on their cleavage. I got big hands and I enjoy the squeezing as you’ve seen in some of my previous posts.

Today though I realized as I was popping some bubblewrap that I don’t squeeze fake breasts as hard as I squeeze real ones. That’s not to say that I’m not palming them like a basketball, but that all out full contact squeezing just doesn’t happen and it’s all because of popping bubblewrap.

What the hell would happen if I squeezed so hard, the damn thing popped, that’s right, just like bubblewrap. So tonight I’m here to find the answer, the truth, can you pop a breast implant if you squeeze them too hard. Here’s the link that I came up with: http://www.realself.com/question/hard-squeeze-silicone-gel-implants-causing-rupture

Okay some woman has a husband that’s like me only he doesn’t have the bubblewrap fear. Basically all the doctors are like don’t worry too much, they’re really hard to break, but they’re not lifetime devices, blah blah blah, but two things in the article. First the first doctor says this to the woman:

“By Peter A. Aldea, MD – Memphis Plastic Surgeon

First, few people really enjoy having their appendages squeezed repeatedly much less forcefully. This is true for augmented and non-augmented breasts. You can readily relieve your “paranoia” by informing that compulsive “Mr. Whipple” squeezing husband of yours to stop it or parts of his anatomy will have to reciprocally pass repeated squeeze tests as well. You get to pick those parts.

Second, silicone implants are hard to break BUT they are not impossible to rupture. Repeated compressions and releases eventually weaken the shell to the point where it leaks. As a result implants can last anywhere from a year to over 20 years but eventually they will fail, leak and require exchanging.*

Okay, first off, you’re a fucking idiot. You probably drive around in a Mercedes Benz all built on these fake boobs. So if you’re going to make the sex doll for us, don’t tell us not to play with it vigoreously. Have you ever seen male children play with toys? That’s right, so, if you build it, build it like a tonka fucking truck, something that won’t break under our streneous play.

Second off, the rest of the doctors were cool, said it most likely wouldn’t happen, and it’s more general wear and tear that causes these things to leak. So, I probably still won’t be as vigorous with fake boobs but I don’t think they’re bubblewrap easy breakable.

Now, Let’s see some titties to make us all feel better…some are real, some are fake, and all are enjoyable!

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Natural Busty Milf Rachel Love

69blue — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 07:39:08 +0000

Stay in porn long enough or even surf porn long enough, you know that models can be called milf one day and add pigtails and suddenly they’re shot for a teen website. It’s the nature of the beast, but sometimes you come across a milfy milf, you know, the ones that couldn’t pass as a teen even if they tried. Rachel Love, just happens to be one of those really hot milf that I came across this morning and thought of doing a quick post before I start my day or finish my day as I haven’t slept yet.

Rachel Love has those nice big natural funbags and I’m just waiting for that woman that wants me to play with her tits all day long. See this is what women don’t get, they’ll let you fondle them during sex, but let’s face it, I want to squeeze those breasts all day long. I mean some dudes when they’re watching tv, they’ll shove the hand down their pants and chill. For me, I want to squeeze breasts all day long and when I watch tv. I think I should start a club, ADBS (All Day Breast Squeezers), because some of us just need more than others.

Anyway, get enjoying this hot milf, and when I say something like, “I’m whipping out the dick and jerking now” that’s exactly what I’m doing because I’m not just some guy spewing stuff, I’m a certified porn junkie.

June 2010 Babe of the Month Gina Lynn

69blue — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 00:52:36 +0000

Gina Lynn as a babe of the month is almost a gimme. I mean we love Gina Lynn here, we’ve done a ton of posts with her, and we have an interview that will be popped this month and it’s incredibly hot. Gina Lynn just was destined to be our babe of the month of June.

Only thing is, now I need to find a ton of new stuff to post because we’ve posted so much of her already…I know you guys don’t feel sorry at all for me searching hours and hours of porn just to bring something new to you. I know, it’s tough work but someone’s gotta do it.

Thing I like most about Gina Lynn, well besides the hotness, is that Tarpy actually does have an in with her. I mean, he’s been to her house, he’s hung out with her, and you know what this means? Means if I ever end up single and she’s doing some featured dancing in the area…Tarpy can make a call for me. I don’t know what that means exactly, but I kind of got stiff just thinking of the possibilities.

Anyway, enjoy some videos, there will be a boat load more stuff featuring Gina this month and a lot of exclusives, so stay tuned.

The Mixed Blessings of Technology

69blue — Mon, 31 May 2010 09:04:45 +0000

Technology, what would we do without it? The thing is we used to do without it just fine, but now we’re totally fucked if technology goes away. For the last week I had bad internet problems and I was jittery like a crack whore that was cut off by her pimp from the good blow.

Day 1 started with my internet service being up and down off. Now you’d think that I’d be like, “fuck it, I’ll do something else” but nope, every 30 fucking minutes it would disconnect, I’d wait for it to come back on, and then go through the annoyance of being disconnected again. This is the first sign of addiction, especially since it went on for 3 fucking days like that.

Around Day 4, it was down for 3 hours each day, but then would come back online. I started to feel like this was a 12 step program to slowly ween me off the internet. You know, start with 30 minutes, then a few hours, and then….The net totally went out.

I’ll admit, I make my money online, friends, my downtime is online, and I use the internet to look every piece of worthless shit up. That’s right, I watch a movie, and I go…”Let me visit IMBD to get a bio on this actor” because it’s not just good enough anymore for me to watch the damn movie, I need to know more….MOAR….and that my friend is the red pill that we all end up taking eventually.

The internet starts as some productive wonder tool and ends up with you watching 2 hours of Japanese prank shows because youtube keyworded and linked all the damn videos and like potato chips you couldn’t just eat one. You go to break.com and suddenly you watch a few hours of dumbasses that don’t know how to fight beat each other up. Suddenly that productive tool as becoming this mind numbing nothingness that we can’t live without.

A friend of mine is going on a cruise. A nice fucking cruise to the caribbean and what’s the first word they say to me, “This is going to suck, I won’t have the internet” and I was just like, “Really? Dude, it’s a fucking cruise, come on now”

So what’s the blessing of technology and the internet? I’m going to have to say two things: Porn and Digital Cameras. Really they’re one thing, but let’s face it, everyone is making porn nowadays. It might not end up on the internet but if you can’t talk your woman into getting naked infront of a camera…you’re just not a man.

Benchmarks in manhood have changed. When I was going to highschool, it was good enough to say, “Yeah, I touched her boobs” and people would just believe it or call you out as a liar. Most of the times, they’d believe it, unless you touched the boobs of some girl in “Canada” that’s right, and your friends will never meet this girl from “Canada” to verify this fact.

No, the benchmark of man now has become, “Yeah I touched her titties, and I got a flip video to prove it, BOOOYAH”…wait, I’m losing the thread of this blog post.

What’s the point of it? Technology is a mixed blessing. Eventually with my net down for so long I started doing other things that I enjoy and it was kind of an eye opening experience and I don’t necessarily want to get that hooked on the net anymore. However, technology is great, it has exploded our perverted little world and every female is now a pornstar. Doubt it? Look at any woman on your block under the age of like, 50, and I bet you somewhere there’s some amateur porn shot of her.

Now to keep this post kosher as a porn post, I’m just going to the Pichunter Society and pulling some pictures of amateurs that would have never been seen if technology didn’t bring out their little pervert side:

This fine amateur goes by the name sexylisa, and all I can say is fuck yeah. You realize that she’s probably dressed all conservative 99% of the day and then there’s that moment when she’s like with her boyfriend and going, “Hey, lets see what guys on the internet say about this”….Now sexylisa, I’ll say this much, I watch a ton of porn, and this picture totally drive me nuts. You are one of the reasons technology is wonderful.

burnel, okay, it’s a weird screenname, but if she keeps posting pics like this my dick is going to break off because I can’t stop masturbating to amateur porn and she’s got one of the finest bodies I’ve seen. Yes, that’s right, you make techology great burnel, thank you.

And it’s all shapes and sizes and this was posted by her husband. You sir, are a man, that’s right because you’ve accomplished that simple goal of getting your woman to do some homemade porn. Yeah tat’s right she’s not a pencil, she’s not a typical porn model, but you know she’s probably an absolutely great fuck. I’m not kidding dude, if you’re into the sharing your wife thing fucking let me know. God, I love technology.

Wait, here’s three photos coming your way of someone that just knows what a man likes, her screenname is sexxytexxy

That’s right, she’s taking most of these photos on her own, you can tell, and how sexy is that? She didn’t even need some boyfriend to convince her that her naked body should be posted on the net and guess what, she knows exactly what Mr. Blue likes. I swear I need to get Tarpy to set up a travel fund for me where I can fly in hot women from Pichunter Society to my love nest on Long Island.

The next photo shows a pervert that must have gone to art school:

So much to say here, a perfect body and oddly enough the guy made it look almost surreal perfect, this is like how a hot woman would look after you drank a bottle of everclear and was heading towards the white light. Bonus points for the dude that went artistic with a perfect looking girlfriend. Double bonus points for being an artsy dude that isn’t gay!

Check this out….

Even dudes that have fucked up looking couches can get a hot woman sitting naked on it and posing for pictures. Seriously, that couch looks like something that’s in your grandmother’s basement and hasn’t done nothing since the 70′s. Now, even dudes that are placed in this situation can get their hot girlfriends naked and doing amateur porn. What the fuck is your excuse for not doing it? Fucking guy has a granny couch and he’s still doing it and look at that girlfriend, UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE hot. Dude, come on, this is me calling all you lame motherfuckers out. Get your girlfriends to do webcam shows, porn shoots, start them slowly if you can’t get her spread eagle on a granny couch.

What to do with these pictures? I gave you the idea, you fuckers better be hooking the Blue up with some fine new amateur porn. Now get out of here bitches and do the homework assignment I gave to you.

Pichunter Society

Jayden Jaymes Getting Reamed

69blue — Sun, 30 May 2010 11:20:20 +0000

Jayden Jaymes, I don’t know, but I would like to get to know her. I mean there’s a lot of pornstars that become kind of famous, but you might not meet them because you don’t run in the same circles. However, not to make it like I’m swinging with all these pornstars, umm, because I’m not, but goddamn it, everyone thinks I am. Huh? Recently I was talking with a friend and he finally figured out I was in porn. The series of questions followed something like this: 1. Do you know (insert the name of his favorite pornstar), 2. Have you ever fucked a pornstar? 3. Hey, can you get me a pass to (insert name of favorite site).

Now, I’d love to answer, yes, yes, sure no problem, but it would be stretching the truth just a bit. I don’t want to pull the veil off and ruin the fantasy, but a lot of porn is sitting behind a computer, not socializing much and just whacking off to porn. Granted, there’s moments that you do get to “live like a porn pusher” but they’re pretty rare for most of us. Anyway, back to Jayden Jaymes, she’s one of those girls that I would like to meet and yes, fuck, but the likelyhood of that happening, not so good. So for now, let’s enjoy Jayden Jaymes.

Dane Cross Phone Interview

69blue — Fri, 28 May 2010 05:20:49 +0000

I’ll be the first one to admit, I don’t really follow male pornstars, and most of the times I’m not willing to even acknowledge their existence. Let’s face it when you’re watching a porno are you really checking out the male talent? No, they’re there as a tool, they’re your surrogate dick to fuck women you don’t stand a chance of fucking in real life.

Normally the only time I acknowledge male pornstars is when they are so disturbing, they fuck up the surrogate cock status and you’re like….damn, that dude is fuck ugly, like some sort of bridge troll, and then of course the second you start making fun of the dude that looks like a hobbit, it ruins the mood.

Dane Cross though, might just be, the coolest male pornstar going. Why you ask? Listen to the interview, he really is laid back, he’s not arrogant, and you can totally relate to the guy. So, okay Dane Cross, you can be the surrogate dick for Mr. Blue. I’ll give you a list of women I want to fuck and you go ahead and do it. Now, onto the inteview and then some clips of Dane Cross at work.

I know, I suck, I haven’t figured out a better way to deliver these interviews. I’m working on maybe doing it in flash over one of the pornstars movie or something like that. This shit is a work in progress I tell you.

Now let me throw down some Dane Cross scenes just so you know the man because most of you are like, “Dane Cross? The comedian?” No people, that’s Dane Cook and I wouldn’t subject you to an interview with Dane Cook, come on, I treat you better than that.

Just click on the pics below for a video sampling of Dane Cross doing Faye Reagan:

Final comments. I think I’m going to try the Dane Cross beard. It has a certain functional quality about it. Secondly, I wonder if Faye Reagan will be like, “Oh, Mr. Bluecross” and mistake me for him and she’ll let me fuck her.

Finally, Tarpy should have asked what games Dane Cross plays. You know the guy is a gamer. Is he a first person shooter guy? Or is he like a rpg, mmorpg type guy? See, Tarpy dropped the ball on this one. Here’s my thought, he games, we game, we end up playing the same games, and then he of course, gets us lots of pornstar pussy. What? I’m not kidding you play computer games with someone you become bros and you share pornstars. Well known fact.

Anyway, thanks Dane, it really was a cool interview.

Pictures of Busty Brunette Beauty Alektra Blue

69blue — Sun, 23 May 2010 05:50:19 +0000

I’m Mr. Blue, she’s Alektra Blue, I’m thinking this would make a good match? What? I’m just saying, that my mind works in odd ways like that and it just seems to me that Alektra Blue would be a good mate for me. Now I just have to convince her of this fact and it’s all good. Granted, I’ve always had this thought in the back of my head that she’s not the type of woman you’d want to piss off. I mean, hot as hell, great body, sweet tits, but there’s that glint in her eye that if you pissed her off, it wouldn’t be a good thing.

Epic Post: Nikki Benz Perfect Cleavage

69blue — Tue, 18 May 2010 23:00:21 +0000

Nikki Benz is the total package and she’s just got a drop dead gorgeous body. However, in this industry we tend to find that one bit of perfection and we go with it. Don’t get me wrong, I would lick every inch of Nikki Benz body and know I was tasting perfection, but her cleavage…ohhh the cleavage…is probably one of the most recognizable breasts in the business.

I was going to do a test of, “Can you pick out Nikki’s Breasts” but as I started writing it, it was simply too redonkulously easy. Instead….that’s right….the birth of an EPIC THREAD.

Before I start though I’d like to ask you if you’re like me. Nikki Benz has such a perfect rack that I’m pretty sure I’d want to do stupid things with it after I’ve done all the common things like fondling, sucking, motorboating, etc. Here’s what I mean: Nikki Benz is my girlfriend, I’d probably create a drinking game around her breasts. Example, the olive toss, you toss an olive at her breasts, if it sticks in the cleavage, everyone drinks a martini.

Or, like, have her make a cast of her breasts so I could have like a jello mold out of it and then server Nikki Benz Breast Jello. Wait? Too Weird? Okay let’s get going with the pictures…Ode to Nikki Benz Breasts:

Starting off with her clothed because you know what, these breasts just radiate a power, and even with clothing covering them, they still are hypnotic, yes, mind altering, yes, like some really good drug or mushrooms or something like that.

This is only the beginning…I don’t think I’ve ever had an epic post that will go this long featuring one model and just one body part, but…it’s Nikki Benz damn it and her breasts!

Now I promised after my first rant that I wouldn’t type much and just let the Nikki Benz pictures do all the talking, but you’ll see in this thread that I have a lot of bikini pictures of her. How does someone like Nikki Benz go to the beach? I don’t know how because guys like me would come up to her and be like, “Do you want suntan lotion?” and proceed to whip the dick out and jizz all over her.

Next set has this like, diamond bra thing, I don’t know, it looks stiff and like I might injure myself in the process of yanking it off to get at those glorious breasts.

Have I posted too many pictures? FUCK NO!

Next set is my favorite few pictures…

I wonder if I’m going to break the blog putting this many pictures in one post. What a way to break it though, I can hear the phone call already, “DUDE, you fucked the blog up” and all I’ll say in a calm cool voice….”It was breasts that killed the beast”

You think hair color matters….brown hair, fucking all I can see is the breasts, until I masturbated and went, “Oh look, she changed her hair color” and then I waited 15 minutes and masturbated again.

Now to prove my point, blonde, then back to brunette, and tell me if it matters!

….and back to brunette….

Nope, breasts are the thing that moves me. Now I’ve reached the point in the thread that I have to tell you something. I jizzed all over this thread. That’s right man, you’ve been reading a jizz covered thread. What? You Jizzed as well? Hey we gave Nikki Benz her first Bukkake then…

Alright bitches, this is Mr. Blue signing off and hoping all your perverted dreams come true.

Hanna Hilton In Sheer Pink Lingerie

69blue — Sun, 16 May 2010 05:49:25 +0000

I do a lot of busty babes on this blog and I try to bring as many natural busty babes as possible, but let’s face it, in porn you’re going to have your share of fake attractive boobies. Hanna Hilton though is all natural and I mean every inch is natural. So enjoy Hanna Hilton in this shoot she did for Twistys where she’s wearing sheer pink lingerie.

Destiny Dixon was smokin’ hot in the live show

69blue — Thu, 13 May 2010 02:41:08 +0000

I just came, umm, what I mean is I just finished watching Destiny Dixon’s live show and all I can say she was amazingly hot and she was spread eagle, using a huge, and yes, loud toy…just porn perfection. Granted, it must have sucked for everyone because she was totally into me…wait? You mean, everyone left feeling that way? Damn she’s good.

Let’s continue the Destiny Dixon love with a few more shots just because she’s such a babe, she needs to be posted on more.

Btw, some you guys at the live show really need to ask better questions, lol. “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” doesn’t help me get her to do the things I want her to do, lol.

Only thing I regret? I missed the first 20 minutes of the show and Tarpy was like, the show is on you’re missing it. I’m glad I caught the last half of it, her spread wide and coming.

Mmmm, this is like a flashback to a few minutes ago. Destiny is doing another show next Wednesday, make sure you’re there, it starts at 9 pm EST and goest a full hour long.

Destiny Dixon’s Personal Websites

Ashlynn Brooke In Lingerie and Toying

69blue — Sun, 09 May 2010 05:32:50 +0000

Did I mention I want Ashlynn Brooke to be my future wife? Wait, I gotta make sure my girlfriend doesn’t read this blog. Okay okay, I’ll be faithful, but god she makes it so hard to be. Ashlynn Brooke is just my type of model, she’s got those soft curves, that playful innocent look that suddenly flashes that devilish side. You can really see it in the second picture of this set…it’s like one moment she looks shy and innocent and the next she’s a little horny devil.

Karlie Montana In Sheer Lingerie

69blue — Sun, 09 May 2010 05:27:44 +0000

Say hello to my little friend. Okay the Montana name brings that famous line from Scarface, but Karlie Montana does something to my little friend if you know what I mean. Don’t know much about this model and I’ll do more research because she’s totally different and really turns me on. She just has that wild fuck me look about her that can’t be denied.

Mariah Milano Free Live Webcam Show

69blue — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:02:32 +0000

Free is good. Pichunter likes free and we’re bringing you one of the hotttttttest women in porn at the moment Mariah Milano. She’s going to be doing a free live webcam show for us on Thursday, May 6th and if you need any convincing that you should be going to check her out…here’s a little sample:

Busty Lachelle Marie Fingering Pics

69blue — Sun, 02 May 2010 05:19:02 +0000

Lachelle Marie kind of is the typical pornstar and I don’t mean that in a bad way. I mean if you were to describe a pornstar you’d probably say, blonde, big tits, willingness to fuck anything that moves. Well, that’s what we call a stereotype, however, stereotypes have a foundation in reality and Lachelle Marie kind of fits the stereotype of a pornstar.

Does it matter? Fuck no, she’s hot as hell, and that’s one of those stereotypes that happen to be a good thing! I mean come on, she’s hot as fucking hell, I would hit it until my dick broke off. So, sometimes stereotypes are a good thing.

May 2010 Babe Of The Month Nikki Benz

69blue — Sun, 02 May 2010 00:23:14 +0000

We regularly post on Nikki Benz, at least once a week, and she’s been a regular feature on the blog since it started. It was an easy decision to make her May’s Babe of the Month. What’s not to love about Nikki Benz? A beautiful busty blonde that loves to do hardcore.

Nikki Benz has done an interview with us already and we’ve posted tons of pictures of her. So I sit here wondering what I can do to further show the PH Blogs love for Nikki. All I can say is MOARRRR!!! That’s right, I’m a firm believer that too much of a good thing isn’t a bad thing. Instead of pictures though I think I’ll do a video thread to start off Nikki Benz reign as Babe of the Month:

Oh, that’s right, that’s just the start of the Nikki Benz worship. Let’s flip to her personal site now and drop some pictures in to satisfy our Nikki Benz desire:

This is only the beginning. I’ll see what I can do about getting some exclusive content featuring Nikki Benz. The month of May is going to be sooooo damn hot with Nikki Benz as our babe of the month. Now I’m going to lay some heavy linking below because she’s done a lot for us already:

Aaliyah Love In Pichunter Gear

69blue — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 18:20:38 +0000

Winding up our Babe of the Month with Aaliyah Love she was totally cool and did a shoot in some of our gear. Let me tell you the Pichunter name never looked quite so hot with her doing these playful shoots just for us. Enjoy and I’d really like to thank Aaliyah Love again, she’s been great this month, and trust me, you’ll be seeing more of her even after this month draws to a close.

Damn she makes me wish I worked for Pichunter, oh wait, yay, I do. See this is why my job owns and yours doesn’t. Don’t worry, I spread the joy of porn and cute babes like Aaliyah Love.

Are Biker Chicks This Hot?

69blue — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 10:09:50 +0000

Tarpy sends me an email written all in CAPS. Funny how capital letters are considered screaming, but initially I was like….fuck you…I’m not even reading this email you caplock fucker. I let it sit there a day, stewing, taking up space in my email account. When I finally decided to read it. I was getting a sneak preview of Destiny Dixon.

I forgave the capslock thing as it must have been an orgasmic moment that made him pound the keyboard and got it locked into that position. Off I go to Destiny Dixon’s site. Seriously she’s hot, tall, busty, did I mention hot? As I’m fwapping away checking out her site, I finally get to her biography (yeah I know, it took me awhile before I got there).

Apparently Destiny Dixon is like some stunt biker chick. I was initially like, wait, what? Now maybe I’ve just had bad luck with Biker chicks, but they’re not supposed to look as hot as Destiny Dixon. They’re more, umm, fuckable if you consume enough alcohol type hot. Now, as I said, maybe I’ve had bad experiences with biker chicks, but Destiny Dixon just wiped all those bad memories away in one quick look.

I’m just giving you guys a taste, a sampling, because I want Destiny to do some more for us. So consider this a sampling and hopefully we can get more personalized stuff just for us.

SEE I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THE CAPSLOCK ISSUE NOW!

Destiny Dixon’s Personal Site

Jessica Difeo Stripping And Fingering

69blue — Sun, 25 Apr 2010 05:16:28 +0000

Thing I love about Twistys is they bring you a lot of models that you wouldn’t find anywhere else. Jessica Difeo is one of those models that I haven’t really seen elsewhere. I kind of got a feeling models feel it’s more acceptable to do a Twistys shoot because they’re in the same vein as Playboy Magazine. It’s not like you instantly think of hardcore fuck scenes with 10 dicks shooting sperm all over their face when you hear Twistys.

It’s more like a gentleman’s magazine, hot babes, naked, but done in a kind of respectful manner. With that you get models like Jessica Difeo posing naked for you. Granted, she’s not my favorite Twistys model, but there is something about her. You could almost picture her as that hot secretary you always wanted.

One of the Most POWERFUL men in porn!

69blue — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 00:33:31 +0000

That’s right bitches, I’m one of the most powerful men in porn, and it’s fucking funny how this only makes sense when I’m totally drunk. So, like a week ago, Tarpy calls me, he’s doing shots as he’s speaking to me….and somehow, we get on the topic of who’s the shit in porn. Who’s got the power, who can make a bitch famous, who can send them mass traffic…the answer was like Pichunter.

So, Tarpy, as he’s doing shots, mentions how I’m one of the most powerful people in porn. I’m thinking as he’s talking, “that must be some good shit he’s drinking if he actually believes that.” So, tonight I’m drowning my sorrows in some Ouzo, I’m half greek, half irish, basically means I was born to drink Ouzo and Guinness and actually like the taste of both. Try not to mix the two, because that’s kind of nasty but once you get a good buzz on you can drink floor cleaner and it’ll taste good.

Now that my mind is totally lubricated and in that same place Tarpy was when he muttered those words, I’m actually believing this shit, but what good is power if I’m not going to abuse it? Right? I mean let’s face it, power is great an all, but abusing power is way better.

I’m thinking I can get some pornstar fucking out of this. Heaven knows, I deserve some pornstar fucking, and I mean not just a little pornstar fucking, I mean a lot. Not only pornstars though, I want strippers, escorts, and free booze, I want to abuse the power that the Tarpy has given me for my own personal pleasures.

Here’s the catch though, the only time I’m really powerful in porn…is when the topic is brought up when the mind is so pickled with alcohol that it all makes sense. So, here’s the problem, I need all you pornstars to get fucking drunk, then contact me, because you will believe…I’m one of the most powerful men in porn….say it with me, take the red pill, not the blue one.

Phone Interview With Joanna Angel

69blue — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 09:17:47 +0000

I’m excited about what’s coming to Pichunter and the PichunterBlog in the upcoming weeks. This is one of the new features we added, phone interviews with your favorite porn stars. We did a written interview with Joanna Angel just a little while ago, but thought what the hell, let’s do an audio interview as well.

This is our first attempt at this, so it’s a little rough around the edges, we’ll work out some technical glitches and get everything up and smoother for the next few. Without further delay though here’s Joanna Angel being interviewed by Tarpy:

Alright, so a few comments on this. I was going to kind of rip Tarpy because he sorta fucked up the tech end of it and that’s why there’s a few moments of Joanna Angel explaining to Tarpy what he should have been using to record this. However, as I sit here, putting together a cheesy phone graphic and wondering why the fuck this looks kind of cheesy. So, I’m going to go easy on Tarpy and myself because this is kind of the first attempt at this sort of thing.

As you listen to this, let’s check out some more of Joanna Angel as there’s absolutely no technical difficulties with her. Hot, funny, and she knows when to kind of ignore Tarpy when he’s doing a Tarpyism.

Mmmmmm thank you Joanna Angel. Am I the only one kind of perving out to her pictures as I listen to her interview? I didn’t think so.

The Mile High Club With Gina Lynn

69blue — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 04:40:38 +0000

I hate to fly. In fact, I won’t fly, there’s no way you can get me on an airplane. However, I’m also a sexual deviant, this notion of a mile high club that I’m not a part of, well, that’s just not right.

Here’s my thinking. If Gina Lynn were to agree taking me on a flight, I might consider it, well, after a few pills to make me relax and one to make me rock hard, yeah, I think I would do it.

What if the plane didn’t take off? You think I could be in the mile high club without taking off?

One of the Hottest Nikki Benz scenes

69blue — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 00:29:32 +0000

Nikki Benz is always hot, she’ll always be hot, when she’s 70 years old I’d probably still want to poke her, but every pornstar has those scenes that just they look fucking perfect in and I think this is one of those scenes for Nikki Benz. Body perfect, her hair that platinum pornstar special, and just everything working:

You know, I think it’s because she doesn’t have a tan? I’m not sure, I kind of perv more on those models with really white skin. Too many pornstars tan or use that spray on tan.

Monika Vesela Stripping Her Bikini

69blue — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 04:39:15 +0000

Twistys gets the nod once again for bringing beautiful babes you wouldn’t find elsewhere. Well, Monika Vesela has worked for other sites, but since Twistys has the most of her that’s why I’m bringing it here. She kind of reminds me of Liv Tyler, just a bit, only she gets naked and while I still don’t stand a chance of boning her, I’m a lot closer to boning her than I am Liv Tyler. A bikini striptease for your Sunday pleasure:

Exclusive Aaliyah Love Interview

69blue — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:36:51 +0000

What you’ve all been waiting for, me asking stupid questions and forcing Aaliyah Love to answer them. Aaliyah Love is just super cool, relaxed, and really funny. It takes a lot to answer questions from me, that’s right, I’m kind of weird and to go through the gauntlet of questions and answer them all….impressive.

Aaliyah Love was also sweet enough to send us a long a ton of pictures that most of you probably haven’t seen before, so get ready, get set, here’s the lovely Aaliyah Love. Starting off with a pink haired pic she sent, just so my first question makes a little more sense.

Mr. Blue: First question is always the hardest but you made it somewhat easy for me. You sent along some of your favorite pictures and it features you with Pink Hair.

Sugar, Spice, Everything Nice, and Chemical X. That’s right, if a Power Puff girl ever went into porn, she’d be you. The question is, do you realize just how cute, adorable, and sexy you are? I mean do you wake in the morning and go, “Damn I’m cute” and work at it or is it just your natural state?

Aaliyah Love: LOL! Is this really a question? Well THANK YOU! I consider it a huge compliment to be compared to a XXX Power Puff girl! But um yeah, I don’t wake up looking like this:) I’m pretty crabby when I was up usually..I’m not a morning person!

Mr. Blue: Okay odd first question is over, relax, the rest will be a little more normal, maybe…So how did you start your career in porn?

Aaliyah Love: I was a preschool teacher and there was an ad in the paper for webcam models. I carried that ad around in my pocket for about 6 months. I would call the number and answer all of the guy’s questions then when he would say “when can you come in to meet me?” I’d hang up the phone because I was too scared/shy! Then one day I got the courage up..the rest is history!:)

Mr. Blue: I was talking to Tarpy and as I was pretending to listen to what he was saying and he got on the topic of you possibly coming down his way after visiting family.

Aaliyah Love: Yeah my family lives in Baltimore and I’d love to visit you guys and do some shoots w Tarpy! I’ve shot w Tarpy before and not only did he do a good job, but he’s super chill to work with! I remember one day he was filming a 3some with me, Trisha Uptown and Ava Knight and for awhile he handed the cam off to Trisha and let her get up in the mix with it.. Shit like that stands out in my mind and is FUN! But last year I said the same thing about visiting and shooting, then I only came out there for Thanksgiving and Xmas and I was too busy doing family stuff to shoot, so it just all depends on when I come out.. damn, why don’t you guys just come out to LA already?! It’s almost beach weather!!:)

Mr. Blue: Once I heard, Aaliyah Love, family, I again stopped listening to him. I kept thinking, “I bet her mom is hot as well”. So, does hot run in the family?

Aaliyah Love: ummm..let’s not talk about my family like that haha.

Mr. Blue: How does your family and friends feel about your porn career?

Aaliyah Love: We don’t really discuss it but they obv know about it. I think for a long time now my parents have come to realize that I’m going to do what I want no matter what so they might as well just let me do my thing and learn my own lessons. They love me no matter what, I have a great relationship w my fam:)

Mr. Blue: Having a solo site, most models think if you put up some naked pics and make a fortune, but it’s not that easy. How hard do you work on site and advertising it?

Aaliyah Love: LOL! It’s a 7 day a week job. Everyday I’m hustlin! Getting naked on camera is such a small part of it. (but my fav part!!)

Mr. Blue: Keeping members coming back for more is always a hurdle for any porn site. How devoted are you to your fans and members?

Aaliyah Love: I don’t have the biggest site with the most traffic, but I am blessed to have members that are so fucking loyal sometimes it almost makes me cry I am so grateful for them! They come to all of the live webcam shows, comment on every scene I post, read my blogs, show me love on Twitter, etc.. I have members that have been around since day 1 and some tell me “I will be a member of www.AaliyahLove.com as long as your site is up!” and I plan on doing this for a long long time:) I do everything I can for my members, and I let them decide for me what scenes I should shoot, what to wear to my webcam shows, etc..because the site is for them as much as it is for me!:) Without my fans, I wouldn’t have this awesome job. I’d probably be a teacher somewhere making next to nothing and hating my life!!
Mr. Blue: Why haven’t you done any hardcore? If the answer is, “I’m saving myself for Mr. Blue” then I’ll start working out again, but if it’s not, you got some serious explainin’ to do?

Aaliyah Love: I’m saving myself for a Mr Blue, Aaliyah Love, Tarpy 3some woot woot!! So what’s up guys?! Besides, some of the things I do on my site I’d consider to be pretty hardcore.. How many girls shove strawberries up their pussies then pop them out and eat them? How many girls will shove one dildo up her ass and one in her pussy at the same time, then pull them both out and lick both of them clean, with a big smile on her face? I EARNED the title of “Ass Fuck Schoolgirl” a long time ago and have lived up to it scene after scene.. to me, that shit is pretty hardcore;)

Mr. Blue: What makes you laugh (for some reason I think this will be a long list).

Aaliyah Love: That last question totally made me LOL. no wait, it made me ROFLMAO

Mr. Blue: Fettiiisheeesss. When I entered porn I had extremely vanilla taste in what turns me on. In many ways I still do, however, being in porn has opened a whole new world of sex fetishes to me. Tell me the fetishes that your porn career has introduced you to and have any been really appealing to you?

Aaliyah Love: Working in porn has ruined most porn for me, now I like really extreme stuff. When I first started masturbating, I would get half way thru a “Penthouse Forum” story and I’d be cuming in my panties. Now I need to seem some pretty nasty stuff to get going..but I won’t tell you here what that is because you will think I’m a sick and twisted little girl:)

Mr. Blue: Favorite Movie? Please don’t suck with this answer, but be truthful.

Aaliyah Love: LOL! Do any of my answers suck? I like Boogie Nights, esp the first half, before things start going bad. Is there anything hotter than the close-ups in the scene where Dirk Diggler fucks Juliana Moore on the desk? I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve watched that scene in slow motion, with my hitachi wand pressed hard against my pussy, just wishing that was me! mmm.Dirk Diggler.. ppuuuurrrrr..

Mr. Blue: Do you get recognized in public or do you get a lot of, “Gee you look familiar, do I know you?”

Aaliyah Love: I’ve only been recognized in public 5 times. Every time I was wearing like sweatpants and no makeup. Twice was at the Whole Foods by my house. Once was on an airplane. I was standing in line to go to the bathroom and the guy in line behind me whispers in my ear “Nice website!” I turn around, my sleep mask on my forehead, my hood up, no makeup, hair all messy, and I’m like “Huh?” and he goes “I know who you are! Love your website, keep up the good work!” I didn’t know what to say! After I got out of the bathroom I saw him sitting next to his wife and kids and I just laughed to myself.. Another time my landlord and a plumber were in my kitchen (sounds like the beginning to a cheesy porn, huh?) and the plumber tells my landlord “Is she a stripper? I know Ive seen that girl naked before, I just can’t put my finger on where..I swear on my life” so I tell my landlord “Tell him he’s dreaming and to get back to work!” bwahahaha. I don’t mind if people recognize me, it just usually catches me off guard and I’m too stunned to do anything hehe

Mr. Blue: You’re at a club and a guy wants to get your phone number, what’s the best route to that and do you give him a real number or a fake?

Aaliyah Love: I usually am turned off by the guys that try to hit on me or show me too much attention when I’m at a bar or club. Esp when I’m out with my friends just trying to have a good time! I’m always attracted to the super hot guys that seem to want nothing to do with me. So keep your fucking distance and if I want you, trust me, I will most def let you know! I can’t even remember the last time I gave out a real phone number haha

Mr. Blue: Do you ego surf the net? I mean have you sat down and typed in, “Aaliyah Love” just to see what people are writing about you?

Aaliyah Love: Don’t we all? And I love how I google myself and #1 on the list is AALIYAH LOVE, PICHUNTER. Thanx guys, I love you too:)

Mr. Blue: Which pornstar would you like to work with?

Aaliyah Love: I have a huge crush on Ariel Rebel! and I’m going to kee on naming her first when I get asked these questions until I have that sexy little Canadian elf spread eagle on a table inf ront of me, talking dirty to me in french!! I’d love to get super kinky with Belladonna in a tub of colored milk. And there are some Japanese girls I would cut my big toe off to spend one day with. I really really like Japanese girls. Esp young, shy looking ones! If that is wrong, I don’t want to be right!!

Mr. Blue: Pornstar vs. Solo Girl. Do you sometimes feel those pornstars are kind of stuck up bitches that look down on solo girl sites? (Get out your diplomatic hat here)

Aaliyah Love: What?! Pornstars are looking down on me?! really? I never knew that, that’s kinda fucked up:( You just made me sad.

Mr. Blue: Okay, Ron Jeremy is the single fuck ugliest person ever to appear in porn. Would you ever do a scene with him for like a million?

Aaliyah Love: LOL! What kinda fucking question is this?! I’ve met Ron Jeremy a couple of times and he is a sweaty mother fucker. ..so.. a million ..cash? do I have to pay taxes on the million? Is it on camera? Where is this scene being posted? hehehe

Mr. Blue: Have you ever been walking in Walmart, you see something big and go, “I bet I could fit that in my pussy?” If the answer is yes, what was it?

Aaliyah Love: LOL! I think that in the fruit/veggie section at Whole Foods all of the time. If you are a member of my site you will know I’m a big fan of food fucking. I’ve stuck all sorts of food up my pussy and ass then ate it after. But there are a couple scenes in my mind that I’ve wanted to do for a long time but I haven’t found the right location/photographer/amount of time to do it yet. But I can’t get into detail right now, cause bitches be copying my style

Mr. Blue: Anal sex, do you do it or would you do it if I asked really nicely?

Aaliyah Love: With you? Or in general? I heart anal! I’d say on any given day I spend about an hour-2 hours collectively with a dildo up my ass.

Mr. Blue: Food. That’s right….food. I’ve seen some sets with you playing around with food, what’s your favorite food to mess around with?

Aaliyah Love: 2 days ago I went to a shoot where I was asked to smush up a cake with my feet. It was sooo much fun, it felt soooo good, I REALLY got into it! I rubbed that shit ALL OVER ME!! and in the middle of the cake was a dildo..what a surprise! I pulled the toy out of the cake, licked it clean, then started to fuck myself with it while sitting in a puddle of cake and frosting. I raised one of my legs above my head and wiggled my toes while pounding my pussy so cake rained down on me while I masturbated, it was amazing!

Mr. Blue: When doing webcam shows most guys will ask. “Get naked!”…but, come on, has there ever been a guy to ask you something that was just amusing and funny? What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been asked?

Aaliyah Love: oh man I could write you a novel here. I’ve been a webcam model for about 6 years now, do you better believe I’ve done it all and I’ve SEEN IT ALL! and I love every juicy, kinky, disgusting minute of it! Funny enough, some of the craziest webcam shows I’ve done isn’t things I’ve been asked to do, but things I’ve been asked to WATCH. Some things..you just can’t ever unsee. I have seen some things guys! Some things I can’t ever repeat. Yeah, it’s like that.

Mr. Blue: Do you rip off the mattress tag despite the federal warning?

Aaliyah Love: Fuck yeah. Doesn’t everyone?

Mr. Blue: Do you ever look like hell? I mean, I pretty much think if I had a wild night of sex with you, the next morning you’d wake up hot looking. You probably don’t even have morning breath.

Aaliyah Love: uh I think I touched on this in the other answers… I look like crap when I first wake up, it takes me 2 hours to get ready for webcam or for a photoshoot! And I also look like crap every time I run into a fan. Just my luck I guess:)

Mr. Blue: Outdoor fucking…do you do it?

Aaliyah Love: Fuck yes! I love being naked outside! I get naked outdoors as much as I can, even when it’s not appropriate hehe.. There’s nothing better than fucking under the stars!!:)

Mr. Blue: At this point you’re probably like, omg, why the hell isn’t this interview ending! So, one final question: The Smurfs, there was only one female smurf, smurfette. Does that explain why they’re all blue?

Aaliyah Love: I didn’t watch much smurfs when I was a kid so I’m not an expert. I was more of a Rainbow Brite/My Little Pony type of girl:)

Comments after the interview. That’s right, I can’t stop myself, so a few things. First off, Whole Foods own, if you’ve never been to one, please do go to one, lol. Secondly, the whole thing with her saying she could have a dildo up her ass for an hour or two….oh yeah.

Finally, when she said that she’d do a threesome with Tarpy and Me. Okay, because she’s so hot, there was that momentary thought that she might get me horny enough to agree to such a thing, but in reality, nah. Here’s the thing, I don’t do threesomes with 2 guys 1 girl, especially someone that I’m friends with because every conversation that we ever had from that point on would have that thought of, “Remember that time we both fucked Aaliyah Love”…which would be okay the first 100 times we talked, but it would eventually be a little weird. There’s more on this topic, but I digress.

Make sure to check out a free live cam show that Aaliyah Love is doing for us on April 22nd!

Busty Bikini Clad Babes

69blue — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 04:38:52 +0000

Gina Lynn, that’s the blonde, and the brunette, umm, errr, I don’t know who it is. That’s pretty impressive actually as to stump me with a pornstar is not the easiest thing to do. The scene is set though, Gina Lynn, unknown brunette, both oiled up and wearing bikinis. I think we all know where we’re heading with this so is there really a need for me to say more? I think not!

Nikki Benz Fucking A Cop

69blue — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 00:27:53 +0000

A few years back on Long Island, there was this crooked cop that would pull women over for some minor violation and then basically offer them a way out by doing some sexual favors. What amazed me at the time was that this shit actually worked on some women.

I’m surprised it even worked once, but he did it a bunch of times. Now, don’t get me wrong, I always have this thought in my head that most women kind of want to be sluts, but they’re not given the opportunity, but still, come on, really? Pay a ticket or fuck a cop that’s abusing his power? I don’t know, but I’m glad Nikki Benz did just that in this scene from Brazzers:

Granted, how many times in your life would you pull over someone like Nikki Benz? Hopefully she’s a really bad driver and gets pulled over a lot.

Busty Peach From Twistys

69blue — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 04:35:51 +0000

Peach gets featured a lot on Twistys and you can tell why. A D cup, a babe, and she’s wearing a bikini that she’s all too willing to strip off. I’ll bring a lot more of her to the blog and I know her other pornstar name but I’m drawing a blank on it at the moment. Wait, Renata Daninsky, I had to go look her up because it would have annoyed me. Now onto the pictures:

Gina Lynn Playing Ping Pong

69blue — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 04:17:50 +0000

Okay at this point even I’m like, don’t watch Balls of Fury while you’re trying to think up a fucking porn scene. You know someone was like, Okay, Gina Lynn playing Ping Pong is a perfect fuck scenario! I’d be like, what? However, if Gina Lynn didn’t mind, I would smack the shit out of her ass with that ping pong paddle as I was taking her from behind. She wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week afterward. Golden rule…don’t give me a paddle while I’m fucking, because your ass will get abused.

wtf, they didn’t use the ping pong paddle on her ass? Geez, whimps, give me that thing next time.

Exclusive Interview With Joanna Angel

69blue — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 00:05:33 +0000

Joint interview? That’s right, on this interview the world famous Mr. Blue had a little more help than usual because Tarpy himself dragged out of the wood work and got some questions in as well. It worked out so well that he even did a phone interview with Joanna Angel (which will be coming in the next week or so).

Here’s a few sample pictures before we get into the interview with the alt porn diva Joanna Angel:

Mr. Blue: Reading Joanna Angel Biography on wikipedia the first thing that came to my mind was, “How did a nice Jewish girl from New Jersey become the queen of alt porn?” So how did it happen?

Joanna Angel: Well- the short version of the story is that in my senior year of college – my college roommate and I decided to start a porn site. It seemed like a much better idea than getting a “real” job. We took some naked pictures of me… and some of my friends… and well… a few years later this experiment turned into a real company that help star the “alt porn” genre. I was a punk rock chick- so were all my friends… I had no idea that this subculture was a rarity in porn… so I got to be the queen of alt-porn just really by being myself!

Mr. Blue: I’m going to be saying Alt Porn a lot in this interview, being a seasons porn vet, I know all about it, but could you tell our readers what’s Alt Porn?

Joanna Angel: Many people say alt porn is something different- so I will just give my own definition of alt porn. “Alt Porn” is an alternative to mainstream porn- that features girls from the the punk/indie subculture. What really separates alt porn from mainstream though is not just the aesthetic- it’s the community. Alt porn websites are a reflection of pop culture- with music, and community etc. The members and the girls interact with one another, and the girls aren’t presented as untouchable beings the way they are in “mainstream” porn. On BurningAngel we have band interview, and record reviews- as well as an active chat room, and blogs and member profiles in addition to the XXX content…. so the site feels like a fun place for slightly perverted hipsters to hang out. So I think the aesthetic and the community combined is what makes alt porn what it is.

Mr. Blue: Buring Angel is your website, besides it being all Alt Porn, it has a different layout then the standard porn site. Tell me a little bit about it and the social bookmarking feel of a myspace/facebook layout you chose with it?

Joanna Angel: I did not want BurningAngel to be the type of website that people need to hide from their wife or friends when they look at it- or even possibly be something you’re able to look at during work (depending on where you work). I modeled the colors and the layout to feel more like a magazine and less like a porn site so people feel more comfortable on there. A lot of our members are not your typical porn consumers and for many of them- this is the first porn site they have ever seen so we don’t want them to feel like this is just like all the other websites they look at- only with porn on it.

Mr. Blue: Has there ever been a model that was too tattooed, too pierced, too on the fringe of sanity that even you looked at them and went…okay that’s taking it too far?

Joanna Angel: If a girl is hot- no matter what kinda craziness she has going on is OK with me. Certain girls look really good with facial tattoos and certain ones don’t… and some girls know how to accentuate their sexuality with body modifications… whereas I have seen some girls just not carry it well. I would never turn down a girl for being too modified, but I have turned girls away who I just did not find sexy.

Mr. Blue: Does it annoy you when people see the success of Burning Angel or Suicide Girls, and try to cash in on the Alt Porn without really understanding it? If there are, feel free to bitch here.

Joanna Angel: Not really- those people usually just wind up making a fool out of themselves and fail shortly after they launch. I’m almost 30- I’m way too old to call people “poseurs”… I just worry about my own company and what ever happens around us doesn’t matter much to me. I simply have too much to do and don’t have enough time to worry about how punk or un-punk everyone else in the porn industry it.

Mr. Blue: You’re stuck on Gilligan’s Island. How long does it take you before you’ve fucked all the castaways? I don’t just mean that incompetent Gilligan who couldn’t fuck anyone in the 3 years the show was on the air. I mean you in a grass hut going deep in Ginger with a banana while Mary Ann is eating you. (I know it’s an odd question, i
haven’t had my morning coffee yet).

Joanna Angel: If I was stuck on an island I would probably want to take my time with everyone on the island. I would not want to fuck everyone in the first week I was there… then I would just get bored. I would probably spend like, a good 6 months with each one, and then move onto the next one. Then by the time I was through with everyone I would probably miss whoever I would fuck first by that time and I could start over again. I would be like, every one’s girlfriend… then every one’s ex-girlfriend…. it would be awesome. Then after I went through everyone twice, I would start having threesomes with whatever two people I thought would go well together, then get DPed by people… etc. I could make just a few people really last a while without getting boring!

Tarpy: Speaking of threesomes, say the average couple is trying to introduce a threesome into their relationship; what are some threesome do’s and don’ts?

Joanna Angel: If you are a guy- well… don’t bring up having a threesome. You can possibly talk about other people having threesomes to plant the seed, you could maybe talk about a threesome you saw in a movie? But don’t ever say ” I really want to have a threesome” to your girlfriend. It might be unfair, but that’s just the way things are. No matter how awesome and confidant your girlfriend is and even if she in fact did want to have a threesome- if you bring it up first… there is a 99% chance she won’t be into it anymore and will start to feel like there is something wrong with her. I don’t know why, we are just crazy and that is just how we are. So that is a don’t. Um.. I would say also, if you are both into the idea- not to try so hard. The best threesomes that happen can happen naturally. If you go out with the intention of finding a third partner and no other intention that that- things could get a little awkward. Fuck. This is a little unfair- I am listing so many Dont’s and no Do’s!!! How about this- do let the girl pick the girl. Don’t worry- we will pick someone hot and awesome… just trust us… the guy will have fun no matter who it is so just let the girl pick who she wants to fuck… because you men want to fuck everything =)

Mr. Blue: Nerdy white guy, no tattoos or piercings; what’s the chances of an ordinary guy ever picking you up at a club and having you for the night?

Joanna Angel: My boyfriend has no tattoos or piercings! I am not superficial like that. I think tattoos are sexy but sometimes opposites do attract. I think the biggest turn on for me is ambition, and intelligence- and a sense of humor. I like it when people are motivated in whatever it is they are doing with their life, and when they can teach me something new. I am pretty damn funny so if you can make me laugh- there is a good chance of a nice reward!

Tarpy: And if you took him home, what’s something most less experienced and less talented men overlook entirely or mostly that they shouldn’t?

Joanna Angel: Um… it has been a really long time since I have been with an inexperienced guy so I don’t really remember! Sorry.

Mr. Blue: Oddest sex you’ve ever had on film or off?

Joanna Angel: I don’t really find any kind of sex odd but I had my boyfriend pee inside me once just to see how it felt. That was kind of odd. It was not on camera.

Mr. Blue: Is there anything that you wouldn’t try?

Joanna Angel: Something with someone underage, or with an animal, or with someone I am just not attracted to whatsoever.

Mr. Blue: Do you like how all your ink came out or is there any tats you would have liked to have a redo on?

Joanna Angel: My worst tattoo is definitely the woman’s symbol that looks nothing like a woman’s symbol on my left arm. I got it in a tattoo shop in Austin when I was really drunk. it was a terrible idea. Even as the guy was doing it- I remember telling him that he sucked and should really get a new profession. The lines are crooked, and the dimensions are completely incorrect for a woman’s symbol. I attached a photo of it.

Mr. Blue: Is there anything that you wouldn’t try once? That the mere idea of it just creeps you out?

Joanna Angel: Hm. No not really. As long as i am doing it with someone I am attracted to I am basically willing to try anything. I am not willing to try anything with anyone- but I am willing to try anything… if that makes sense.

Tarpy: Girl on Girl sex for amateurs, how should they start, and what are the best toys to add?

Joanna Angel: The best advice to give two girls who never had sex with a girl – is um.. to fuck! Obviously if you are fucking a girl you probably have had some kind of fantasies about fucking a girl so do what the horny person in you wants to do and just go with it. The easiest toys to use is any kind of vibrating toy but I honestly think the best girl on girl sex is when there are no toys involved. Sometimes they can take away the intimacy. I really like using toys when I am by myself more than I like using them with other people.

Mr. Blue: Who do you hate? Can be in porn, real life, just someone that you’d like to see get mauled by a pack of rabid dogs.

Joanna Angel: Dane Cook. He is not funny and so many people think he is. Fuck that guy.

Mr. Blue: Who do you love? (I’m going for the deadly sins with these questions)

Joanna Angel: Uh, Brendon Small. He is very funny and makes awesome TV shows.

Tarpy: Is it just me, or was Avatar a gorgeous sunday morning cartoon? I just don’t get it, did you?

Joanna Angel: I didn’t see it- but I usually don’t like big budget Hollywood movies like that. I will see it when it goes on TV.

Mr. Blue: What’s your idea of a perfect weekend?

Joanna Angel: well it would start by me logging onto the admin of my website and seeing that we got 10 million sign ups for BurningAngel.com, and maybe like 10 million sign ups for the JoannaAngel bucks affiliate program. Then I would have a really good idea in the shower for a movie and I would sit down at my computer and a 100 page epic porn script would be completed in 30 minutes. While I am writing this epic script someone would be massaging my back and my feet simultaneously. Then I would go spend a few hours at the Hard Rock in Vegas… and play Roulette and win about 5 million dollars… and I would then go shopping at a store called Annie Cream cheese with that money and buy all the things I wanted to buy in there and couldn’t afford. Then I would go out to eat at Nobu and my favorite 10 people would be there with me. Then after we ate- we would magically be transported to my favorite party in NYC- called Trash, and we would drink and dance there all night… and then we would magically be transported back to our penthouse suite at the Hard Rock hotel and we would all have sex with each other for like 15 hours . The we would go down to the lobby of the hotel all messy with that post sex look- and find that a new Die Hard is playing in the Theatre down the street. Then I would be like… wait.. I had no idea that there was another Die Hard movie out?? I thought the one with Justin Long was the final one? And then someone at the concierge would be like, no- Bruce Willis knew how badly you wanted one more Die Hard movie to be made so he made one just for you- and only you and the people you are with can see it.

That sounds like a pretty perfect weekend- right? You want me to keep going? I could make this a perfect month if you want.

Mr. Blue: Stupidest tattoo you’ve ever seen?

Joanna Angel: I am attaching a picture or a really poorly done tramp stamp ish tattoo- only instead of a tramp stamp, it is a Jesus cross with wings, and the phrase- in this spelling underneath it “of corse im crazy but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong”. It’s pretty hideous.

Tarpy: Are penis tattoos cool?

Joanna Angel: Personally I don’t like them so much. However one time I had sex with a guy with a pretty small penis, and it was tattooed and had like 6 piercings in it. I was impressed. It was like, he knew he had a small penis so he just tried to make the best of it, and I admired that.

Tarpy: What makes you laugh, other than tattoo typos?

Joanna Angel: Lots of things! Aziz Ansari always makes me laugh. He is one of my new favorite comedians. My mom also makes me laugh a lot- she is pretty funny.

Mr. Blue: What are you plans for the future? Do you have any projects you want to talk about?

Joanna Angel: My future plans involve doing everything I am doing now- just on a bigger and better scale. I want to make more movies, more websites, and just make everything I have better than what it is now.

Tarpy: Ever goto strip clubs as a customer?

Joanna Angel: Not really as a customer, but I have gone with a bunch of friends to hang out. I guess I have totally been that person that every stripper hates at the club… someone there to just hang out with no intention of spending money at all. I do love strip clubs though- I think they are a lot of fun. Hopefully somewhere down the line I can open one up myself.

Mr. Blue: If you were doing this interview, what question would you have asked yourself and you’re glad that I didn’t ask you?

Joanna Angel: I would probably ask myself what I was going to eat for lunch today- because I’m not quite sure what I am in the mood for and it would have really helped. I am glad you did not ask me what my parents thought of my profession. I am really sick of answering that question.

Tarpy: You spoke at Yale recently, how was that?

Joanna Angel: It was great! I enjoyed going back to college for a day. I like college kids, they make me happy, and it felt really cool to speak in front of a class.

Tarpy: Tell us about Bartenders?

Joanna Angel: Well- it’s a movie about hot chicks (myself, Kylee Kross, and Kleio) who work at a really sleazy bar (it’s called “Joanna’s Ugly”) and an evil health inspector named Mick Blue is threatening to shut it down. So then we have to figure out a way to stay awesome and sleazy and keep the bar open- which is an incredibly difficult task. It’s a fun movie with lots of good hot sex in it and a bunch of silly jokes. I look forward to seeing what it looks like once it is edited.

Tarpy: What best defines Kleio?

Joanna Angel: Her personality I think. She is dirty and hot- but she is just about the sweetest girl in the entire world. There are lots of hot chicks in the world who take it in the ass- but none of them have the awesome personality that Kleio does!

Tarpy: Haven’t you run contests before to find new girls to love? It must be a headspin to have alt girls from all over the nation competing for your affection, ever thought of doing a dancing with the stars style review panel with James Deen and Kleio? They could be judged on their individual technique, creativity, acting, acrobatics, aggression and octagon control, or am I just way off?

Joanna Angel: Yeah that sounds like a big headache. but yes- it is tough. I do love all the girls and I wish the company was big enough to make movies about all of them – and have websites for all of them etc. but unfortunately, that is just not the case. There is only so much love to give!

Mr. Blue’s Commentary on the interview…

You thought I’d shut up right? Every interview you come away with an impression of the person you just got done grilling. Joanna Angel really impressed me, smart girl, cute, sexy and wordy! What’s the one shining moment for me, she hates Dane Cook and that was an awesome answer to the Gilligan’s Island question.

btw, we’re not done with Joanna Angel, far from it, check out her phone interview coming in a few days.

Nikki Benz And The Car Repairman

69blue — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 00:26:33 +0000

I know in reality that most of the times, shit like this just doesn’t happen, but let us fantasize for a moment on being a car repairman. I’m actually thinking if I was sleazy, wait, I am, but if I were a sleazy car repairman, I’d probably do a lot of free work for fucking.

That’s right, cost of parts, and a blowjob, cheap car repair that would get me satisfied. Maybe I’d get more pussy doing that than being a porn writer. Hmm, anyway, in the land of Brazzers anything is possible, including fucking Nikki Benz: